Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader
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0:01 - 0:05*Star Wars music*
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0:05 - 0:05Stormtrooper 1: Hey, you know,
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0:05 - 0:07I was thinking last night...
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0:07 - 0:08Stormtrooper 2: Oh here we go!
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0:08 - 0:11Stormtrooper 1: Us clones work all day, every day,
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0:11 - 0:12for our entire lives.
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0:12 - 0:13Stormtrooper 2: Uh huh.
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0:13 - 0:15Stormtrooper 1: And we don't even get paid!
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0:15 - 0:17Stormtrooper 2: Well, we were genetically engineered
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0:17 - 0:18to be obedient soldiers.
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0:18 - 0:19Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
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0:19 - 0:20I'm not buying it.
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0:20 - 0:21We should have the same
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0:21 - 0:22rights as everyone else.
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0:22 - 0:23Stormtrooper 2: Good luck trying to
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0:23 - 0:24convince that to Lord Vader.
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0:24 - 0:25Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
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0:25 - 0:26it just so happens that
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0:26 - 0:28I have a little bit of dirt on Vader,
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0:28 - 0:29if you know what I mean.
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0:29 - 0:30Stormtrooper 2: What are you talking about?
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0:30 - 0:32His helmet is so clean,
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0:32 - 0:33you can see your reflection in it.
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0:33 - 0:34Stormtrooper 1: Ugh!
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0:34 - 0:35Not actual dirt, dumbass!
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0:35 - 0:36Stormtrooper 2: Oh.
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0:36 - 0:39Stormtrooper 1: Dirt as in something Vader wants no one to see.
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0:39 - 0:41Stormtrooper 2: Oh, so we're going to blackmail him?
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0:41 - 0:42Stormtrooper 1: Exactly!
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0:42 - 0:43Stormtrooper 2: What have you got?
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0:43 - 0:45Stormtrooper 1: These! *dramatic horn*
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0:45 - 0:48Stormtrooper 2: So, Lord Vader's a cross-dresser?
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0:48 - 0:49Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, pretty much.
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0:49 - 0:51Stormtrooper 2: Wait, why were you watching
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0:51 - 0:53Lord Vader change his clothes in the first place?
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0:53 - 0:54Stormtrooper 1: Um, uh...
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0:54 - 0:56That's not important!
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0:56 - 0:58The important thing is blackmailing Vader.
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0:58 - 0:59So, are you in?
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0:59 - 1:00Stormtrooper 2: Yeah.
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1:00 - 1:02I always wanted my very own hot tub.
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1:02 - 1:03Stormtrooper 1: Now that's the spirit!
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1:03 - 1:04*2 MINUTES LATER*
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1:04 - 1:07*heavy breathing*
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1:07 - 1:08*shotgun blast*
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1:08 - 1:09Stormtrooper 1: Dude! Dude!
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1:09 - 1:10What's wrong with you?
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1:10 - 1:11Why did you kill him?
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1:11 - 1:12Stormtrooper 2: I was blackmailing him like you said.
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1:12 - 1:14Stormtrooper 1: "Blackmailing" is when you threaten
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1:14 - 1:16to release bad information about someone.
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1:16 - 1:17Stormtrooper 2: Ohhhhh.
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1:17 - 1:18See,
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1:18 - 1:20I thought it was when you shoot someone in the head.
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1:20 - 1:21Stormtrooper 1: Dumbass!
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1:21 - 1:23*Star Wars music*
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1:23 - 1:30From YouTube Creator: forrestfire101.
- Title:
- Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 01:31
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:17 AM |
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:16 AM |
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:16 AM |
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:16 AM |
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:16 AM |
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:16 AM |
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Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Lego Star Wars - Blackmailing Vader | Oct 24, 2010, 6:16 AM |