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when I was alive my friends and I came
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together once a month for a meeting of
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the Wisteria Lane book club we found the
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problems of literary characters so
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absorbing the way they dealt with
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adversity conducted illicit
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Affairs endured domestic
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dramas and planned romantic
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conquests but since my death my friends
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had lost their interest in
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fiction so what did everybody think
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their own problems have become absorbing
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enough I thought the character of Madame
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bovy was very
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inspirational
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inspirational she poisons herself with
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arsenic really you didn't read until the
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end I stopped after page
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50 am I the only one who read the book I
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saw the movie it was really good ladies
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I'm I'm sorry but what is the point of
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having a book club if we don't read the
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book more
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wine so uh Reba Emma and Lori would you
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girls come to the kitchen and help me
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with the snacks
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sure I will be right
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in God I couldn't wait to get rid of
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them okay so lyette said that you found
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Zach he's at a rehabilitation center and
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Julie snuck in and actually Ted talk to
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him did he say anything about his
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mother's suicide there wasn't enough
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time but he did say one thing that was
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kind of mysterious he said something
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happened to someone named Dana and that
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he could never ever talk about it Who
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the hell's Dana that's the mystery part
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I figured Dana has something to do with
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what Mary Alice was trying to hide so
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somebody found out Mary Alice's secret
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and sent the note so who the hell is
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that stationary is parture number 17
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100% cotton it's made by Cypress Office
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Products have stores in 12 cities
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including yours and retrace that
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postmark back to your local post office
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meaning meaning that the blackmail is
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probably someone you know a neighbor
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Milkman pool boy socer mom Soaker
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mom Mr Young sometimes evil drives a
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minivan I had this gig once tracking on
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this PTA mom who hell bent on Landing
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her daughter a spot on the parade float
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fed antifreeze to half the homecoming
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committee did you catch
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her Mr
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Young the people who hired me didn't
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hire me to catch
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her wow honey this place looks spotless
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thanks hey so listen I have come up with
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this killer idea for the Spotless scrub
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campaign great you want to run up by
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me no I'm good but thanks
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okay well that's the thing you know how
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whenever I pitch in the boardroom or
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work and Hennessy always teared my ideas
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down in front of the partners yeah I
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invited the partners and their wives
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over so I could pitch to them here and I
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thought maybe we can make a formal
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dinner for 6 we could sit we could and
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when exactly would this formal dinner
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take place uh day after tomorrow
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yeah I know I know I know I know I know
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it's short notice I just you think how
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am I supposed to pull off a formal
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dinner with no warning I don't know Brie
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Bandy Camp does this kind of thing all
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the time
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I what did you say well I'm sorry I
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didn't mean it like that that's you know
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what forget it I'll call and I'll cancel
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just don't worry about it no no let's
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let's do
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it
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really yeah it's good for your career
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I'll pull it
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off yes honey thank you so much you know
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what I promise I land this account and
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I'm going to buy you something awful
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pretty luckily for Tom Lynette had a
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recipe for
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Success unfortunately for her she was
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missing the secret
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ingredient
