Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]

Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour.

Alright, time for my mandatory parkour
check. Sigh. Let's get this over with.

You're late. You know the deal. You can do
the one block jump for the raw chicken, or

you can attempt the one block vertical
jump for the beef.

Here, in parkour civilization, no one
chooses to jump for

the beef. It's better to be safe and do
the one block jump for the chicken rather

than risk your entire life for just half a
hunger bar more.

Tomorrow, you better not be late.
Or you'll be doing

two block jumps as
punishment.

Yes, sir.
Sorry, I won't be late next time.

Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed
once a day.

One piece of raw chicken is just enough to
get you to the next day.

But that's the life of parkour
civilization.

If you wanna survive,
you have to parkour.

Every parkour noob has the same goal.

And that's to make it to the top layer
where all the parkour pros live.

Except most parkour pros are born on the
top layer.

If you're a parkour noob, there's only one
way up.

And that is through the Temple of Parkour.

The Temple of Parkour is the only
structure in the world that combines the

bottom layer to the top layer.

To make it up, you have to do an
incredibly hard parkour course that no

parkour noob has ever completed.

And that's assuming you even get the
chance to complete the course.

The inside of the temple is protected by a
barrier.

And the only way a parkour noob gets past
a barrier is if they've earned a ticket.

I've never even tried getting a ticket
before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a

parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to.

In my neighborhood pretty much everyone
has fallen into the void and died

except for the guy who lives right
next to me.

He's been my neighbor for five years.

No! Why did you try going fo r the beef?

I guess I have to change my statement.

I now live in in this neighborhood alone.

In parkour civilization, only parkour pros
are allowed to break or place blocks.

For parkour noobs, it's strictly
prohibited.

And unfortunately, I found that out the
hard way.

A while ago I was searching around and I
somehow stumbled upon an oak log.

No one has seen an oak log in years since
trees don't exist in parkour civilization

so I had to try to take it.

Stop right now.

Oh no, I'm done for.

You really thought you could break that
without me noticing?

What, were you gonna try to cheat
parkour?

No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just
thought it would be super rare and I

wanted to collect it.

Stop talking. Give me two jumps now.

Two jumps in a row? Okay.
Sorry sir, I'll do it right now.

You know what? You seem a little too
happy about two. Let's make it three.

Okay? I'll do three...

You know what? Now let's make it four
jumps in a row.

Ah, four in a row? Come on.

In parkour civilization it should be no
surprise that all punishments were just

more forms of parkour.

And that was the last time I ever tried
breaking a block.

You're lucky you got a light punishment.
Don't forget you're at the bottom

so follow the rules.

It's safe to say that if you're at the
bottom level of parkour civilization

it's not exactly the best.

But not everything in parkour civilization
is that bad.

For example, I was able to use parkour to
buy the biggest house in the neighborhood.

In parkour civilization literally
everything is parkour

and that means parkour has replaced money.

Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy.

It's pretty nice in parkour civilization,
all you have to do to buy anything is just

make more parkour jumps.

I'm not really sure why or how parkour
works as a currency, but all I know is

I basically bought a two-storey house for
free.

Somehow when I was buying my house I
convinced myself to go for the ladder jump

to buy the bigger house.

In parkour civilization parkour jumps with
trickier items like ladders are worth more

That's why this jump basically bought me
a mansion.

No way! Thank you for buying the big house

Let me take you right to it.
Just follow me.

Let's go! This is awesome, I just
bought my first house.

All houses in parkour civilization are
pre-built.

And they all have one thing in common.

It's a requirement that every single house
has a parkour jump inside to get to your

bed. This is a way to make sure everyone
in parkour civilization parkours

everywhere they go.
Even inside the house.

So, this is the neighborhood you'll be
living in. You're the only two-storey

house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll
give you a house tour.

This is so sick! That ladder jump
literally made me the richest one in the

neighborhood.

As you can see, you have a jump on the
top floor and a jump on the bottom floor.

Let me show you the upstairs and then the
house is all yours.

Alright, I mean everything looks good.
I just have to do this jump to my bed.

Uh, yeah!
I think I got everything figured out.

Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check
if your parkour jump is good.

How are you supposed to check if it's
good?

Wait, what the?

Did this guy for real just jump off?

Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive?
Why did he do that?

Alright, just wanted to confirm that your
house is ready to move in.

The guy did in fact die so everything
should be good.

That guy seriously died?

Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of
the job. Enjoy your house.

How is that a part of the job?
What?

No one really remembers how parkour
civilization started.

Most of the parkour noobs down here at
least think that the parkour pros were the

ones who started it.

But the truth is, I think I was the one
who started it.

For some reason, I can't remember the best
but I'm pretty sure this is how the

story went.

Yo, Seawatt.

Yo, hello?

Bro, you think I could get a diamond real
quick? I was mining for like three hours

and I only found two diamonds, and I just
wanna make a diamond pickaxe.

Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare.

Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're
literally just holding one.

Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you
back later. I just need a pickaxe.

Alright, fine. Give me one second.
If you want a diamond, you gotta give me

something. Alright, watch out.
Back off for one second.

Look. If you can make this four-block jump
I'll pay you one diamond.

Make this four-block jump?
Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to

do parkour? What do you even gain from
this?

Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen
anyone do it before.

I'd pay to see it done.

Okay, I'll take the offer.

Ugh, this is so annoying.
Alright, just give me a second.

I know it's possible, I've done it before.

I told you bro, it's not possible.

Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do
it in like 30 seconds.

Aaaand, there we go. Finally.
Look, I told you it was possible.

No way, that was actually incredible!
Alright, well, I got my money's worth.

Let's go, I got paid for parkour!

If you want, I can keep making more
parkour for you to do

and I'll pay you for it. Are you kidding?
Dude, totally.

Alright, I'll be back here
tomorrow I guess.

And this is basically how

parkouring for money started.

The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's

house, he offered me way more diamonds

this time and he constructed an entire
parkour course outside of his house to do.

But little did we know that this parkour
course would completely change the way

that the world works.

Soon after this event, the parkour
civilisation began.

Now that I think about it, there's kind of
an unexplainable gap between those events

and now, but... oh well!

Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds.

Ah, another beautiful morning and I have
to parkour for some more raw chicken that

will make me starve even more.

Alright, alright, I'm here.

One block for raw chicken, one block
vertical for beef.

What are you choosing today?

Considering my neighbor just died for
going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with

the chicken again.

Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today

It's gonna be about 200 blocks west.

This was huge news. If there actually was
a ticket event today, I would need to go

for the beef. Ticket events are usually
far away and I would starve by the time

I got there if I chose the chicken.
But luckily I got the beef.

No way, you made that jump?
You might become a parkour pro one day.

Wait, you really think I could rank up to
be a parkour pro?

Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob.
You guys never rank up.

It's important to know that parkour pros
have really big egos and they like to put

down the parkour noobs.

This was an important day. This was only
the second time I've jumped for the beef

and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket.

The ticket events are so risky because
they're located so far away.

If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss
just one of these one-block jumps and my

entire chances of becoming a parkour pro
would be over.

But luckily, I made it to the ticket event

When I got here, there were only three
parkour noobs in line to do the parkour

course. Most noobs don't even show up for
the courses anymore because if you miss

one jump, you end up like this guy.

And that's the price you pay if you want
a ticket to be a parkour pro.

I watched as the second noob fell to the
void.

Hey man, do you think you could go
already?

I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm
gonna fall.

No, you don't need to be nervous.
I'm sure you're fine.

Oh, shoot... okay?
Never mind then.

Before going for it I wanted to study the
parkour course.

You see, every week, the ticket challenge
changes.

And it's completely random.

And this week's course was extremely
difficult.

There was a two-block jump to get to the
ticket and if you get it a two-block jump

to get out of it.

Here's the thing about parkour
civilization.

Parkour can be used for anything.
And that includes bribing parkour pros.

Check this out. If I do a parkour jump
with a 360 will you replace one of the

two-block jumps with a one-block jump?

You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360?
Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it

but I'll accept.

Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my
bribe and now I have another problem

I have to do a 360?
Have I even done this before?

Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it.
Please make it.

Oh, no way. I actually did it.

Alright, deal's a deal, right?

I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest
thing I've seen a parkour noob do.

Well, deal's a deal. Here you go.

Let's go. Now there was only one
two-block jump in the course.

Still gotta make the first two-block
jump, noob.

Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the
course, bro.

This was my best chance to finally earn a
ticket. If I actually get this ticket

I could access the parkour temple and make
my way up into a better life as a

parkour pro.
There was no turning back now.

I had to start the course.

Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with
diagonal jumps.

But somehow I got past it.

And now was the two-block jump.
This was life or death.

I closed my eyes and I went for it.

I expected to be falling thousands of feet
per second into the void but to my

surprise, I was standing on the platform
with the ticket.

And thanks to the deal I made with the
parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump

to get out of the course.

This was life changing. This was the first
time I've ever received a ticket to access

the parkour temple. And I promised myself
that I wasn't going to waste it.

I made my way over to the parkour temple.
I was in a good spot.

I had three full hunger bars which is the
most hunger a parkour noob can have.

This was it. There was no better time,
no more perfect time to try making the

parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro

I walked up to the hoppers in the ground
and I threw in my ticket.

After a few seconds the invisible barrier
that guards the parkour temple was down.

And now of course I had to make sure I
didn't fail the one-block jump to actually

get inside the temple.

I made the one-block jump successfully and
now I was officially inside the temple.

This was it. This was the moment I'd been
waiting for my entire life.

This was the parkour course that no
parkour noob has ever beaten.

If you miss any of these jumps, you'll
either die from fall damage or fall

directly into the void.

But I've come too far and I've practiced
too much to have that happen.

I wasn't just gonna be another parkour
noob that fails this course,

I was gonna be the first one to rank up to
become a parkour pro.

My journey to becoming a parkour pro
starts no-

Hey, wake up.
You want a chance to eat today or what?

Alright, let's get this over with.

Let's go!
Hurry up and do the parkour, noob.

Down here in parkour prison, even the
cells have one-block jumps.

If you miss a single jump or if a parkour
pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds

you'll be thrown into the lava.

Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a
diagonal jump to reduce your prison

sentence time?

Most parkour noobs would never take this
deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth

the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in
parkour prison my entire life.

If there was any chance I could get out
sooner, I was gonna take it.

That was unexpected. Congrats!
You've earned one day off your prison time

That means you go from 49 years and 320
days to 49 years and 319 days left.

This is how my life is gonna be for the
next 49 years in parkour prison.

That is, unless I find a way to get to
that portal and make my way back to

parkour civilization.

Parkour prison is located directly under
the bottom layer of parkour civilization.

If a parkour noob misses any jump, they
fall into the void and end up here.

And the only way back to civilization is
to spend 50 years here without failing a

jump. Before I was sent here I never knew
this place existed.

And I was so close to becoming a parkour
pro. My entire life I've been training for

one goal, and that's to go to the temple
of parkour and complete the impossible

course to rank up to become a parkour pro.

I had everything. I earned the ticket to
get inside the temple and I had enough

food to make the journey. But when the
time came, I failed the first jump.

And now I'm dea... what the?
Where am I?

Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs
call it their worst nightmare.

If you'll just follow me I'll take you
right to your cell.

Parkour prison? What is this place?
I don't get it, how am I still alive?

Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss
any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you

fall in the lava you will die for real
this time.

Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed
a one-block jump in my life.

What I didn't get is why parkour prison
existed.

Instead of letting the parkour noobs just
fall into the void, somehow this massive

structure was made under the void to catch
us, but why?

Alright noob, this is your cell.
Go on in.

All of the cells in parkour prison were
separated by a three-block gap.

Meaning once I went inside this cell,
I would never be able to escape.

But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying.

Make sure you're doing at least one jump
in your cell every 30 seconds.

If one of us catches you not jumping,
you're not making it out of here.

Just minutes before this I was about to
rank up to be a parkour pro.

And now, I'm in the most dangerous place
in parkour civilization.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob
right now in parkour prison.

My guess is most of them by now fell in
the lava.

Wait, there's actually someone here!
Let's go, I'm not alone down here.

Wait, why does this guy look familiar?

He's been my neighbor for five years.

No! Why did you try going for the beef!

No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so
glad I'm not alone down here.

I ju-
No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy?

Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose
at this point.

The only thing that's better about parkour
prison is they feed us fish instead of raw

chicken.

Hey, noob, let's go.
You've been selected for parkour testing.

Be down there in 30 seconds.

And this is one of the not so good parts
about prison. The random parkour testing.

Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this
gap.

Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block
jump.

If you're a prisoner here, the only thing
you hope for is that you don't get

selected for random parkour testing.

Every few days, the pros will pick a noob
at random to test out a new course they

built. This time, the course I was
selected for had fence parkour.

If I failed to make this one-block fence
jump, I wouldn't be coming back.

Let's go, we don't have all day.
Get on the course.

Yes sir, I'm going right now.

The worst part about these random courses
is that they intentionally use harder

blocks for the jumps. The pros know that
the noobs have almost no experience with

fence jumps, but they built them anyways.

Alright, testing complete. Back to your
cell in 30 seconds.

By some miracle, I was able to get past
this week's random testing course.

But what about the next week?
Or the week after that?

There's gonna be some day when they build
a jump that I can't do.

And I need to get out of here before that
happens.

Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to
make my escape.

Back in parkour civilization, I used
parkour to bribe one of the pros.

And now, I was gonna do it again.

Hey, guard!

What do you want noob?

I got something to show you, could you
come over here?

This better be worth my time,
or I'm not feeding you tomorrow.

Okay, what?

Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask
you if I could pay you in, uh,

three diagonal jumps in a row for five
minutes of free time?

Three in a row?

Yup, three in a row.
What do you think?

You're definitely not making that.
But it's not like I care anyways.

Sure.

Like always, parkour can be used to get
out of any situation.

But now, I had one chance to make three
diagonal jumps in a row.

Or else I was dead.

Come on.
One, two, three!

Oh wait, I actually did it!

Okay, five minutes of free time.
But you better be back in your cell by the

time I get back.

The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes
to roam around parkour prison to see if I

could find a way to escape.

I had no clue what was gonna happen to me
after I escaped.

But I didn't have time to think about that
right now.

When I jumped around the prison, I noticed
someone doing the random testing course.

Wait, is that who I think it is?

No, you don't need to be nervous.
I'm sure you're fine.

Oh...

No way, it is the guy who failed the
ticket event in front of me.

That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up
these glass jumps and makes it back to

civilization.

Oh!

Something was strange about this testing
course. Why were they using glass for

parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing
at the parkour noob level.

If noobs have never done glass jumps, why
would they use them to test the jumps?

I just gotta get out of here.

I bet you're trying to think of a plan to
escape, right?

What? Escape?
What are you talking about?

I would never try to escape.

You're not? I was gonna take you to the
portal, but if you don't want to...

This obviously seems like you're trying
to set me up.

It's not a set up. No one says you have
to stay here, you can leave at any time.

Just follow me and I'll take you there.

I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap,
but it doesn't matter.

If he gets me close to the portal
I'll try to improvise.

If this guard was leading me into a trap,
I couldn't see what it was.

He was already getting me so close to the
portal.

At this point, I was just gonna have to
take a chance and hope that he was telling

me the truth. I was now five blocks away
from going back to parkour civilization.

You can leave now, if you accept terms
that you can never earn a ticket to rank

up to become a parkour pro for the rest
of your life.

Wait, your'e saying if I go back to
parkour civilization now, I can never be a

parkour pro?

That's correct. Or you can wait out the
remainder of your 49 years here in prison.

So this was the catch. I could leave
parkour prison right now.

But in return, I could never become a
parkour pro.

Or I could try to survive here for another
49 years.

It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to
get out of here.

Okay, I've made my decision.
I'm gonna go back.

So you accept!
Good luck.

This was it.
The work was done.

I escaped parkour prison.
But at what cost?

Leaving now meant that I would be a
noob for the rest of my life.

When I went through the portal, I was
brought back into parkour civilization.

The portal spawned me at the entrance
of the temple of parkour.

This was probably the last time I would
ever step foot in this temple.

I had my chance to rank up to become a pro
and I failed.

Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again.

You know, it's not the worst thing in the
world. Now, I can just go back to my

ordinary life in parkour civilization.

You know, now that I think about it,
it's not the worst situation in the world.

I mean, at least I still have my mansion.

Wait, who is this?
I still own this house, right?

No, you don't.
This house no longer belongs to you.

This parkour noob just purchased this new
manison, so you'll have to leave now.

Wait wait wait, this guy just bought my
house? How can he do that?

Well, you fell and went to parkour prison
so you lost the house.

When you were down there, this parkour
noob bought it.

Bro, really? Wow, so I really don't own
this house anymore.

Well this guy-

Uh...

Okay, it's for sale now.

Let's go! So I can move back into my
house?

After you buy it again, sure.

Wait, really? Are you serious?
I have to buy it again?

I went back to the shop to go buy my
mansion again, but while I was at parkour

prison something bad happened.

The prices for houses in my neighborhood
went way up.

Now if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would
have had to pay for it with a two-block

jump. It was too risky. I was gonna have
to find somewhere else to live.

Fortunately, I found another shop that was
selling wood houses.

A bit of a downgrade from the stone house
but it was all I could afford.

I could either do a one-block fence jump
for a small house or a one and a half

block stair jump for a large house.

I figured if I'm gonna be living on the
noob level for my entire life, I might as

well buy the big house.

Luckily, escaping parkour prison gave me
the confidence to make the jump easily.

Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood
where not to my surprise, everyone fell

into the void,
so it's just me living here.

The house is definitely a bit of a
downgrade from my previous mansion,

but it's still a two-storey house and it
has a painting, which is something you

don't really see that often in parkour
civilization.

I just keep wondering what my life would
have been like if I actually made it to

the pro civilization.

Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out
what it looks like out there.

I just wish that-
Woah! What was that?

When I went to sit in my chair, I backed
up against the wall and there was nothing

behind me. This painting was covering
something.

I walked through the painting and it
revealed a secret door.

For some reason, this house I bought had
some hidden passage.

Whoever made this was obviously trying to
hide something. But what was it?

There was a ladder that led to the bottom
floor. And when I got down there,

I found a man.

Somehow there was already someone living
here. But by their leather boots, I could

tell it was a parkour noob.
This was obviously some mistake.

I went to go leave, but then-

Wait, don't leave.

The man spoke to me.
He said he's been watching me.

I watched you enter the temple of parkour.
I think you have what it takes to rank up.

I'm sorry man, I think you're confused.
I can never earn a ticket anymore.

I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever.

No, there is still a way I can get you a
ticket.

Wait wait wait, what are you
talking about?

When I was younger I earned myself a
ticket, but I never used it.

Instead, I hid it far far away.

The old man said it wasn't his destiny to
rank up to be a pro, but it was mine.

He brought out a compass and he threw it
to me. He told me that if I followed this

compass, I'll find the hidden ticket.

This was the second chance I was looking
for. I had no way of knowing whether the

old man was telling the truth or not, but
at this point, I had nothing to lose.

Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't.
All I know is that I wasn't done with

parkour civilization just yet.

Come on, just one jump at a time and I
should be there soon.

Where do you think you're going?

Ugh, this can't be good.

This is a parkour checkpoint.
Why do you want to leave

parkour civilization?

If the pro found out why I was really out
here, I might go back to parkour prison.

I was gonna need an excuse.

I, uh, just wanted to practice my
two-block jumps.

Listen, noob.
Out there, you'd never survive.

Besides, what do you need to practice for?
You can never rank up, buddy.

Despite my convincing story, it didn't
work. I was in big trouble now.

Following this compass is the only
possible way I can make it up to the

parkour pro civilization. I was gonna
have to try something else.

I told you to go home.

What if I paid you with a backwards jump?

A backwards jump?

Okay, at least he's listening,
and now I get one chance at this-

Woah! Oh my god, I actually made it!
That was crazy.

Wait, no, that was crazy.
Move aside and let me try this.

You got it! Just make sure you jump
far en-

Oh, shoot! That was not my plan.
I thought he was just gonna let me pass.

Uh, alright. Well, I guess that works.

Now that I made it past the parkour
checkpoint it was time to go searching for

the hidden ticket. That's assuming that
the ticket I'm looking for is even real.

After the mysterious old man gave me this
compass and told me that it would lead to

a ticket to rank up to parkour pro
civilization, I immediately started

preparing for the journey because this
time, I wasn't gonna fail.

The biggest problem I had to solve was my
food supply.

Parkour noobs only get fed once a day.
And if this compass was taking me far away

there was no way I would survive on the
raw chicken.

So for the past week, I've been doing the
beef jump every single morning.

And for the rest of the day, I tried not
to parkour at all so I could save the food

but that's when I almost got caught.

Hold up, what was that sound?

Oh no, I'm starving.
This isn't good.

Why are you taking damage?
Are you starving?

Starving? Hah, no... I'm just in pain
because I love parkour so much and I wish

I could do it all the time?

Oh man, sorry to hear that. Yeah, love
hurts. Well, hope you feel better.

By some miracle, the parkour pro bought
my excuse.

If the pro stayed around for any longer,
I might have starved to death.

I had to eat the piece of beef that I just
jumped for, but it didn't matter.

I had already prepared enough.

By rationing my food, I was able to save
up four pieces of beef for the journey.

I had no clue whether this would be enough
food to survive the trip, but the old man

said I had everything I needed.
So I guess I was just gonna have to trust

him again.

Now, it was time to go searching for the
ticket.

Crossing this line of stone means I'm
heading into the parkour outskirts.

No noob including myself has ever been out
here, and probably for a good reason.

All I know is that the further away you
get from parkour civilization, the more

dangerous the jumps become.
Already, I was starting to see huge chunks

of parkour missing.

No one knows how the outskirts came to be
like this. Or at least no one down here

knows. Unfortunately, the compass kept
taking me further and further away from

parkour civilization. The old man must've
hid the ticket out here knowing that no

parkour pro would ever go this deep to
retrieve it. I was running out of time.

I had already been jumping for hours and
now, I'm down to one piece of raw beef

left. And still, I found nothing.
That was, until I saw something in the

distance. I had no way of knowing, but I
had a feeling that this was what I was

looking for. In all my time here in
parkour civilization, I have never seen

anything like this. This couldn't be a
coincidence. Which means I was gonna have

to go parkour to the top.

I haven't really prepared for anything
like this. Vertical jumps don't exist

naturally down here. They only place I've
seen vertical jumps is when I jump for

food. Luckily, I made it to the top
without falling into the void.

I didn't see anything at first glance.
But when I pulled out my compass,

I was in the right place.

I didn't get it. The compass was pointing
me to the exact block I was standing on.

The ticket should be here. Unless the old
man hid the ticket out of sight and put it

underground.

If I broke this grass block and a parkour
pro catches me, I would for sure be going

back to prison for life this time.

But if I'm gonna have any shot at
making it up to the parkour pro

civilization, I'm gonna take that chance.

Well, here goes nothing.

I broke the block and underground,
there was a chest.

I couldn't believe it!
I'd actually found the ticket!

But when I opened the chest, something
was wrong. There was no ticket to be found

just a barrier. The old man lied to me.
There was no ticket to get up to the

pro civilization. Why would he send me all
the way out here to get a barrier block?

This didn't make any sense.
The old man knew I would risk my entire

life for a ticket, but he set me up.
There had to be some explanation for this.

Well, if I'm lucky to survive the trip
back, I can ask him why he sent me all the

way out here just to get a barrier block.
Which is also illegal to have.

By some miracle, I made it back to the
parkour checkpoint without falling.

Hey, you, you were the last one to see the
pro stationed here.

What happened to him?

Oh, I uh, well I showed him a backwards
jump and then he tried it for himself

and then fell.

You? A backwards jump? Are you serious?

Uh, yeah?

Okay, now I have to try.
So you just go backwards?

Oh! O...kay?
And he's gone too...

Am I gonna be blamed for this?

Fortunately, I made it back to my house
and no parkour pro has caught me with the

barrier block.

Now, it's time to ask this old man why in
the world he sent me out there to retrieve

this.

Alright, bro. Are you gonna explain to me
why the-

What the?

When I got down to the basement, the old
man was nowhere to be found.

All that was left was a hole in the ground

Did he jump into the void on purpose?
I don't understand what's going on.

But that's when I paid attention to the
item that was left on the ground.

I knew what it was before I even picked it
up. It was a ticket to rank up to become a

parkour pro. The old man had it on him the
entire time but still sent me to retrieve

the barrier block? The old man wanted me
to find this barrier for a reason.

And now, this was the sign that I was
ready to rank up to become a parkour pro.

It was time to head to the parkour temple.

I made my way back to the place that I
never thought I'd step foot in again.

The place where no parkour noob in history
has ever made it out alive.

I went ahead and ate my last piece of beef

Just like last time, I was in such a
perfect spot.

Three full bars of hunger is exactly what
I need to make it to the top.

The barrier guarding the temple was up, so
I threw in my ticket and the entrance to

the parkour temple was now open.

All I had to do now was do something that
I totally never do, and that's fail

one-block jumps.

Okay, I made the first jump. That's always
a good sign.

This time around was different.
I wasn't gonna let the pressure get to me.

I was gonna be the first noob to ever rank
up to the pro civilization.

Ah, no. Looking at this jump is giving me
flashbacks.

My journey to becoming a parkour pro
starts no-

No. This time was different.
I successfully made the first jump and for

the first time in my life, I was actually
on the parkour course.

Now, all I had to do was just take it one
jump at a time.

The first section was the stone blocks.

So far, I've only encountered one-block
vertical jumps, but they were nothing I

couldn't handle. Even though I had been on
the course for a good amount of time,

I was still ways away from making it to
the top.

After I passed the stone block section,
I moved on to the stone slab section.

Slabs aren't too common in the noob level
of parkour civilization, but luckily this

section wasn't too hard. But it was the
next section I was worried about.

The stair jumps.

This next jump I had to complete was by
far the hardest jump I've ever seen.

It was a two-block jump, but I had to go
up half a block.

But I didn't come all this way to give up.
I went for the jump, but I jumped too

early. I thought this was it, but by some
miracle, a block below me broke my fall.

And I only took two and a half hearts of
damage. But that was too close to call.

If I was even the slightest bit off,
I could have been all the way down there

in the void.

On my second time around, I made the jump.
That stair jump essentially marked the end

of the stair section. And now, I was on
the stone walls.

Walls were almost never seen at the noob
level. But fortunately, I didn't see

anything bigger than a one-block jump for
the rest of the way.

All I had to do was sneak and stay on the
course. And that's when I got to the point

when the jumps stopped.

I was so high off the ground now, but I
knew I was at the end.

I climbed up the stairs until I was face
to face with the entrance to the parkour

pro civilization. This was it, I was about
to be the first noob in history to rank up

But then, the realization hit me.
The last jump to get to the parkour pro

civilization was a three-block jump.
It was impossible.

This was why no noob has ever ranked up
to become a pro.

The course was impossible to begin with.

But then, I remembered the barrier.
This is what the old man wanted me to

use it for. He knew the course was
impossible and he wanted to give me a

chance to rank up.

I placed down the barrier block and I made
the two-block jump.

I did it! I actually did it!

I was the first noob in history to ever
complete this course.

No one at the bottom level knows what
society is like up here.

And I was gonna be the first one to
figure it out.

What was it gonna be like?

Was I actually gonna be able to see
the sky?

Well, I guess we'll find out.

I walked up to the stone walls and the
doors opened, revealing a room I've never

seen anything like before.

I turned the corner and I saw a parkour
pro just standing there.

Uh, hi!

What the, who are you?
Where did you come from?

I'm the only one working here.

I... came from the noob level.
I just beat the course and ranked up.

Wow, um.. I was not expecting this.
I'm not sure what to do here.

Uh, just go over there and throw your
leather boots in the lava.

Alright, time to get my iron boots!

Yes sir, one ranked up. A noob by the name
of Evbo. Yes sir, I'll keep an eye on him.

And that was it. That was the last time I
would ever wear leather boots again

for the rest of my life.

From the looks of it, I only had one more
lava jump to go.

But this time, there were dispensers.
I backed up and jumped over the lava

and I was equipped with iron boots.
I was officially a parkour pro!

After I went through, I saw one more jump
that led to some barrels.

What is this for?

It's for food. You only have to pay one
jump for two steak here.

Only a one-block jump for food?
That's amazing!

I opened the barrel to see something that
I've never seen before.

Cooked... meat? In all of these!

In my entire life living on the noob level
I've never seen a piece of cooked beef.

And now, as a parkour pro, I could fully
replenish my hunger bar.

And that meant I could sprint now.
Oh man, this is crazy.

Congratulations on becoming a parkour pro.
You can now head up those steps and begin

your life in parkour pro civilization.

Those were the exact words I wanted to
hear.

This is it! When I walk up these steps, I
will be at the top level of parkour

civilization.

When I walked into the temple, I
immediately saw massive statues.

These statues looked like they were
showing the parkour noobs and the

parkour pros. They even had their boots
on. This place is insane!

I've never seen anything like this.

I mean, look at these statu-
What the? Gold boots?

Who wears gold boots?
This doesn't make any sense.

What is this? Am I not at the top of
parkour civilization?

Hey, parkour delivery.

Let's go, my parkour delivery is here!

Now that I'm a parkour pro,

I can get parkour delivered to my house.

Hey, did you order parkour construction
to this house? Yes sir, that's me.

I ordered the six-block-tall slime jump
to my bedroom. Sounds good!

Where do you want it built?
Uh let's see, I think this would be a good

place for it.
You think you can build it right there?

Oh sure, I can make that happen!
To think just a few days ago

I was a parkour noob and now I'm getting
custom parkour jumps installed in my house

is crazy!

This looks good?
Yep I think it's perfect

Hey, thanks man for parkouring
all the way out here.

Sure, you got my payment?
Oh yeah yeah yeah for sure

it was four one blocks in a row right?
Okay 1 2 3 4

there you go thank you very much.
And my tip? Your tip? Really?

don't tell me you thought you weren't
going to tip me.

If you're a parkour pro, Its always
expected that you tip when you

buy something.
Oh, I hope I make this! Oh, that was close

Oh, wow a 360? yeah, you're good man,
thanks.

Like most things in parkour
civilization, the way you tip is with

more parkour. Luckily, I survived
that payment for the jump installed

in my house. If i missed any one of those
jumps I would have fallen back down to the

parkour noob level and my journey
to become a pro would have

been for nothing. But I won't say
it wasn't worth it because now,

I can practice slime jumps anytime I want
inside of my house, and this is how my new

life is as a pro in parkour civilization.
No parkour noob at the bottom level knows

what life is like up here.
Except I was the only one to rank up and

become a part of parkour society.
To rank up to a parkour pro I had to be

the first noob in history to beat
an impossible parkour course.

When I got to the top, I got my iron boots
and I was officially a pro.

I thought I had made it, I thought I was
at the top of parkour civilization but

that's when I realized, I truly knew
nothing about the world I was living in.

My journey to getting to the top
of parkour civilization wasn't even close

to being done. Now I was about to discover
what life was like on the second layer

of Parkour Civilization.
At the parkour pro level, everywhere you

look is a two-block jump. When I was a
parkour noob, I thought two-block jumps

were extremely hard but now
that I could sprint, I realized they were

almost like one-block jumps.
Something about the pro level felt

different maybe it was the fact that when
I was a noob I would see dirt in the sky

but now there's nothing above me and
that's when I looked back at the parkour

temple. There was still a world above me
and now it was way higher up

but there was something else that was
different. I was staring down at the house

I used to live in. When I down on the noob
level, I would look up and all I would see

is dirt but somehow on the pro level
I could look down and I could only assume

that the same goes for the layer above me
now that I was adjusted to my surroundings

it was time to go searching for a place
to buy a house. That was assuming that

life still worked like that up here. When
I took a look around all I saw were the

same identical buildings. Maybe this time
I wouldn't be getting a mansion.

That's when I found a building that looked
different and it definitely didn't look

like a house. When I walked inside the
building sure enough, it was a shop to buy

a new house. Hey, aren't you the noob who
ranked up?

That would be me. Oh, yeah, I thought
was you. I'm selling houses today, choose

one you want to buy. Let's go! It's time
to buy my first house as a parkour pro.

Let's see what these prices are, I can get
one house for a two-block jump.

Oh, Thats super cheap! all right what is
this one over here, I can get one house

for a 2.5 block jump. Okay, that's a
little more expensive and this last one

is one house for a three-block jump, wait
why are these all the same, all of these

options are for the same house.
Oops, busted ha-ha. I was trying to get

a little more profit. Why would anyone
fall for that? Since there was only one

house to buy, I obviously went with the
cheapest option and bought my first house

with a two-block jump. Congrats on buying
your first house as a parkour pro, let me

take you to it. Let's go! Since all the
houses were identical it was no surprise

that I got one that looked like this.
Uh, you're all set to move in. Feel free

to call the parkour delivery service if
you want your jumps changed.

A parkour delivery service let's go!
being a parkour pro is awesome.

The living room in my house had two
one-block jumps and the entire house

itself was three stories tall. Looks like
three jumps to get to my bed on the top

floor. Hey, it's your neighbor, can I come
in? Oh, uh, sure. Thanks. You're that one

EPO guy, right? You're the noob who beat
the course and ranked up? Uh, yeah

that's me, I'm the first one to do it I
guess. I can't believe you're my neighbor,

that's crazy! well, you probably have
questions about life up here, right?

Anything you want to know? Uh, yeah,
one actually, uh, what happens when we

fall? what is the punishment for missing
a jump at the pro level? You go down a

level. If you miss a jump, you'll be a
noob and you'll have to beat the course

again. Okay, so I can never fall, noted.
So, who are the people above us then

what's above a pro? It's probably best I
just show you. Here, come with me.

My neighbor started telling me everything
there was to know about

parkour civilization. He brought me back
to the parkour Temple where all the

statues were. He explained how parkour
civilization starts at the noob level and

at level two you become a parkour pro then
there were the parkour masters. If you

were lucky enough to rank up you get gold
boots and you become a master. My neighbor

said that parkour master's never come down
to the pro level but if they do ever come

down its a parkour pros nightmare.
He said the parkour masters are ruthless

and then he walked over to the largest

statue, the one with the diamond boots.
He said that this was the parkour champion

He said that most people down here don't
even believe the champion is real but the

stories say, there can only be one parkour
champion. Whoever that was, lives at the

top of parkour civilization. Which means
if I was going to make it to the top, I

would have to become a parkour champion.
My first day as a parkour pro was strange.

For once, no one was at my door making me
parkour for food. Then the question was

how do I get food now or what do I even
do? I saw that there was another pro going

somewhere so I decided to follow him. Soon
after, I saw another pro going in the same

direction which meant they were probably
heading to something important.

After jumping for a few minutes, I saw
what they were heading to, they were all

to this massive structure in the distance.
When I got closer, I saw there was a bunch

of parkour pros lined up for something.
Whatever this place was these parkour pros

we're willing to do two-block jumps to get
here. Fortunately, I didn't fail any of

these jumps and I made it into the line.
I must've woken up late to whatever this

was because I was the last one to show up.
I didn't know if that was a good thing or

a bad thing. But that's when I saw what
everyone was waiting line for.

There was a dispenser at the end of the
structure. The pro in front of me picked

up two items but the only thing I saw them
holding was a piece of paper. What could

be so valuable about that piece of paper
that people would wait in line this long

for? When it was my turn, I clicked the
button and I got a piece of steak.

So, this is how the parkour pros get food.
Then I received the piece of paper.

The paper said farmwork equals 15 minutes
and this is when I realized how life was

different on the pro level of parkour
civilization. Instead of parkouring

for food like the noobs do, the pros
parkour for work, just like the guy who

sold me my house the guards in parkour
prison or even the pros that fed me every

day. They were all just completing their
daily task that they got from this piece

of paper and now for my first daily task I
was assigned to work on the farm. Before

this I had never seen an animal in parkour
civilization but this is the place they

were all kept. This place was responsible
for feeding all of the parkour pros and

all of the parkour noobs and it should be
no surprise in parkour civilization even

the animals had to do a parkour course.
My daily task meant that I had to watch

all of the animals that did the parkour
course. Oh man, this job is terrible! Now

I'm just going to have to watch a cow fall
off and di- woah what the! Oh my god this

cow is cooking how did he even do that?
The parkour pros only eat the meat from

the animals that complete the parkour
course. They say it enhances your parkour

abilities, as for the other animals that
don't make the course well that's where

the meat comes from on the noob level.
And some noobs going to have to eat that

wow I cannot say I miss that! Parkour pros
do their daily tasks for a reason. Once

you've completed the task that you got on
your piece of paper, you take it to the

training grounds. This place is basically
the only reason parkour pros are

incentivized to work. This is because this
is the only place in parkour civilization

where you can practice parkour without
worrying about falling to the lower level.

The entrance to the training grounds is
blocked by a barrier and the only way in

is to throw in your slip of paper once
you've completed the work. The daily task

I completed gave me 15 minutes of practice
time. That meant for the next 15 minutes I

could practice any parkour jump I could
possibly think of. Here you have the

ability to build and parkour jump you want
but with this being my first day as a

parkour pro I didn't even know what I
needed to practice so I just decided to

the jumps that people left here. It seemed
like a lot of the pros were practicing

fence jumps which are jumps I had little
to no experience on but what scared me

the most is what I saw over here. Someone
was practicing not one but multiple three

block vertical jumps it almost seemed
impossible to do even one but if someone

was practicing these jumps that could only
mean one thing. That the way up to become

a parkour master would be nearly
impossible. If I was going to have any

shot at ranking up to become a master, I
was going to have to spend much more time

in here practicing. Ah another beautiful
day and I don't have to wake up to either

raw chicken or raw beef! Even though I've
only been here for a few days

I feel like I haven't really enjoyed
myself yet.

I mean, for once in my life, I don't even
have to go outside to parkour for food.

I don't even have to grab my piece of
steak, I'll still have full hunger for

days. And now, instead of being bullied by
all the parkour pros like I was down at

the noob level, I can just do anything I
want and no one's here to punish me.

Hey, you wanna come with me to get our
daily jobs? I don't wanna be late.

Uh... yeah. I don't think I'm gonna do my
daily task. I think I'm just gonna chill

today, honestly.

What? What do you mean you're gonna chill?
You're not gonna get your daily task?

Are you sure about that?

What? I mean, no one says we have to, so
what's the problem?

I don't know... I just have never seen
anyone not do their daily task.

Wow! Maybe I'm teaching the parkour pros
that they don't have to parkour all the

time.

But later that day, I realized I'd made a
huge mistake.

(Horn noise)

Uh.. What in the world is that sound?

Bro, come on. I was just trying to sleep.
Who keeps making that horn noise?

Dude, hurry! You gotta get out here now.
Follow me and make sure you don't miss a

jump.

Woah woah woah, what's going on?
Be late for what?

Wait, where are you going?

I started parkouring in the direction that
my neighbor was going.

And that's when I saw a bunch of parkour
pros lined up standing completely still.

I had no clue what was going on, but I
followed my neighbor and soon, I got in

line with all of the other parkour pros.
No one was saying anything.

Hey, can anyone tell me what's going on?

Dude, don't say anything and look straight
ahead.

Why? Can't someone just explain what's
happening?

But that's when it happened.
Not too far ahead, someone dropped down

from the sky.
It was a parkour master.

One of you was supposed to design a new
course. But someone didn't do their task.

Who was it?

Oh no, I'm done for.
Why does this have to be me?

I watched as the parkour master
interrogated each and every one of the

parkour pros, knowing that sooner or later
he was going to show up where I was.

You. What was your task?

My task? I uh... I was selling houses to
noobs on the bottom level.

(Laughs)
Someone already did that task.

Prepare for a parkour battle.

A parkour battle?

The parkour battle starts now.

This is just great. Why does my first
parkour battle have to be against a

parkour master?

For my first attack, I'm attacking you
with a three-block jump.

Okay, a three-block jump, that's doable.
I think I can survive this round.

In parkour civilization, it should be no
surprise that people fight each other with

more parkour. If someone attacks you with
a jump and you don't make it, you pay the

price.

Oh, this isn't good.
I'm already down four hearts?

(Laughs)
I gave you an easy one.

But I guess this is going to be over
faster than I thought.

Get ready for my next attack.

The worst part about parkour battles is
you can't even attack your opponent until

you defend one of their attacks.
And by the looks of this next jump,

I probably won't be attacking the parkour
master at all.

Your turn. Four blocks by three blocks
diagonal jump.

Alright, here goes nothing.
One two three four, one two three.

Oh man, this is so far.
How did he do this first try?

I was hoping I would get lucky, but
luck wasn't on my side.

The second attack hit me and I was down
to two hearts.

(Laughs)
This is too fun for me.

One more attack and you'll be gone forever

The parkour master was right. If I failed
to defend one more attack,

it's game over for me.
All I could hope for now is that the

parkour master fails this last jump.
That way, I could actually have a chance

to attack.
No way he makes this first try-

Oh god, he made it.

This is it for you parkour pro.
A three-block vertical jump to

decide your fate.

This was it. My entire journey in parkour
civilization came down to this one jump.

And it was a three-block vertical jump.

I thought when I ranked up to become a
parkour pro, my days of parkouring to

survive were over. But I soon realized I
knew nothing about parkour society.

Even as a pro, I wasn't even close to
being at the top of parkour civilization.

The parkour pros were the workers of
society.

Every day, we would get a new daily job to
complete, and I found out the hard way

what happens if you skip your job.
Because the one day I didn't get my daily

task, a parkour master came down and
challenged me to a parkour battle.

And now I have to do the hardest jump I've
ever done in my life if I wanna live.

This was it. All my work to rank up to
become a parkour pro was gonna be for

nothing if I didn't make this jump.
But at least I was gona die trying.

I took a deep breath and I jumped.

What? Is... is this real? I... I did it!
I made a three-block vertical jump!

(Laughs)
You just bought yourself five more minutes

of time. But we both know your fate.
Get ready to attack me.

The parkour master was right.
All I did was buy myself a little time.

How was I gonna be able to do a jump that
the parkour master couldn't do?

And if I make it too easy the parkour
master will just get another chance to

attack me. I got lucky last time, but I
don't think I'd survive another attack

from the parkour master.

For my first attack, I built a one-block
jump and I did a 360.

Maybe, just maybe there was a chance
this would work.

Wow, a 360? I've never done that before,
but if you did it, it can't be that hard.

Let's go! He's never done it before!
I needed him to fail this jump.

What? How? Who even does 360s?
What is this?

By some miracle, my attack against the
parkour master was successful.

I think I found his weakness.
He couldn't do a 360. This was my chance.

I just had to make sure that I kept making
my jumps.

For my next attack, I built a two-block
jump. I've never even made this jump

before, but my entire life depended on it.

I jumped and I successfully made a
two-block jump with a 360.

This is ridiculous. How are you doing
these jumps?

I watched as the parkour master tried to
defend against my attack.

But once again, the 360 was too difficult
for him.

This can't be possible.
How are you beating me?

Now, both the parkour master and I were at
two hearts.

The next person to land an attack would
win the parkour battle.

Alright, you ready for a three-block jump
with a 360?

No, stop. I yield.
You win the parkour battle.

What? Are you serious? No way!
I actually won the parkour battle?

Somehow, I beat a parkour master!

Because you beat me, I have something that
can help you rank up to become a

parkour master.

I could become a parkour master?
The master said that the course to

becoming a parkour master would be
impossible. But he had something that

could help me along the way. He pulled
out an item and threw it on the ground.

I went to pick it up and I figured out
that it was a totem of undying.

He said somewhere in the course, there was
a jump that I won't survive.

And I'll know it when I see it.