Falafel Song

Wait, you're telling me you've never heard of falafel?!

Whaaat?

One second

Everybody eat a falafel

It does never ever taste aweful

Everybody's head's gonna bobble

When they put in their mouth falafel

Hey baby have I seen you around?

Maybe you're not from this part of town

You remind of falafel, what, don't turn around

It's just because you're both hot and brown

Yes you look good, a real hot lady

You and falafel drive me crazy

Let's go on a date right now baby

Don't make me wait, I'm not Kuwaiti

You say Faleifal, I say Falafel

You eat potato, its taste is aweful

Like a tomato but you must marvel

At the tastiness of falafel

In a pita pocket or pitter patter

Fried or crispy, I'm getting fatter

In a sandwich or in a platter

Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter

If you had 3 wishes from a Jinni

You won't be wishing for a panini

And not chiken, huh, tetrazini

Just falafel with some tahini

Other places you won't go

Eat falafel and you'll just want more

Just a little brown rock, you won't let go

It's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw

Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you

Tasty rocks yeah, I'm gonna bite you

Eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to

Don't like falafel? You must be white dude

Everybody eat a falafel

It does never ever taste aweful

Everybody's head's gonna bobble

When they put in their mouth falafel

Well there's four food groups, you know it man

But did you know falafel's two of them?

Put one in your mouth and you chew it, then

Put another one in, you can do it man

Falafel is my favorite food

Eat it and I'm in a real good mood

If I could eat it any time I would

It's like Cleveland, except these browns are good

Meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach

Because it is the home of the nuggets

Got falafel? Yes, but where to put it?

Put it in your mouth and then you shut it

Itching for a falafal morsel

Hit the kitchen go through the door so

Eat falafel and then you eat more so

Get falafel up in your torso

I'd like to have a child, I pray

I'd like to have a boy someday

But if he's made of falafel, oh you'd say

I'd have a real tough choice to make

No price on falafel? We can't have that

Tell the cashier that they have to tag that

Tell the bag boy that he has to bag that

Tell your bag mom and tell your Baghdad

Men love falafel, don't you know?

That's because it helps your mustache grow

And women voted it number 1 meal to go

Can you believe it? Somebody lets them vote

So be the envy of your peers

Eating plenty of these spheres

If you need a recipe, well here's one

you can use for years and years 'cause

Everybody eat a falafel

It does never ever taste aweful

Everybody's head's gonna bobble

When they put in their mouth falafel