CAT FIGHT!!

-What's happening, guys?

Man I worked in retail for a really long time

and I can honestly say,

this has never happened to me.

Yeah, step into my office.

"Why?"

'Cause you're f--king fired.

No, this video is older than Jesus,

but it recently became popular again,

which suggests that one of those viral video websites probably re-posted it.

And I don't get it.

It seems to me that you can just put the truck in reverse

and all the carts would just stack back up.

See? Problem solved.

Yeah, I should totally be working at Target.

And if you look at the guys there,

they know they're f--ked.

You know at that point where you know you're gonna get fired,

you should just walk into your boss's office and punch him in the face like,

"Fuck you, I'm working at Walmart."

I mean, you're gonna get fired anyway,

why not?

So admittedly, sometimes the humor on this show gets a little lowbrow.

And I'd like to spice it up a little bit by reviewing a video

by the San Francisco Academy of Sciences.

It's just these penguins, right.

And they're swimming around, right.

And then...what the hell?

Did he just fart?

Are you serious?

That did not just happen.

Birds don't fart.

They're like women.

I don't care if you are a penguin.

You just can't go crop dusting in the fish tank.

-I'ma turn this pool into a jacuzzi.

[farts] Haha.

-Aww, that's nasty.

-What? Eww.

Safety.

And I guess you noticed that the other penguin went ahead and moved out of the way.

Now, the person who sent me this video said that they're from the San Francisco Academy of Sciences,

but I don't think they were.

But I do think it's funny that the Academy of Sciences are the ones who posted this on YouTube.

Our studies suggest that even among penguins,

he who smelt it, dealt it.

By the way, you can never not watch this show now.

Katie Couric ain't gonna show you footage of a penguin busting ass, would she?

Anyway, onto the next one.

The big video this week.

There's this cat here

and there are these crows and they keep f--king with him.

And if that isn't bad enough, this other cat rolls up.

[dramatic music playing]

Now these poor cats fight for like half an hour,

well like two minutes,

but still these crows are still f--kin' with him.

What are those birds doing?

Are they like instigating the fight?

Quoth the Raven.

Kick his ass!

Or maybe this is the newest version of Angry Birds

where the birds just say F--k it and let the cats fight it out.

I dont' know, but these crows are like that kid who's at every fight

but who isn't actually in the fight and he's like,

"Ooh, are you gonna let him talk to you that way?"

Yeah, you all know that kid.

F--k that kid.

No, but here's the thing, watching these cats fight

I mean, I admit, it's kinda funny.

Especially since someone added that awesome soundtrack.

"You mean those sounds don't just occur in nature?"

No, someone added it and it clearly adds a lot to the video.

All right, so the video's funny

I mean, look at this move here.

[karate yells]

But come on, don't just stand there and film it.

If you see two cats fightin',

go and break that s--t up.

Don't just stand there and let them fight the piss out of each other.

Get a broom or a water hose.

Break it up, come on.

There it is, there's my public service announcement for the millennium.

If you see a cat fight,

break that s--t up.

All right, that was dumb.

I'll just move on to the comment question of the day,

which comes from a dude named, bam!,

and he said...

-My comment question of the day is,

why would you destroy the world?

-So, why would you destroy the world?

Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below,

or on Facebook or Twitter.

But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.

I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.

So tell me guys,

what's your holiday?

[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian

This move here.

[karate yells]