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(APPLAUSE) College ran by real fast because I played so much football.
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They even put me on a thing called the All-America team
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where you get to meet the President of the United States.
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President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American
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football team at the Oval Office today.
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Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the United States
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is the food.
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They put you in this little room with just about anything you want to eat or drink.
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And since #1,
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I wasn't hungry but thirsty,
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and #2,
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they was free.
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I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
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Congratulations.
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How does it feel to be an all-American?
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It's an honor,
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sir.
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Congratulations.
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How does it feel being all American?
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Very good,
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sir.
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Congratulations.
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How does it feel to be an all-American?
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Very good sir.
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Congratulations.
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How do you feel?
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I got to pee.
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I believe. He said he had to go pee.