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Key & Peele - The School Bully (FULL HD)

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    *[rap music]*
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    Why you reading, bitch?
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    - Because I like to read, and this is a really good book.
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    - You're a really good bitch, bitch!
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    - Why you gotta bother me man?
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    - Because!
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    *[sad piano music]*
    I'm not doing very well at school!
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    I'm reading at a third grade level!
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    I really don't wanna get left back, so when I see somebody reading for fun,
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    it makes me feel that much more stupid! And then I get mad!
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    *[music stops]*
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    - Um, I didn't know that, thanks so much for opening up to me...
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    - Shut up queer!
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    - I don't understand, I mean, why you gotta go there?
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    *[sad piano music]*
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    I've been having sexual fantasies about some of the other guys at school.
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    - What?
    - Gimme that!
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    I'm afraid of these feelings and what they might mean.
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    It's like, because I hate myself so much, I gotta point that hate outward, towards you! [laughs]
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    *[music stops]*
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    - You understand this on such a deep level, that...
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    *[sad piano music]*
    - I don't understand s**t!
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    Now I'm gonna punish you physically for acknowledging my emotional problems!
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    - No no wait wait, I was gonna say, if you understand yourself so well,
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    then maybe you should try working on changing it!
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    - Of course I wanna change it! But it's the only defence mechanism I have
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    against deeper, more terrifying problems buried inside of me!
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    *[music stops]*
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    You lucky my dad's here.
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    *[sad piano music]*
    - Get in the damn truck son!
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    I need to take you home and beat on you 'cause I hate myself,
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    and you look like your mother who left me.
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    Then I'mma block out the guilt I feel over mistreating you with a river of vodka.
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    - I'm gonna internalise that and unknowingly transfer it onto you tomorrow.
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    Coming reluctantly.
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Key & Peele - The School Bully (FULL HD)
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01:55

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