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-[Orange fluttering tongue]
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[groans softly]
I'm bored.
-
Whoa! Who's that?
What do you have?
-
-Hey!
Watch the merchandise, buddy.
-
-Whoa.
-Oh, hey. How's in goin'?
-
-Oh... hey.
Uh... I'm an orange. Um... Uh...
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-Uh, are you okay?
-
-You're beautiful!
-[laughs]
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No, I'm just a passion fruit.
-
-More like passion cute.
-
-Uh, that's passion fruit.
-
-I'm an orange.
-Yeah, I like your peel.
-
Dimples are totally adorable.
-
-[laughs bashfully]
Oh...
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-Swear to God,
you put me down right now
-
or you gonna see
some kung-fu voodoo.
-
-Grapefruit?
-
Wow! I can't believe you made it!
-
-Oh. You know him?
-You know it, buddy. [laughs]
-
-It's not like that.
-
We met in the bag on the way over.
-
-Hey, who's the kumquat?
-
He a friend of yours?
-We just met.
-
He's been, you know,
keeping me company.
-
-Hey Passion,
you wanna watch me flex?
-
Check it out.
[straining fiercely]
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-Uh, yeah.
You did that earlier.
-
-[continues straining]
-
-Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart?
-
-Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby?
-
-Uhh...
-Yeah, you really let yourself go.
-
They should call you
Chubby McChubbyOrange...
-
'cause you're chubby. [laughs]
-
-Hey, [bleep].
I'm a [bleep] grapefruit.
-
Do you know what that means?
-
-Whoa, Chubby McChubby's
got a potty-mouth.
-
-It means I could kick your
[bleep] six ways from [bleep].
-
-Is that really necessary?
-
-Hey, Orange, I'm talkin' to you.
-
How many squats can you do, huh?
-
-What's a squat?
-Exactly.
-
Let me spell it out for you.
-
Chicks dig the grapefruit.
Ain't that right, baby?
-
-Uh, not really.
-Oh, Orange, you're out of your league.
-
You should go hit on a
blueberry or somethin'. [chuckles]
-
-Grapefruit?
More like "apefruit."
-
Are you chubby 'cause you
ate all the bananas? [laughs]
-
-Hey, zip the lip, onion dip.
-I'm not an onion.
-
-You're right. You're a grape.
-
-Uh-uh, no I'm not.
-
-Then why are you so full of wine?
[laughs] Oh!
-
-Shut up!
What is wrong with you?
-
Seriously, you think
I care about flexing?
-
And what are you talking about, squats?
-
You don't even have legs!
-
-[laughing]
-And you!
-
Who cares if he's a little,
you know, round?
-
All you do is make weird
noises and call him fat.
-
How shallow are you?
-
-I'm not shallow. I'm an orange.
-
-Wow. What is wrong with me?
-
This happens every time I go out.
-
It's always the jerk and the weirdo.
-
If that's the choices, I'd rather take--
-
-Knife?
-Huh?
-
-Knife.
-
-[screaming]
-
-Oh, my God!
-
[screaming continues]
-
-Whoa!
Grapefruit's beside himself!
-
-[in agony]:
Ow! Oww!
-
Do you know how much this hurts?
-
-Well, hey, at least he's
not such a sourpuss now.
-
[laughs]
-
Ow.
-
-Aaaahhh!!!
-
-That's the most mess-up
thing I've ever seen.
-
-You should've seen tomato.
That was bad.
-
-This kitchen in awful.
How do you stand it?
-
-Oh, it's not so bad.
Just ask Pear.
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-Somebody please, kill me now.
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
