Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (Episode 1 -

Yu-Gi-Oh was filmed before a live studio audience.

Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there?

It's your move!

Sorry, Yugi. Doing this Brooklin accent makes it difficult

to concentrate on card games.

I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too!

I'm thinking about changing it.

By the way, my grandpa has a super-rare card.

Groovy!

Hey, bada-bing.

Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be

the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

And since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge

gaming company, I obviously have nothing better

to do than go check it out.

Hey Gramps, can we please see your super-rare

awesome chocolaty fudge-coated mega super card?

I don't see why not.

Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

That's the least threataning name for a monster I've ever heard.

What kind of mook could want a card like that?

I'm here for your Blue-Eyes old man,

And I won't take no for an answer.

Now give it to me.

No.

Curses, foiled again!

I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now.

I'm a billionaire, so nobody will even think about pressing charges.

That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.

Big time!

Hello, Game Shop.

I kidnapped your grandpa, and then I dueled him into submission.

So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him?

I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.

Wait, who is this?

Grandpa! Are you Ok?

For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become serverely injured!

That's right, and now watch this!

Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card!

What the heck did you do that for?

So that it could never be used against me.

In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?

Shut up and duel me.

Don't worry, Gramps.

I'll win this duel with your deck.

Wait, wait a minute.

I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck

And go play cards with your arch-rival?

Pretty much.

No wonder your parents are never around!

Gather round everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign.

Uh... Tea, hey, not for nothing but ain't this permanent marker?

Woah... whoops.

Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place?

I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.

Hey, my wallet's missing!

Kaiba took it!

It's time to duel!

Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something

What the heck happened to your voice?

Holy Ra, real monsters!

Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms

Created foror the sole purpose of enriching the experience of

A children's card game.

Ok, seriously, you've got to be BEEPing kidding me.

Who wastes all their money on something like that?

The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharoah butt

With three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who!

Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Yeah, so?

That's against the rules, isn't it?

Screw the rules, I have money!

Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi,

So I can finish you!

My grandpa's deck HAS no pathetic cards, Kaiba!

Except... maybe for Kuriboh.

But it also has this!

The unstoppable Exodia!

Aah! Exodia! It's not possible!

Nobody's ever been able to summon him!

Really? Is that because it's so rare?

No, it's because this game makes no sense.

Nobody can figure out how to do it.

Nobody except ME!

Exodia, obliterate!

Big brother, is it time for my cameo yet?

How...? How could you summon Exodia?

Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then TALK TO THE HAND!

Aaah!

I wet myself.

Mr Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters champion

Has been defeated by someone named Yugi.

A-Also, it's time for your sponge bath.

Mmmm.