An Englishman Abroad (1983) (TV Movie)

*# Who, stole my heart away

*# Who, makes me dream all day

*# Dreams I know can never come true

*# Seems as though I'll ever be blue

*# Who, means my happiness

*# Who, would I answer yes to

*# To none other than you

*# No one, but you!

STAGE ACTOR (AS KING CLAUDIUS)
Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Moreover that we much did long to see you,

The need we have to use you did provoke

Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
Of Hamlet’s transformation, so call it,

Sith nor th’ exterior nor the inward man Resembles that it was.

What it should be,
More than his father’s death, that thus hath put him

So much from th’ understanding of himself
I cannot dream of.

I entreat you both

That, being of so young days brought up with him

And sith so neighbored to his youth and havior,

so by your companies
To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather

So much as from occasion you may glean,

Whether aught to us unknown afflicts him thus

STAGE ACTOR (AS QUEEN GERTRUDE)
Good gentlemen,

he hath much talked of you,

And sure I am two men there is not living

To whom he more adheres.

If it will please you
To show us so much

gentry and goodwill

As to expend your time with us awhile

For the supply and profit of our hope,

Your visitation shall receive such thanks
As fits a king’s remembrance.

Somebody's just walking out.

STAGE ACTOR (AS ROSENCRANTZ)
Sovereign power you have of us,

Put your dread pleasures more into command
Than to entreaty.

STAGE ACTOR (AS GUILDENSTERN)
But we both obey, And here give up ourselves in the full bent

GUY: What a pleasure
in this day and age

to hear the language
so beautifully spoken.

Dear, dear, I'm not walking out.

I just have to deal for a piss, you see.

Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz.

And I beseech you instantly to visit

Wait and listen.

Go, some of you,
And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

Heavens make our presence and our practices…

[CLEARING THROAT]
Going to the… excuse me.

# Our hope for years to come,

# Our shelter from the stormy blast,

# And our eternal home.

# Before the hills in order stood, #

No soap.
There's never any soap.

Do I want to be sick?
- Huh?

No, no, not yet.

Hmm. You know, you remind me of a stoker I once knew.
[MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE]

My dear lady, I do assure you,

that I am an old friend
of the leading actor.

We were at Cambridge together.
Young men together at university.

They've come such a long way

one should simply
put the head around the door.

My Pass... My Pass...

I'm sure I'm not the first person to remark
on your pronounced resemblance

to the late Ernest Bevin.
It is most striking.

You could be sisters.

Oh, yes
striking looks, I know,

but quite amusing. Mmm-hmm.

One seems such a villain.

And I guess I am,

Oh, uh, hurry up.
I'm not feeling at all well.

Oh, dear.Thank you.

Thank you.

The drink, the drink.

It's the drink!

Aren't you feeling well?

Yes, thank you,
I am perfectly all right.

Well, I'll get the women.

I'm in a French faux.

Oh, run that tap, for God's sake.

- Oh, yes.
- I wouldn't care,

but it's only the interval.

If you want to come round and be sick
you might at least save it

for the end of the performance.

Oh, Pears soap.

Who are you? And who is that boy outside?

Boy? Outside?

I do not know. I have not seen that one before.

Can I get one of these?

I love your frock.

You are very rude. Are you from the embassy?

Not exactly.

Well, there can not be many other English
in Moscow, who are you?

I was at Cambridge with Hamlet.

Well, why do not we tell him that you are here?
He's only down the corridor.

All in good time. The question is, are we as welcome as ever?

I know your face.

Craven A, for your throat's sake, Mmm.

Are you enjoying the play?

I'm adoring it.
I like the local Laertes.

The stockings are good.

Yes, that's what he thinks.

It looks like a pair of King Edwards has been put on.

How do you like Moscow?

Oh, I hate it darling.

I can not understand what those Three Sisters are all about.

It gives the play a very sinister bias.

The second act begins, please.

Ah, a drink would help.

Begin the second act, please.

Do not you think you've had enough?
All right.

If you're not at the embassy, what do you do?

I establish contacts.

Are you press?

Something similar, yes.

You're not feeling sick again?

Uh, you know, I think I am, rather

Oh, God.

One of the few lessons I've learned in my life

is that when we're going to be sick,
it's always in threes.

Your call, Miss Browne.

Yes, here it comes.

Oh, God! I'll send somebody in.

Miss Browne, your call!

- I must go.
- Oh God!

Do try to feel better. And go home.

Yes.

- Oh, I'm so sorry...
- I'm a sloppy one.

Guy.

Guy!

But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon:

I have a dressing room for me finally.
You have the ways of a snake

- I am delighted
- Good. I am very happy...

This man shall set me packing:

I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.

Mother, good night. Indeed

Is now most still, most secret and most grave,

Where is Charles?
who was in life

a foolish prating knave.

Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.

You're cutting fine, darling.

Guess who I've just seen
coming down the corridor?

- Who?
- Guy Burgess

- Who?
- Guy Burgess, dear.

The spy. The lost diplomat.

Ah, my good lord,
what have I seen tonight!

What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?

Guy Burgess?

How does Hamlet?

Mad as the sea...

Mad as the sea and wind when both contend
Which is the mightier.

In his lawless fit,
Behind the arras hearing something stir,

He whips his rapier out,
and cries, "A rat, a rat!"

And in his brainish apprehension kills
The unseen good old man.

Oh, heavy deed!
It had been so with us had we been there.

His liberty is full of threats to all,

To you yourself, to us, to everyone.

I do not want to open my mind.

I would not like to eat cabbage
for breakfast at my house.

Why should I eat cabbage for breakfast here?

Well, it's a good job, I like beets,

Otherwise it would return
on the skin and bones.

Do not push, Madam.

- Mum must be the word, truly.
- Why?

Well, we do not want any
calling The Express.

If anyone's going to dinner tonight, knock on my door.

He's got fatter.

Did you know him?

Oh, I used to run across him years ago,
the way it was done, you know

- You're rather that way, aren't you?
- What way?

Left.

Oh. I was. Everyone was in those days.

I like him. Despite the fact
that he was sick in my basin.

Really?

Bags of charm. "Yes."

But you're right, I would not want to convert
to The Express in my worst enemy

- Drink?
- I would love to.

Where is it gone? My drink!

My cigarettes.

My soap!

That rogue!

The bag has fallen.

Thank you.

- Sleep Cap?
- Please!

Hot, hot, hot.

- Is your room hotter?
- Boiling.

I am sure it's all part
of the cold war

No plug.

Secret store.

Oh!

Have you found any bugs?

- Come again?
- Bugs!

- Have you found any bugs?
- Bugs? No, mine is very clean.

Oh.

Wonderful rooms!
Every convenience.

- All same.
- But I have one complaint.

Oh, what is that, please?

Well, in view
of the splendid achievements

Of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

I think, at least, they might put a plug in the sink.

What?

It's like playing Private lives in
the Wednesday matinee in Oldham.

I'll tell you something else. "Mmm?"

You can go off caviar.

Who came?

Thank you.

Please, how do I get there?

Well, somebody must be able to tell me how to get there.

This is ridiculous. Haven't you got
a street directory an A to Z?

- Well, uh... Can I get a taxi?
- No taxi.

- Do you have problems?
- Oh no. No.

Taxi!

Excuse me, do you know where this is?

Thank you.

Good. I just want to know
where the place is.

How do I get there?

I thought that's what embassies were for.

You have to remember,
that the gentleman in question was a spy.

In England he would be languishing
in jail.

He's rather languishing here actually.

Bring a tape measure.

Bring a tape measure?

Mr Burgess
has asked me to lunch.

With a tape measure?
- caring for his waistline.

Well, you can not stop me from going to lunch.

It is a free country.

or enough, is not it?

Have lunch here. It's Tuesday.
There is fish with rice and boiled egg. It is delicious.

It's Tuesday.
There is fish with rice and hard-boiled egg.

Tessa doesn't think
we take it seriously.

Was he a friend of yours?

He popped by my dressing room
last night and threw up in the basin.

It was love at first sight.

First impressions are always the best.

You never had any contact with him before?

No.

You didn't meet him when he was
at the Foreign Office?

No.

- On the BBC?
- No.

- What about Maclean?
- No!

Strange to pass by his dressing room.

- The ladies are exactly their path.
- Are they yours?

Of course, if all that happened to him
was that he felt bad, that would explain.

He was coming around to see one of the actors.

Which one?

You are not being paid for The Daily Express, are you?

They are very keen to take the glove.

I should give up the idea.
Eat with us. Come on.

I have no intention of having
lunch with you. He has asked me to call.

Do you know where this is?

Oh, Tessa does not know, do you, Tessa?

Well, Tessa is very thin.

Tessa's interest is to waste time.

Until she gets her face on the front page
of Country Life.

After the advertisements.

of special tables.

Stalin is dead.

Exchanges are taking place.

You, the Old Vic theater.
No overtures, I admit.

But the preparatory tuning
of the overtures.

For the first time in 10 years, we are in the phase of talking to each other.

Our friends, the enemy,
are just beginning to play ball.

We do not want to take the bat home, do we?

Burgess and Maclean,
are yesterday's breakfast.

We want to forget them.
The Russians want to forget them.

The thing is, we do not want any fuss at this point.

No scenes.

This is grown-up stuff.

I'm going to lunch. A quiet little meal.

I am an actress
All actresses are crazy.

It is a proven fact.

Why should there be any fuss?

May I just take the note?

Certainly not. What a nerve!

Oh, do stay to eat,
there will be jokes.

Yes, Giles knows lots of jokes.

Only we have heard them all.
New people make such a change.

Well, Tessa wants you to stay.
Don't you, Tessa?

I think you're both shits.

I was only teasing! Oh God!

This means that we will not talk for a week.

Well, thank you for all your help.

Oh, do not bother to show me out.

Enjoy your fish with rice and hard boiled eggs.

Show me that address.

Tessa!

Naughty.

Sorry.

Oh...

Thank you.

Forgive?

From the bank and from the river
He flashed into the crystal mirror,

‘Tirra lira,’ by the river
Sang Sir Lancelot.

She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,

She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,

She looked down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide ;
The mirror cracked from side to side ;

‘The curse is come upon me,’ cried
The Lady of Shalott.

I have walked through the middle of Russia
to get here.

Oh, dear!

I guess that's my soap.

It is, it is, and very good.

Now, have a seat.

What a wonderful coat.

We are already here.

I have been ordering.

Here, have a drink?

You know, honestly,
I thought that you would leave me planted.

I nearly did. You steal my soap,
you steal my cigarettes,

you even stole my face powder.

I know, I know. One should have asked.
One is such a coward.

Good, hard to live in abundance.
In fact, almost a swine.

You know, I used to live
on Jermyn Street.

Tragic, you can think. Well, not really.

That was a pigsty, too.

Knows for its standards,
is quite palaciego.Casi very spacious.

I am very lucky.

If it is our food,
is burning.

Oh, oh, dear. Oh yeah.

Do you think that I can save something?

No.

Ah! All is not lost.
I managed to squeeze two tomatoes.

And, a topic of discussion,
a grapefruit.

We do.
- Have a seat.

- Ajo?
- No thanks.

I love it!

Well, tell me all the gossip.

Do you see Harold Nicolson?

He, uh...
I've seen him, but I do not know him.

Oh! Nice man, nice man

What about Cyril Connolly?
It is everywhere.

Well, I have not met him either.

Oh! Somehow, I remember everyone knowing everyone else.

Everyone I knew, knew all the others Auden,
do you know him?

Pope-Hennessy?

The theater is in a terrible state.

Three works closed in Shaftue
in one week

Really?

A ballet on ice comes here. "All the comrades are nervous about it.

I am an antiquated about ice.

He used to drive in Cambridge, you know.

One thinks about the past and wonders
maybe I lost my way.

Do not eat the tomato?

Well, I'm not hungry.

Oh, I do. Yum, yum. Mmm.

There.

- Mmm. "Do you see a lot of people here?"

Oh, yes.Montones of friends.

Do not know what you are missing
with this tomato.

There is a half orange,
I suppose.

What? Oh yeah. Hmm.

He is a virtuoso of the balalaika.
We play duets.

Maclean?

Maclean? Oh no.

Maclean is not my friend. "No, honey, oh, no. No no.

No, no, he's so serious.
No jokes, no jokes.

Positively the last person
that I would have chosen

if I could have chosen.

And yet we are here in this
terrible tandem together, you know

Debenham and Freebody.

Crosse and Blackwell.

Auden and Isherwood.

Burgess and Maclean.

Do you know Auden?

You asked me. No.

Do not look.
The seeds get into my teeth.

You know, people ask me
if I have regrets

The only remorse I have
is that before I go

I did not get a good pair of
National Health teeth.

Admirable as they are most
of things in the Soviet Socialist Republic,

The production of dentures
is still beginning.

Hmm.

You know, there is no one in Moscow at all.

It's like staying in Cambridge
during long vacations.

I settle with anyone who is around here.

Me.

= No, no, no, no, no.

Besides, I asked her to come for a reason.

Did you bring a tape measure?

I want you to measure me for some suits, with my tailor.

I only have one suit
the one I wore when I came.

And I've fallen a lot since then.

But I would not know where to start - what steps will you want?

Oh, measure everything, he will solve it.
He is a good man.

The people here,
would not make a suit?

What people?

The authorities.

Oh, yes, but have you seen them?

Clothing has never been the strong point
of the comrades.

Besides, I do not want to look like the others, right?

But, I seem to remember how it is done.

His arms can not have changed.

You know, I never cared for cumin
the clothes.

I always wore traditional clothes
of my class, you know.

Black coat, striped trousers, diplomatic
stripe suits, wool jackets on weekends.

Shit order, of course.
Always in shit order.

But lovely, I always had charm.

"Well, you still have charm," she said through clenched teeth.

Not here, not for them.

To have charm I need words,
I have no words.

And without my clothes, I have no class.

For them, I am English.

\x22 You would want to go to bed with the English? I wonder? \x22 I do not think so. \x22 As I have been so spoiled during the war. Flooded with rude soldiery.
- Habla Vd Russian? - I settle.

I should learn, simply for sex.

The guys are quite thin here.

They can not speak my language,
I can not speak theirs.

so that when I contact one
soon I get bored.

Sex needs to talk.

Well, at least he found a friend.

I do not know if I found one.

or if I have chosen one.

And I... I know what I've done
to deserve it.

But what has he done to deserve me?

Am I a prize or a punishment?

He plays the balalaika and
I play the piano.

It's funny.

He is a ballet electrician.

Of course, he may be a cop.

If you are a policeman
disguises it well.

Forster lived with a cop, did not he? Do you know him?

I'm afraid I'm a disappointment
on the subject of friends.

Oh, never mind.

You know,
nobody will believe me when I go home.

\x22 What did you do in Moscow, my dear? \x22

\x22 Not much.
I took measurements to Guy Burgess' inside the leg. \x22

I would not think the inside of one's leg changes much, does it?

One of the things that does not change.

\x22 The knee is at a distance
from the body,

\x22 while the groin,
as your lordship knows,

\x22 is in the curtain of the site. \x22

Excuse me?

Tristram Shandy.

Of course, you would not, right?

Do what?

Go around telling everyone.

My people here would not like it.

No?

No.

A hat would look good.

7 and 5/8.
Now, I will write the name of my...

I have it here, and, oh,
and that of my cobbler, too.

Oh, it's an outfit.

Yes, for marriage
at gunpoint.

Look, how do you know he will not say no?

- Hmm? "Your tailor."

It would be vulgar to say no.
He will not say no.

I will see what I can do.

Oh, he does not leave already, does he?

You do not want to leave, right?

Well, could not we go somewhere?
You could show me the sights.

Uh... Well, I can not leave yet,
I have to wait for a telephone call

When calling the phone,
I am allowed to leave.

Whose?

Oh, you know, my people.

It generally happens around four.

That's another two hours.

Never mind.
I'll put my Jack Buchanan record.

*# Who stole my heart away

# Who makes me dream all day

*# Dreams I know can never come true

*# Seems as though I'll ever be blue

*# Who, means my happiness

*# Who, would I answer yes to

*# To none other than you

*# No one, but you!

Good, isn't it?
Want to hear it again?

- You only have the one?
- only the one.

What's on the other side?

Oh, you do not want to listen to the other side.

The other side is rubbish. "I never hear the other side.

*# Who stole my heart away

What do you miss the most?

Well, um... Apart from Club Reform,
the streets of London

and occasionally
the English countryside

I think the only thing I really miss
are the gossip

Comrades, although they are
in any other respect,

do not gossip in the way we do it,

or on the same issues.

Well, pardon me for saying it, dear
but the comrades seem to me to be...

... a sad disappointment in every department.

No gossip
their clothes are terrible

can not make false teeth,
what else is there?

The system.

I thought, that being English,
we would be interested in that.

What do people say about me in England?

They do not say much anymore.

I thought you were
a little like Oscar Wilde.

No, no.

Although, he was a performer
and I was an performer.

Both useless.

But I never pretended.

If I wore a mask, it was to be exactly what it looked like.

And in relation to the other, well
I do not want to hide it

But my analysis of situations,

The reports that I had to send to the Foreign Office
were always Marxist.

openly so, impeccably so.

But nobody cared.

It is already known Guy, the old and dear Guy.
Pretty sure. If you do not want to tune into something

You have to adapt to everything else

And in all important things
I adapted.

How can a spy be?
My tailor says.

The average Englishman, you see, is not interested in ideas.

Say what you like about political theory. No-one will listen.

You could shove a whole slice
of the Communist manifesto

into the Queen's Speech.
Nobody would turn a hair.

Least of all, I suspect, HMQ.

Am I boring you?

It does not matter.

I'll think of 101 things to ask you
when it's gone

How is Cyril Connolly?

He already asked me that.I do not know.

So small, England.

Small music, small art.

Timid, flavorful, pretty.

And I still love her.I love her.

You know, I can say I love London
and I can say that I love England.

I can't say I love my country.

I don't know what that means.

Do you watch cricket?

No.

Anyway, it has changed

Cricket?

London.

Why? I do not want it to change.

Why do they all want me to change it?

It is none of your business to change it.
Crazy!

I should stop them,
tie them together.

Listen, dear. I'm only an actress.

I am not a bright lady,
by your standards.

I have never been very interested in politics

But if this is Communism
I don't like it because it's dull!

The poor things look so tired.

Some people think Australia's dull.

And that is not Communism. And look at Leeds!

The only thing that happens is that we sat here all afternoon.

pretending to spy,

what did you do, my darling,

it was just a minor social offense.

Not worse, and I'm sure
than in the minds of some better

to be stopped in a public lavatory,

in the way that gentlemen
in my profession are constantly.

But it's just something
that we should not mention

out of politeness.

So that we won't be embarrassed.

That's very English.

We pretend that it has not happened
because we are both sensible people.

Good,

I am not English, I am not sensible,

I am Australian.

I can't master much morality.

Outside Shakespeare, the word "treason" to me means nothing -

only you pissed in our soup, and we drank it.

Well, very well.

It does not affect me, darling.

I will order your suit and your hat

And I will upload it to my account.
To mine, not a word.

but for a reason,

Sorry for you

Now, in your notebook,

in his real notebook,

where you'll probably add my name
to the list of all the crazy ones you've ripped

But you have not cheated me, dear.

I know.

The pipe is not playing with the vagina.

A shame.I was enjoying.

Destroyed the lady's great speech.

I just want you to tell me why.

At that moment, I thought
was to do the right thing.

"And the loneliness, I suppose." "Oh, loneliness!"

If you have a secret, you are alone.

But you told people - you told several people.

There is no reason to keep a secret
if you make it a secret

In fact, another thing that can bring me
is an old Eaton necktie

This one is in the last.

Ah, here is Tolya.

Oh, yes. Now, this is Mrs. Browne.

She is an actress from England.

How are you?

- Who are you?
- Very good.

If you give her a cigarette,
an English cigarette.

will be your friend forever.

Hmm.

Ah.

Oh, dear.I'm sorry.

No.

No, no, please.

Please.

He is a real Queen Mary.

I could not ask him for a suit too, right?

I would be so handsome.

Anything. Anything.

Hello, Guy, Guy.

Uh... Tolya wants to play a song for you.

Uh, allow it, you will be so happy.

Gilbert and Sullivan.

# Take a pair of sparkling eyes,

# Hidden, ever and anon,

# In a merciful eclipse

# Do not heed their mild surprise

# Having passed the Rubicon.

# Take a pair of rosy lips ;

What do you think? Reward or punishment?

# (Be particular in this) ;

# Take a tender little hand,

# Fringed with dainty fingerettes,

# Press it in parenthesis ;

Where are we going?

To the church.

Do you like the church? I adore it.

In this one, the songs are very good.

The opera singers are in the choir,
warming up for the evening performance

Is not that, uh, another friend?

Oh, good God no.

You know, when I came here for the first time.

I was followed by a rather large
police.

This was when I was a celebrity.

Now they only send me to those who are in training..

Irony, that.

Good afternoon.
(Russian) Good afternoon.

They are not strong in ironies, comrades.

Did you meet Jack Buchanan?

Yes, I suppose.

We nearly got married.

It's strange.

Sybil Thorndik liked it.

I gave you my old mama's number, right?

Yes.

I... like this.

Do not tell anyone I do not like it.

And thanks again, in advance.

Are you Mrs. Burguess?

My name is Coral Browne,

I just saw Guy in Moscow,
and asked me to call him.

- What does it look like? "Oh, he looks good."

I wish I could see you.

Old rogue.

Will not you go again?
I know you'd like to see him.

I do not think I can now
I have this stupid hip.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Well, maybe they will let him return
sometime.

You should not be on the corner
the rest of your life.

They are site años.La people are stupid.

Let me see? Come back.

Yeah, yeah, well, it's a little short on the left

We can easily alter that.

You have changed very little
over the years, you know.

Credit. All right.

And, if I wanted to try on the pants,
with which we had no problems,

And now there's this, which has a nondescript amount of work to make...

I will be with you in a moment! "That's good, I think.

Yes, ma'am, can I help you?

Good morning.
I would like to order some clothes

Of course, ma'am, have a seat.

You have, before, made suits
for this gentleman

but now lives outside.

I see.

I took your measurements.

I do not know if they're okay.

Let me see.

Oh, yes. Yes,
are more than adequate.

Uh, could we know the name of the lord?

Burgess.

I seem to remember that we had, uh...

We had two Mr. Burgesses.

This, I have, is Mr.Burguess, G.

How is Mr Burgess?

Fatter, I see.

He was one of our more colorful customers.

Too little color in our drab lives these days

Mr Guy liked this pattern.

It's a... It's a tough fabric.

Their costumes always suffered
enough punishment.

I hope, that you have been useful

Oh, yes, they have been.

I love to hear it.

Always getting scratches.Mr Guy.

And your name is?

Browne.

No discretion is needed here, ma'am

No, truly.

My diculpas.

And this is the address?

We put some of us
in these suits,

that is our loyalty.

And mum's the word.

Mum is always the word here, madam.

Moscow or Maidenhead,
mum is always the word.

Baldwin, Brooks...

Burgess...

Burgess, Burgess, Burgess,

Burgess.

No.

"I'll call you later." "Burgess, Burgess, Burgess.

5807.

Well, if I wanted to follow the
bowels of the Earth.

We'll see what we can find.

5807...

This is Mr. Burguess
who got into hot water.

George!

Yes.

5807... 5807...

It's a cemetery.

On the contrary, ma'am, they are all very alive and kicking

5807...

From time to time we make
a small bonfire.

George, 5807.

Ah, excuse me, sir.

Well, it's far away.

I thought I would never ask for others.

George is quite inconsiderate.

Here it is.

GB.

Great Britain.

I wish I had told her
in due time,

I would have liked to have seen the old thing again.

Well, he wanted me to take him to eat.

- Oh! "Give me a check."

Oh!

I'm not sure I should
charge it.

Oh, for Guy.

Did you have a problem
to send the goods?

Oh, no, no, no.

No one moved a tab,
why should they?

Everything has been sent.

Only now she has written
asking for some pajamas

- Hmm? "Look."

- Adios, Mario. "Bye, madam.

What I really need, really,
the only thing is pajamas.

Rations that can not sleep late,
in fact, are not made for that purpose.

What I would like are four pairs...

Oh!

fairly flat,
and of these two colors.

And finally my set will be complete.

and I will look like a real agent,
again.

What?

and I will look like a real gentleman,
again

Oh.

Well, I think pajamas are going to be the end.

Otherwise
the little Dolly

will be betraying, betraying, betraying
until the cows come home.

Or until the revolution comes.

I'm afraid this gentleman does not have
already an account with us, ma'am

His account was closed. "I know, but he wants to open it again."

I'm afraid that's impossible.

Why?
- Well...

We send pajamas to the royal family.

So?

The gentleman is a traitor, Madame.

So? Must traitors sleep on a cloth?

Sorry. We have to trace the line
somewhere.

Well, why there?

Suppose someone commits
adultery in your precious pajamas

And I imagine it has occurred?

What happens when he orders
his next pair of jim-jams?

Is it sorry, no can do?

- I'm very sorry.
- She says the whole time she's sorry!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

You were quite happy to satisfy this man

when he was one of the most
notorious buggers in London!

And a drunk on offer.

Oh, yes. But then it was someone in the
Foreign Office.

A little red pipe on the sleeve,
Mr Burguess?.Of course.

A discreet initials in the pocket,
Mr Burguess?.Oh, yes, certainly.

And if there's anything else you need,
Mr Burgess,

We would be very happy to lower your pants
striped

and make them!

But not anymore.

Look, ma'am, I do not know why
is doing this for him.

But as far as we are concerned,

Mr Burgess is a client
with whom we have finished.

Ours is a respectable firm..

Highly respectable!

It’s pricks like you that
make me understand why he went!

Thank God I'm not English!

In fact, lady, our signature
is not English either, in origin

Oh? What nationality is it?

Hungarian.

I see.

Well, you can not resist buying an old Eaton tie.

Cash, of course.

It is for the mother of the Archbishop
of Canterbury

# That he is an Englishman!

*# That he is an Englishman!

*# For he might have been a Roosian,

*#A French, or Turk, or Proosian,

*# Or perhaps Itali-an!

*# But in spite of all temptations

*# to belong to other nations,

*# He remains an Englishman!

*# He remains an Englishman!

*# For in spite of all temptations

*# to belong to other nations,

*# He remains an Englishman!

*# For he himself has said it,

*# And it's greatly to his credit,

*# That he is an Englishman!

*# That he is an Englishman!