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Youtube Poop - The King's Secret

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    زيلدا ، دوق اونكليد يتعرض للهجوم
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    سأذهب الى جاميلون لمساعدته
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    لكن ياأبي , ماذا لو تعرضت للخطر؟
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    زيلدا لا تقلقي ، فقوى الحكمة الثلاثية تتعهد بعودته أمنا
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    نعم ، نعم ، نعم
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    Oh, my!
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    Duke: Hurt me, please!
    King: Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha, HO!
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    Father!
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    Oh! That's not me!
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    King: Yes, I'm the king of Hyrule!
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    I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled!
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    Duke: Your dong hurts my ass.
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    Ouch! (boing)
    King: Oh!
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    (sigh) My father is a whore.
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    No, no, no, it must be Ganon.
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    King: Okay, what's for dinner, sexy boy?
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    Duke: My penis.
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    King: Yes!
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    Ha-ha-ha, that sure is the king!
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    Shit.
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    Your father is a terrible butt faggot.
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    Yeah! That old The King is a gaylord.
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    (door opens)
    Link: Hey! I'm here!
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    King: Link, help me munch on
    Duke Onkled's ballsack.
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    Link: Hey, check out my cock!
    It's going stiff!
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    Duke: I feel your cock in my ass!
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    Link: Cool!
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    King: Save a piece of that ass for me!
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    Link: Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
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    I just made jizz.
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    Link?
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    That's my boy.
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    You queers are evil.
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    Screw you, I'll see you in hell.
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    Link: Boy! Oh boy!
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    (door opens)
    Gwonam: We're here.
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    Link: Hey, who's your friend?
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    Gwonam: We met in prison.
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    Goronu: I'm hideous.
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    Gwonam: No, Goronu. You
    are so beautiful to me.
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    Goronu: Ah ah ah. Join me in bed.
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    Gwonam: At last!
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    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
    - Goronu: OOOHHHH!!!! (splatter)
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    Look what has happened: cum.
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    Oh shit.
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    I made jizz again.
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    The king's gay.
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    Fuck you, I'm not gay.
    I just like gay sex.
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    You're a traitor, your majesty.
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    (door opens)
    Fari: Hey!
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    King, Link, Duke, Goronu: Hey.
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    Gwonam: Yo!
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    Duke: Fari, please feel my dick.
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    Fari: I'll make sure you get head.
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    (snorting and sucking)
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    Gwonam: Skeet, skeet, skeet.
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    Don't worry Zelda, everyone will
    be taken to Takogi Tower.
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    I've managed to conceal this magic dick.
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    unknown: Only the wand can penetrate me.
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    Impa: Oh yes my dear.
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    Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
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    Impa!
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    Oh, shit.
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    As it is written, we must go to prison.
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    Zelda, save me!
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    Father?
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    What?
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    Can I go to Gamelon too?
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    Yes!
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    Good!
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    (laughing)
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    Zelda: Feast your eyes on my tits.
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    Link: Huh?
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    Zelda: Do you see anything?
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    Goronu: No!
Title:
Youtube Poop - The King's Secret
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:47

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