UNDERWATER VLOGGER!

So you are now watching the shaytard vlog

just sit back relax follow along

to the things shay says to the things shay does

to the cool family and just because

he's put his life on line for you

he's done it for a year lets hope for two

I'm ready for a video so let it be clear

hey he's vlogging here

what does that mean what does that mean

It means I get to go down the water slide

ok so ive just been watching...

this kids looking at me

Hi sorry I'm just vlogging hows it going dude

he kept turning around like is this guy talking to me

whos this big hairy man in the locker room whos talking while hes walking behind me

so we are at the pool today

mommytard and the kids are already here

and I'm just coming here and

it looks like everybody is having a lot of fun

out in the hot sun so lets go see the kids shall we

whats up you swimming?

Did she go down the water slide

No not yet

Can she go down

we were waiting for you

think shell do it

i dont know

were going to make her she has to

have the other kids gone down it

yeah the other two have

babbytard lets see your writstband

do you got your wristband

shes like whats a wristband

you want to go down the waterslides with daddy

she went with that one at sevenpeaks that huge one

we ate crap bad

well this one she has to go by herself

oh you have to go by yourself OooOo

yeah

babytard can you down the slide by yourself?

you can do it

you want to go up there and do it with daddy

ill catch you daddy will catch you at the end

you want to try it?

yeah

shes like uhh

shes a little nervous

me and babbytard are going to go down the waterslide

and i got my waterproof camera

do you want to hold the camera

should i let her hold it as she goes down

and see if she can like film it all

well try it ill just let babytard hold this camera going down the slide

are you going to go down first so you can grab it.

I think I'll go down second

look can you film yourself

thatd be so funny

i'll go down... cause i think i shouldn't go down first

cause what if she gets stuck up there

i'll have to make sure

she goes downt then ill go down after her

well carlie will be up there too

ok ok here we go

ok here we go

here goes babytard up the stairs

you know how you go up these stairs

everybodys wet from being in the water

so water just drips down constantly and carlie is...

right here in my mouth

she thinks its urine that dropping down

did you guys know that its all pee that dropping down here

everybodys up there peeeing and its dropping down here

eww gross

ok suntards coming

wohoo nice

ok im not sure whos next

i was skidding around

oh i think its shay i think it is

i was skidding around

were you awesome

woohoo

yaaay

did you think that was funny

i just got yelled at cause i layed down on the slide

no laying down

on the slide you might have too much fun

ok whos next

babytard

oh gosh she is not going to like that

she did not like that

nope did not like that

oh your ok was that scarry

here comes carlietard

oh no no no coopers coming down

oh cooper

oh cooper hes a little baby

get him get him get him

yeah hes crying

was that awesome

hes a good sport

that was awesome dude

here comes mommy watch

you liked it

here comes mommy

you did

look here she comes

you see her butt going through the tube

here comes mommys butt

....butt

we saw your butt we were all looking at it

yep

awesome

well everybody out of the pool

we got to check for poop

and glass and dead people

babbytard was that fun

or was it too fast

you want to do it again

no

aww look at this stud muffin

just lapsing in the pool kicking

the day away in the shallow end

got two hot chicks

next to him hey hot chicks

you having fun rocktard?

im in a dream its like im ina boat

no im a cast away theres no more bananas

were are all the bananas on the beach

ooohhh

theres mommy

mommytard mommmytar you excited

im so pumped i have just been waiting for this all day

you pumped

wait lets see is your fauxhawk

we need ultimate aerodynamics

no spitting or urinating

here goes mommytard

ok here we go

bye

babytard couldn't hold the camera last time

so sontard is going to do it this time you guys ready

ready

yeah

good

wave

hes a junior vlogger

keep sitting up with your feet in front of you

dont lay down dont roll over dont stop

and you can go

im going down the slide

oh geez

did you guys have fun

did you totally scream the whole time

yeah

that was awesome

k we got to watch for dad

did you do a good job

i figured out how to zoom too late

oh did you

we were on the stairs

me and sontard were like lets get a sweet

handshake that we can do

like after we come down the slide

so after we come downt he slide and we want to celebrate our victory

we have a special handshake

so we were practicing it on the stairs up there

so as soon we got down the slide we can do the handshake

in victorious celebration

here we go

ready dawg

exploion

what

waht

ok princesstard and babytard

are you shivering are you cold

who we got here on the lazy river

we got me

is that mommytard

hi

hey

on the lazy river

go under the water

go swim over there and i'm going to film you

go go

ok

ok im giong to swim under the water with son

tard on my back

ok hold on tight you ready

ok you guys

sontard is going to swim down as far as he can

on the lazy river

and try to hide from me

then i got to swim down underwater

if you couldn't hear what i said

i said and find him

whos that

were in the lazy river and

were going to pass the bridge

you know how on lazy rivers theres

usually a bridge you go over

so im going to lift princesstard up and

shes going to grab on to the bridge

and like hang on it

and then im going to let her go

then ill catch her

ok so here we go

whose this over here mommytard

whos this little baby boy

floating in the lazy river

in his captains hat

princesstard are you ready

are you excited

hey you have to hang on for as

long as you can then then let go and ill catch you k

let go let go

hey why are you crying were doing stunts

benny

benny

benny

benny and the Jets

i dont know that song

you dont know this song

elton john

i ... that part but i dont know the whole tune

the whole tune

do you guys like my glasses these are carlies

and i stole them

show us your new bangs

these ones are yours and i stole them

you have mine turn your head

i don't know where these came from

I love the new bangs

... with the bangs dawg

I love your bangs

well there already falling

whatd you do a little curl

my hair dosnt stay were i put it ever

mommytard has straight hair

shes still hot though

i guess well keep her around just cause her hair doesnt

stay where it is suppossed to be

well were going out to dinner

does anybody ever

mine does i just stick this little hat on it

and it doesnt go no wheres

we got a babysitter for the kids

were going to go out to dinner

then maybe watch a movie

its friday night how special

so special

were going to go see im so pumped

with zac galafanacaalcanacalas

zacafanacalacas

wait wait wait what

yeah we are going to see the dinner for schmucks video

movie video movie

we are

did you talk to carlie about this

yeah i told her were not watching that stupid zac efron movie

i'd freaking rather shave my left testicale before i saw that

what

now the jokes are being put away

so we are on a date

were on a date

im on a date with two

these are carlies dates hi

im eliminating one by the end of the night

well see who i go home with

if we past the test

ladies you got to each spend alone time

with your date

shes not quite eighteen that could...

looks like i already won this one

i love these new bangs

can you please not put that in there

i don't want to deal with those comments

match dot co

put this on eharmony dot com

eharmony eharmony dot tard

hey carlie you want to tell them about

our video idea

no

lets tell them

no i hate it

you said you liked it

ok so were going to do a bachelor

dating game

for carliestyle

i was showing you with the

ok duck down the sun comes in

oh wow its bright its bright

ok so what we are going to do is a contest

umm guys

are we really doing this

from what ages twenty one

from sixteen

sixteen to seventy-five

you can submit an application to date my sister

if you have a car you basically apply

if you have modes of transportation

desperate

that you can take kids to daycare with

you can date my sister

or even a bike with a buggy

do you have a backpack even a large satchel

you can date my sister

satchel

its a purse

oh i love guys with satchels

thats what you should really look for

like ted bundy

ted bundy

i don't know

if i have a hangover...

ok how was dinner ladies

yummy amazing so good

thanks shaycarl

shaycarl bought us dinner

i bought you dinner

hes on a date with one two three four

i bought all these chicks dinner

you guys better put out latter tonight

we will we totally we

i tell you what

i don't know about that

ok so we have a singer amongst us

and shes going to sing

and shes not going to be nervous

don't be nervous lets hear it

what one

what do you think

whats your favorite

this is her sister

i really like the elvis one

elvis one

how how does it start

ok i got it i got it i got it

wise man

ok

just ok

you bettter be good

or i will punch you in the face

look shes like shes not very good im like whoosh

lets hear it dawg

ok

wise men say

only fools rush in

but i can't help fallling in love with you

ladies will you do backup please

i dont thinks so

thank you

its elvis

ok keep going keep going sorry

i thought were going to do a backup

shall i stay

would it be a sin

for i cant help falling in love

with you

nice

britney paige

the asian ladies were very intimidated

there just walking

the parking lot

they are

ok whatd you think rocktard did you love

he loved ok now were going to the movie

lets go to the movie

here we are in idaho

we are in idaho

check out..this is what you do when you come to the movies

you sit on hay and you look at the movies

what movie you guys waiting for

inception

inception you guys are on the fourth level

of dream world and your sitting on the hay

in a state called idaho

it was a great movie you guys seen it yet

no

oh i just ruined it for you im sorry

just kidding

bye

bye

were going to go see umm

whys it dinner with the falkers i want to say

whats it called

dinner schmucks

it should be called dinner...

we just had the dinner with the schmucks

and i'm the schmuck

and i'm pretty sure carlie brought the best date

carlie's the biggest schmuck

or collette

oh you guys are the schmucks

schmucks dinner with the schmucks

up top

oh did you guys just hit each other in the face

almost

they just hit each other in the face

you ready

you excited

yes

we did it again

are you excited are you excited

ok were going to go see the movie

are you excited are you guys excited

are you excited carlie

im pumped