F*** you, Gumby!

-What's up guys?

Have you every gotten so drunk that like your friends start encouraging you to do stupid stuff like,

"Hey, dude, jump over this sign.

It'll be awesome."

-[groans]

-Oh! I think he broke his Hymen.

Look at that.

Almost...

but not really.

And the funny thing is,

this is clearly one of those moments where you can hear him expressing doubt.

-I don't know if I can do this.

-Yeah, you can!

-Yeah, you can. You can, bro.

Bacardi makes you Superman.

Okay, truthfully, I don't know if the guy's even drunk.

I'm just judging by the way he runs.

I mean, let's face it.

He kind of runs like a girl.

Just, you know, a little feminine, that's all I'm saying.

Probably sits down to pee, that's what I'm getting at.

I'm kidding, but he does kind of run like a Welshman, doesn't he?

[Welsh accent]: Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?

Okay, I can honestly say that I've never covered a video like this.

It's this guy and he's playing Madden '11,

which is a great game,

but this guy is like the best sports announcer ever.

-Greg Jennings caught that s--t.

Let's play the game.

But, dawg, earlier dude, the nigga broke his f--king leg.

How is he running with a broken leg?

Look at this nigga holding his s--t dude.

Dawg, he put the team on his back.

Let's go inside the mind of Greg Jennings.

Bdrdbdbp.

"Dawg, gotta do this s--t.

I put the team on my f--king back, dude.

My leg broke, I don't know how the f--k I'm running.

I do this s--t for Madden."

-I seriously have no idea what the hell this guy's talking about,

but I want him announcing every single sporting event ever.

Even tennis, you know, the US Open.

Aw, dawg, look at this bitch Serena Williams with her big-old ass.

And I haven't even played Madden in a while,

and I had no idea it was getting so realistic

with him holding his injured leg.

Look at him.

He is running to tell dat, home boy.

But wait, I don't want NFL games getting too realistic.

I don't wanna turn on the Xbox to see the Jets harass a Mexican reporter

or see cell phone pics of Brett Favre's penis.

And another thing,

if the player had a broken leg like that,

why wouldn't you [?]

No, but I love this guy's commentary.

And even at the end he says something weird.

-49-20, man f--k.

F--k you, Gumby!

-What the hell? Who the hell's Gumby?

Is that another player online

or is he talking about... Gumby?

So I've been meaning to review this last video forever.

And it was a slow week for viral videos,

not enough kitty cats doing cute s--t, I guess.

So I was finally able to review it.

Now the video itself is six months old,

but the prank is way older.

The idea is you take a wooden spoon

you put it in your mouth and you hit each other in the head with it,

but this dude here is about to get pranked.

-[speaking Icelandic]

-[screams]

-So, they're apparently speaking Icelandic.

I don't know what the guy's saying.

Probably something like Bjork!

Bjork is all I know about Iceland.

Anyway, 750,000 views, this video's great,

'cause it shows that you can trick anyone and make them mad enough to turn into Tourette's guy.

-[yelling]

-God, I didn't think it hurt that bad.

It's funny 'cause my brother used to play that same trick on me,

except he hit me with a hammer.

And honestly, I would get all mad and start cursing too like,

Agh, God! F--k you, Gumby!

'Cause let's face it,

it's easy to blame Gumby for everything,

'cause Gumby's kind of an a--hole.

What? I'm just sayin'.

Somebody's got to say it.

But you know what else blames Gumby?

The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!,

and she said...

-Hi, Ray, so men vs. women,

what makes you better than the other gender?

-All right, that's a good one,

so men are better because...

or women are better because...

Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below

or on Facebook or Twitter.

But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.

I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.

So tell me guys,

who let the dogs out?

[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian

Can you--I don't know if you can see that there with the quality of the camera,

but I actually burnt myself eating a Pop-Tart.

I guess that's what I get for not eating healthy.

I was like, "Ah! F--k you, Gumby!"

or whatever.