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Annoying Orange: Annoying Valentines

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    -"For a friend, you're quite a find.
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    Hope you'll be my Valentine"?
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    Hey! I'm not a find!
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    -Ah, don't be so modest.
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    Happy Valentine's Day, Orange.
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    -Yay! Now read mine!
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    -"Hey Lil Apple,
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    I bet it must be hard
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    reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!"
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    Uhh...
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    Thanks, Orange.
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    -You're welcome.
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    Hey, read yours, Pear.
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    -"Sometimes you're like an apple,
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    sometimes you're like a pear,
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    either way it goes,
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    you still don't have any hair."
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    -[laughs] You're a chrome-dome.
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    -Is that your idea of a Valentine?
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    -Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn.
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    -Hey fluffy face,
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    you're made of sugar,
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    so how come when you sneeze,
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    you still blow out boogers?"
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    [giggles]
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    You're tickling me with words.
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    -Orange, you're doing it wrong.
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    Do you even understand what this day means?
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    -Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card.
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    -Yeah, good feelings.
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    Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--"
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    -A midget? [laughs]
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    -[groans]
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    -See? I know all about Valentine's Day.
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    And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs.
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    -Yay!
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    -No, that's not even--
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    Wow, I don't even know where to start.
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    -With a Valentine.
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    Geez, someone's slow today.
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    -Okay, Orange, let's try this.
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    See Passion over there?
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    -Hi, Orange.
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    -Whoa! Hey, Passion.
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    -Remember, it's Valentine's Day.
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    Try to say something nice.
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    -Umm... hey, Passion.
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    -Yes, Orange?
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    -Roses are red,
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    violets are blue,
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    you look like an angel...
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    -Yes?
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    -That belongs in the zoo.
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    [laughs] Ow!
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    -That's for making fun of my costume.
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    -Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs]
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    -Well, maybe if you'd say something nice.
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    -What? It's better than what I was gonna say.
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    -What's that?
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    -Hey you, dressed like Cupid,
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    don't you know you look so stupid?
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    [laughs] Ow!
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    -I'm not deaf, you know.
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    -That's it, I quit.
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    I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow.
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    -What?
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    -Huh?
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    -Yay! I love groundhogs!
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    -Look, you just need practice.
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    Why don't you talk to that grape over there?
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    -Hi, hi Orange.
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    -Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs]
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    -No, Orange.
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    Just say something nice to him.
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    No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean.
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    -Okay, you can do this, Orange.
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    Say something nice.
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    [groans]
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    [gulps] Umm...
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    Umm...
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    Hey!
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    -What? What is it, Orange?
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    -Happy Valentine's Day...
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    -[sighs in relief]
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    -Knife!
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    [slice!]
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    -Whoa!
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    -Hey, thanks Orange.
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    Oh, crap.
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    I did it again.
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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    -Ow!
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    -Whoops.
Title:
Annoying Orange: Annoying Valentines
Description:

Annoying Orange: Valentines Sitcom

Orange celebrates Valentines...by annoying the crap out of everyone.

SITCOM VERSION: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJnltYbiyY

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CREATED by DANEBOE: http://youtube.com/daneboe
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:57
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