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If Road Signs were Honest

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    Okay first the theory test
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    and we're going to see how well you know the Irish roads
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    Okay
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    Right so first of all what does this sign mean?
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    It's a parking bay
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    Uh-huh
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    And this?
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    It's parking but only for
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    uh
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    Beamers, Audi's and 4x4s
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    Yeah very good
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    This sign?
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    60
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    Uh-huh
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    yeah
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    And this?
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    Oh there's a point coming up where
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    a U-turn is possible
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    And this sign?
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    Nobody knows
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    Nobody knows, very good yes
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    Okay
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    This sign?
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    Turn around
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    Turn around, excellent
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    Yes
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    okay you receive this hand signal
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    what do you do?
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    Uh
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    it's a common one
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    I recognize it
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    uh
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    I'm going to move on to the next one
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    Yeah sorry yeah
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    List the steps for parallel parking please
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    Okay yeah
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    draw up alongside the car parked in front of the space
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    Yeah
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    Then
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    lose confidence
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    Yeah
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    give up and
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    find an easier space further away
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    Well done yeah
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    What do you do if Katy Perry comes on the radio?
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    You roll up your windows
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    and enjoy it secretly
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    Sabrina Carpenter comes on the radio?
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    Roll down your windows and
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    pretend to enjoy it
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    Excellent
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    and finally
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    when is it okay to drive in a bus lane?
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    Oh when you're in a hurry
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    Yeah very good
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    Right well you obviously know the Irish roads very well
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    let's see how you get on now in
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    the practical test
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    starting...
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    now
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    (knocking on window)
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    Open the window
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    No just
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    Yeah whatever
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    You thiink you own the road
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    Oh would you f*&% off will you?
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    Very good
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    Yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
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    You don't own the roads okay
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    you don't pay road tax
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    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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    same to you
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    Excellent
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    Hey that's what the thing is
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    It is yes
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    Yeah well done full marks
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    Doomdah
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    Hello we are playing our last shows in Dublin
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    for quite some time on the 22nd and 23rd of May
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    in Dublin's Vicar Street
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    and then we go to New Zealand and Australia
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    in June
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    that's right
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    Excuse me!!!
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    Oh no
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    Is that your car parked outside?
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    Eh no that's...
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    You don't know what you are talking about
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    Get off me
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    This is private property
Title:
If Road Signs were Honest
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
01:49

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