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From the people who brought you
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RENTAL DAD
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An exciting new development...
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... in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working
long hours with no sustenance?
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Hire-A-Mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
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Oh thank you!
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No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum
has you covered.
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We have the Chef Mum
with 25 years of restaurant experience.
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Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.
For only $50 a serving
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We also have the Tradie Mum.
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Who can fix anything and everything.
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Including the kitchen sink.
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More reliable than plumber or builder.
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Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.
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Only $75 an hour
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We have the Tutor Mum with PhD in...
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...mathematics, business, and psychology.
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Able to help you with your...
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university assignments.
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For the low low price
of $100 per hour per subject.
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Our scientist have been working...
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...day and night to bring you
patented temp. control technology.
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-Bye Mum.
-Just wait.
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Bye love.
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All of our Mums are standing by.
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Waiting to be dispatched
as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only...
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... and at no extra cost...
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...our Mums come equipped
with morale boosting capabilities.
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And i cant even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?
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I know.
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So next time you're hungry...
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...cold...
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...or just need some love.
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Why not Hire-A-Mum?
