TWILIGHT NEW MOON: BLOOD HUNGRY

Girl: "AHHHH I LOVE YOU HANNAH!"

Hannah: "I love you too little girl."

"Oh shit."

Girl: "You're not real?"

Hannah: " No, no I am, but its just I'm Miler's

and then that Hanner's

but i wear a wig because i wanna be a real girl.

Girl: "I'm gonna tell everybody!"

Hannah:"No!"

blast

*flow sound*

squirt

whistles

Shane: And that's how the Hannah Montana movie

should have ended.

Another movie i would have changed the ending to,

would probably be Juno.

music

moans

"Hi Al,"

*music stops*

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Uh, it's not what it looks like."

"You're fucking my friend?"

"Uh, I guess it is what it looks like."

"Ok, you know what fuck you,"

"fuck you, I'm gonna go kill my baby."

Together: " NO, NO, NO!"

blast

"I did it."

Shane: "And an ending i would love to change,"

"Twilight, The New Moon."

Edward: "Bella, I'm leaving you,"

Edward: "all i wanna do is suck your blood."

Edward: "but I can't"

Bella: "Is there anything we can do?"

Edward: "No, I need your blood Bella."

Edward: "But i don't want to kill you to get it."

Edward: "Good bye."

Bella: "Wait a minute, I just figured it out!"

Edward: "What?"

Bella: "I'm on my period."

Edward: "What's a period."

Bella: "Oh my god, I can't believe we never thought of this."

drips

Edward: "Oh!"

Edward: "Oh!" It's so good!"

Bella: "I know, I have so much more."

"Oh, baby!"

gurgles

Shane: "Ok, here's your job,"

"period cup, lets make that shit a trendy topic on twitter,"

"just to freak people out."

"Alright so leave me a commented video response telling me,"

"the worst video ever."

"Like what movie should I avoid at all costs."

"Alright so you guys know last month i had a contest,"

"on my second channel, a video contest."

"There was alot of entries but the winner is,"

noises

"I don't know is this a blow job or a drum roll?"

"JKIMISYELLOW, you win a $1,000 and an HD camera."

"Check out his video link in the sidebar."

"Oh, and also I opened up a P.O. box,"

"because you guys wanted to send me letters and stuff."

"and, um, this is one of the favorites I've gotten."

"Look how pretty it is right."

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'll fuck you with a rake."

"I love my fans."

"Alright I'll talk to you guys later,
see you later."

"Bye."

"No!"

bang

*flow sound*

squirt

whistles