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*Star Wars music*
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Stormtrooper 1: Hey, you know,
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I was thinking last night...
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Stormtrooper 2: Oh here we go!
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Stormtrooper 1: Us clones work all day, every day,
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for our entire lives.
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Stormtrooper 2: Uh huh.
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Stormtrooper 1: And we don't even get paid!
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Stormtrooper 2: Well, we were genetically engineered
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to be obedient soldiers.
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Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
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I'm not buying it.
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We should have the same
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rights as everyone else.
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Stormtrooper 2: Good luck trying to
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convince that to Lord Vader.
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Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
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it just so happens that
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I have a little bit of dirt on Vader,
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if you know what I mean.
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Stormtrooper 2: What are you talking about?
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His helmet is so clean,
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you can see your reflection in it.
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Stormtrooper 1: Ugh!
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Not actual dirt, dumbass!
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Stormtrooper 2: Oh.
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Stormtrooper 1: Dirt as in something Vader wants no one to see.
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Stormtrooper 2: Oh, so we're going to blackmail him?
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Stormtrooper 1: Exactly!
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Stormtrooper 2: What have you got?
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Stormtrooper 1: These! *dramatic horn*
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Stormtrooper 2: So, Lord Vader's a cross-dresser?
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Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, pretty much.
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Stormtrooper 2: Wait, why were you watching
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Lord Vader change his clothes in the first place?
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Stormtrooper 1: Um, uh...
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That's not important!
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The important thing is blackmailing Vader.
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So, are you in?
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Stormtrooper 2: Yeah.
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I always wanted my very own hot tub.
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Stormtrooper 1: Now that's the spirit!
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*2 MINUTES LATER*
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*heavy breathing*
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*shotgun blast*
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Stormtrooper 1: Dude! Dude!
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What's wrong with you?
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Why did you kill him?
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Stormtrooper 2: I was blackmailing him like you said.
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Stormtrooper 1: "Blackmailing" is when you threaten
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to release bad information about someone.
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Stormtrooper 2: Ohhhhh.
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See,
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I thought it was when you shoot someone in the head.
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Stormtrooper 1: Dumbass!
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*Star Wars music*
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From YouTube Creator: forrestfire101.
