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Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]

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    Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour.
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    Alright, time for my mandatory parkour
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    check. Sigh. Let's get this over with.
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    You're late. You know the deal. You can do
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    the one block jump for the raw chicken, or
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    you can attempt the one block vertical
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    jump for the beef. Here, in parkour
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    civilization, no one chooses to jump for
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    the beef. It's better to be safe and do
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    the one block jump for the chicken rather
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    than risk your entire life for just half a
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    hunger bar more.
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    Tomorrow, you better not be late.
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    Or you'll be doing two block jumps as
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    punishment. Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be
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    late next time.
Title:
Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]
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01:54:39

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