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OSCAR: Who goes there?
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You'll like it.
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Old Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew.
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He'd stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through.
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OSCAR: Yeah?
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He'd frown a bunch, he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh.
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OSCAR: Well, I'd like him.
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He'd growl and yell and I heard tell he never took a bath.
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Nasty Dan, was a nasty man.
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OSCAR: Yeah?
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Hard to understand, that Nasty Dan.
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Now, Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long.
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OSCAR: Good for him.
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He'd go where he could and he'd try real good to make
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things go wrong.
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He'd jump for joy when a little boy
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would trip and fall.
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OSCAR: Really mean.
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And the only words that he ever said were, "I don't like
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you at all."
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OSCAR: Yeah, right on!
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Nasty Dan was a nasty man.
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Hard to understand, that Nasty Dan.
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Now here's the best part.
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It's about a girl named Nasty Pearl.
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OSCAR: Oh, she sounds OK, too.
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Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl who met Dan somehow.
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She said, "You're like me, rotten as can be.
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Let's get married now." So they went and they did and had
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a nasty kid, and I must confess, that Dan pretty much
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leaves everybody alone now and he doesn't bother anybody
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anymore, because he just lives in his nasty ol' house with
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his nasty ol' wife--
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OSCAR: Yeah?
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--and his nasty kid--
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OSCAR: Yeah?
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--in nasty happiness.
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OSCAR: Far out!
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Nasty Dan, he's a happy man.
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Hard to understand, that Nasty Dan.
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OSCAR: Wow. That was really great!
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You like that?
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OSCAR: And say, aren't you Johnny Trash?
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Cash.
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OSCAR: Cash, Cash.
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Have a rotten day.
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OSCAR: Wow. There goes my kind of guy.
