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LAST FRIDAY NIGHT *SPOOF* KATY PERRY

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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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    [alarm buzzing]
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    [parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry]
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    -There's a black guy in my bed
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    There's a ringing in my head
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    Empty bottles on the floor
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    A tied-up dead Asian whore
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    I should probably take a bath
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    Put some ointment on my rash
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    Is there a piercing on my twat
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    I don't remember getting that
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    Pictures of last night
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    Ended up online of me nude
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    Retweet
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    Who's that Mexican
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    Did I get hitched again
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    Oh, no
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    -Sí.
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    -Last Sunday night
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    There, we drank until we dropped
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    Neighbors trying to call the cops
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    But no one can make us stop
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    Last Sunday night
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    Naked tennis in the park
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    Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart
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    Yeah, that wasn't very smart
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    Last Sunday night
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    Emo kids were getting crunk
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    Trampoline when we were drunk
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    Ended up not being fun
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    Last Sunday night
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    Getting Tasered by the cops
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    Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa
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    But this Sunday night
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    Do it all again
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    But this Sunday night
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    Do it all again
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    This Sunday night
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    TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS
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    TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS!
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    Last Sunday night
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    Pin the penis on the whore
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    By the fire, making s'mores
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    Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor
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    Last Sunday night
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    Got my hand stuck in a drain
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    Never been in so much pain
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    Even Paris Hilton came
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    Last Sunday night
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    Pool was full of chocolate milk
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    Perfect for a lesbo-fight
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    Tellin' racist jokes all night
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    Last Sunday night
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    Yeah, I think we went too far
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    Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa
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    But this Sunday night
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    Do it all again
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    -Yeah!
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    [all cheering]
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    -Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch.
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    So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend,
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    what do you do on yours?
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    Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know.
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    So, I hope you guys liked that video.
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    It was so much fun to make.
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    I hope it was fun to watch.
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    And I couldn't have done it without David Choi.
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    He's the one who created the music.
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    And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch,
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    who directed the video.
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    And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday
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    and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you.
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    [both yell]
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    [yelling in slow motion]
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    -[cracks up]
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    -And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys.
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    Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this.
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    And I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
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    All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week.
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    -Last Sunday night
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    There, we drank until we dropped
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    -It's Paris.
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    Want to hook up?
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    -Umm, is that cocaine on your face?
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    -Cocaine? No.
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    It's umm, ChapStick.
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    So, do you want a Dirty Paris?
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    -What's a Dirty Paris?
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    -Sniff.
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    -[sniffs]
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    -Oh, yeah.
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    -[groans]
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    -I'd fuck him.
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    -Do it all again
Title:
LAST FRIDAY NIGHT *SPOOF* KATY PERRY
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