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Fighting Subtitles and Thinning Hair

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    I'm Volke Eisenach and today I want to
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    about a very important subject.
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    Where are the subtitles?
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    Hello...? There are supposed to be subtitles
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    Thank you.
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    Are you ready?
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    Good.
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    Sorry!
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    I want to talk to you about a very important subject.
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    That, that is not what I said.
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    No, no no, could you just print what I'm saying?
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    No no.
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    Yeah but you are subtitles and your job is to print
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    the stuff I am saying.
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    No, no. Don't make up your own mind,
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    just keep translating.
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    No no, keep translating.
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    Yeah but your subtitles!
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    Because your subtitles.
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    There's no thing like the subtitles union!
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    Please believe me.
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    There's not.
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    Could you stop!
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    No could you just stop because I have to go...
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    Stop it!
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    Ok, I'm sorry. [???] Let's start again.
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    I'm Volke Eisenach
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    Yeah, that's my name I know
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    I know but, that's my name and please
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    stop!
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    You stop it! And I keep going
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    Ok.
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    Noo!
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    Nooo!
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    Because...
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    Because your not in charge!
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    Yes! Yes, I'm sorry
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    Thank you!
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    Thank you.
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    Yeah.
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    No, could you stop? Please stop it
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    I mean, your going too far!
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    No it's not thinning!
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    No it's not! I mean it's just genetics.
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    I like it.
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    Yes I do!
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    No, no no!
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    No please.
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    Come on!
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    I mean we could do it another time
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    Not today.
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    No, definetley not today
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    [whispers] I'm sorry!
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    No, Ok, listen.
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    Guys stop it. Ok.
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    If you don't stop we can't go on.
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    Because it's just completely subtitles nightmare
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    Yeah but that's not the thing I want to....
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    No.
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    Ok.
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    Ok if you... ok!
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    So then do your job!
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    But no.
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    No..
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    No!
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    No, I'm sorry I'm leaving.
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    I've had enough.
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    Hello, no! No, no no no!
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    I've told you it's not thinning
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    it's genetics!
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    No it's not.
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    It's not.
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    Ok.
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    Ok, please.
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    Yeah, ok, keep going.
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    I don't care.
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    Um, could you just ignore them
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    and um, maybe it's a good idea
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    if you just watch a different video
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    for the moment.
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    and er, I'll get rid of the subtitles somehow!
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    and um...
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    Stop it!
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    and um...
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    No your not doing...
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    No, no your not doing that!
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    Ok.
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    Er, see you.
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    See you next time.
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    I'm Volke Eisenach and today.... oh.
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    [coughs]
Title:
Fighting Subtitles and Thinning Hair
Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:17

English subtitles

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