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-Hey guys, if you haven't noticed,
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I've been gone for a while now because I've been sick...
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with Bieber Fev--
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No, I'm not gonna make that joke again.
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But I am sick if you can't tell.
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Eww.
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Anyway, I've been gone because I've been extremely busy doing incredibly amazing things.
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[keyboard clacking]
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No.
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No!
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No, David, I said zealot, not zergling.
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[growls]
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Okay, that's not true; kinda, maybe.
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The real reason why I've been gone for such a long time
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is because I've been working on a short film with Wong Fu Productions.
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The film was completely created by us.
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We wrote it, we filmed it, we tossed it, we turned it,
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we played it, we fought it, and it's being edited right now.
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It's going to be about 48 minutes long
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and it has some of your favorite YouTubers and more.
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I'm not gonna be releasing the trailer until the movie is done.
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But for now, let me tickle you with a teaser.
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First thing's first.
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I'm not your average teenager.
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I never got to grow up with a family of bikes and candy.
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As long as I can remember,
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I've been training to become as ASS,
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an agent of secret stuff.
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-You have one more assignment you must complete.
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-But why?
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I already did all the hard stuff.
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-We are ASSes.
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We do not complain when things get too hard.
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We push on through
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and we take it.
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-Hayden,
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we have a special assignment that only you can execute.
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We need an agent on the inside.
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We believe that the sins have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own.
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Your mission is to pose as a high school student
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and protect Taylor from impending threats.
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This is a new world for you.
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High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens
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that you will ever come across.
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[action movie music playing]
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[explosion]
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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Teehee.