Cord & Tish (Will Ferrell & Molly Shannon) Preview the Royal Wedding

-We are all excited,

because it's your
first time visiting here.

But you must be excited --

it's almost time
for the royal wedding.

-Yes! Oh.
-I mean, this is big-time.

-It is huge.
It is huge.

-We are really
looking forward to it, yes.

-Have you traveled
overseas before?

-Well, actually, I go to Tuscany
every year on a girls trip

with all my mom friends,

and we just
talk about our husbands,

drink wine, eat pasta.

But Cord has --
-I've only been to Europe once.

[ Laughter ]

I was in Toronto.
[ Laughter ]

And -- Jimmy, have you
been to Toronto before?

-Uh, yeah.
-Whoa! Whoa!

[ Laughter ]

What a whirlwind!

The language differences,
the signs, the pushy people,

the funny currency.

I was, like, "I'm good.

Get me back across the pond
and back over to the U.S."

[ Laughter and applause ]

So that's been
my one experience.

-Across the pond,
yeah, absolutely.

Oh, my gosh.

-But we are excited
about London.

-You are.
-Very excited.

-In fact, two weeks ago,
Tish and I committed

to being on London time
just to be prepared.

So, we're currently
on London time.

We're exhausted right now.
-Yes.

[ Laughter ]

-What time is it right now?

-It's 4:30 in the morning.
[ Laughter ]

-Oh, my goodness!
That's good training.

-To get prepped
for the time change.

-Get ready for the time change.
-Yeah, and you'll be ready.

And you -- you think
you'll enjoy London?

You think that'll be fun?

-Oh, I'm really
looking forward to it.

-You are, yeah.
-So much history.

There's so much history.
It's an old city, Jimmy.

[ Laughter ]

-There are --
-Sorry.

-There are castles.
-I know, yeah.

-They use the same --
I'm looking --

'Cause they use
the same money that we do,

so I won't be as confused.

[ Laughter ]

-It makes it simpler.
-Yes.

-Yeah.
Uh...

[ Laughter ]

-Are you guys --

Sorry, I was just thinking
of an old joke.

I was laughing --

-Do you like old jokes, Jimmy?

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah, they make me
laugh sometimes.

Are you guys romantics at heart?

I mean, you've been married
for a long time.

Your husband --

-I've been happily married
for 30 years.

I'm my husband's wife.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Cord, Cord.

Cord, it's a bit close
to your microphone.

You're clapping a bit close
to the microphone there.

-And I have to say
that we had --

We've had a beautiful union,
but my --

I do not have fond memories
of my wedding day.

Unfortunately, we hired
my husband's -- Brent's brother

to be our wedding photographer,
and he did a terrible job.

-Oh, it's terrible.
-It's a mistake to go cheap.

-You pay --
You get what you pay --

You pay what you get for?
You get what you pay for.

-You get what you pay for.
-Yeah.

-Every picture was low angles,
unflattering shots.

I'm so mad.

I can't even look
at the doggone wedding book.

-Cord was there.
-I was there.

I saw it all.
I couldn't --

I didn't want
to ruin her big day.

-You didn't.
-Yeah, no.

-But I was like, "These photos
are gonna be nasty."

[ Laughter ]

-Who did you whisper that to?
-Myself.

-Oh, my God.
Are you -- Are you --

-I'm single by choice.

-Oh, you are single --
-I'm single by choice.

-You are single by choice.
-And it's by choice.

It's a choice, okay?
-Whoo!

-Thank you.
Single by choice, right?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes!

So, I'm single by choice.
-You are, yeah.

-It doesn't mean that
it's not gonna happen for me.

-But I respect a woman's choice
to not want to go out with me.

[ Laughter ]

-Well, uh, you can tell --

Part of your research --
[ Light laughter ]

Part of your research,
you've been watching the --

[ Laughter ]

Part of your research,
you've been watching

the Lifetime --

[ Laughter ]

-You've been watching
the Lifetime --

as part of your research,
the Lifetime movie

on Harry and Meghan.
[ Laughs ]

"A Royal Romance,"
and that is --

-And, Jimmy -- And, Jimmy,
this Lifetime movie

was so good,
that I really wish I --

As a royal fanatic,
I wish I could've seen it

in a movie theater.
It was so good.

-You want to see this TV --

-I would like to see it
in a theater.

-A Lifetime movie,
you want to see it in a --

-I thought it was a documentary.

That's how real it was.
[ Laughter ]

-They cast...
-Look at the casting!

-...the people to look so much
like the real Harry and Meghan.

It's almost as if Harry and
Meghan were in the movie.

-You thought --
No, you knew they were actors.

-Why does
"Avengers: Infinity War"

have to be on every screen,
you know?

Have "Harry & Meghan,"
Lifetime movie.

Put it in theaters now.
There's still time.

The wedding's not till Saturday.
-Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-The wedding's
not till Saturday, Jimmy.

-No, I heard you, yes.
-Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-Tim Meadows is going to be back
as your correspondent.

-Oh!
-Oh!

[ Laughter ]

-When I hear his name,
I just laugh.

He is such a goof!

Tim Meadows
from "Saturday Night Live."

-Tim Meadows
from "Saturday Night Live."

-Oh, with his skits.

And you, Jimmy --
you were on the show.

How did you keep
a straight face?

You all must've --

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

-I did, I always did.

-You did not
keep a straight face.

-I always -- that's so funny,
'cause I always --

I was known as the Ice Man.

I always -- I would never crack,
and never break.

Yeah, but I had so much fun.
-So much fun.

That show must just be
a barrel of laughs.

[ Laughter ]
-"Saturday Night Live"?

-"Saturday Night Live."
-It was really, really fun.

-"Saturday Night Live"?

-"Saturday Night Live."

-I've been always
saying "Saturday Night Alive."

[ Laughter ]

No, I'm not trying
to be funny here.

'Cause I thought --
[ Laughter ]

No, 'cause I thought it was,

like, "Saturday night,
and feel alive!"

That's what I thought
they were trying to say.

-"Saturday Night Alive."

Yeah, it was always --
Saturday Night --

-What do you say now?
[ Light laughter ]

-Saturday -- I said,
"Saturday Night Alive,"

because that's how --
-Okay, that's what -- yes.

-No, you're not going cra--

But I was saying,
"Saturday Night, uh, Live."

-"Saturday Night Live."
You paused, okay.

-"SNL."
-Yeah.

Did you hear
the Yanny-Laurel thing?

Did you hear that earlier?
There was a thing.

-Everyone's talking
about that, right?

-Yes, I've heard --
I have not heard it.

-We haven't heard it, yeah.

-Do we have it?
Can you play it?

-Laurel.

-Yeah, what do you --
-I heard Laurel.

-You did?
-Yes.

-You heard Laurel?
-"Laurel," yes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Cord -- Cord, what did you hear?

-Can you play it again?

-Laurel.

-I hear, "What's up?"
from the Budweiser frogs.

[ Laughter ]

I'm a huge fan
of the Budweiser frogs.

-They're bringing them back.
The Budweiser frogs are back.

-I hear, "What's up?"
[ Laughter ]

So I don't hear
Laurel or Yanny.

-I'm not sure if the Budweiser
frogs said, "What's up?"

-No, I heard a distinct
"What's up?"

-No, I understand.
I understand that.

But I think the Budweiser frogs
is Bud-weis-er.

-What is the Laurel --
What is it proving?

That people --
That some people are crazy?

[ Laughter ]

-I don't know.
I didn't invent it.

It was something
that people are doing, and I --

Anyway, I got off subject.

-It is interesting, though.

[ Laughter ]

-You're bringing a gift --

You're bringing a gift
for the --

-We are, yes.
-For the royal --

-For little baby Louis.
-Little baby Louis.

-We have a gift.
-He's a month old.

-We have to figure out a way
to get this gift to baby Louis.

-Because we don't have any
contact with the Royal Family.

[ Laughter ]

But this is what
we want to give him.

-Okay, you want
to give him this.

Now this is a little...
[ Audience "Awws" ]

-Yes. I know, right?
-It's so beautiful.

-It's a tiny crown,
and it's a little royal scepter.

-This is for the baby.
-This is for the baby.

He's a month old.

And a beautiful necklace.

[ Laughter ]
What a beautiful thing --

-So he can hold it and be like,

"I'm the King of England
one day.

[ Laughter ]

"I'll be the King of England
one day."

-That's what he might say.
-I'm not good at accents.

-No, no, you are.
-No, he is not.

-Is that real jewels?
Is it?

-These are not.
These are costume jewelry.

I, um -- I was using them.

I raise Basset Hounds.

[ Laughter ]

I raised champion Basset Hounds,

and I had posed them
in a royal setting,

so these were on my dogs.
[ Laughter ]

I had to fix them to my dogs.

-And now you're
gonna offer them --

-And now we're offering
them up to the royal baby.

-Yes.
-So these are --

These are things
used by Basset Hounds?

-And we just need some sort of
entry onto the royal grounds.

And we just need 15 or
20 minutes just to give them --

present them to him
in an official way.

-Quick.
-Quick and easy.

-Well, I know that it's early
in the morning for you guys.

It's about quarter to 5:00.
-We're exhausted.

[ Laughter ]

-But I heard that you were
working on a song, maybe,

and we'll talk about this
when we come back.

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