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Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy

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    -Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time.
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    -I've already told you like a thousand times.
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    Why don't you believe me?
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    -Well, you are...you know...
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    -A ginger?
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    -Yeah.
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    -Well, gingers have souls.
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    -Nuh-uh.
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    -Do so.
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    -Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.
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    -Ginger!
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    -No.
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    -Yes!
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    -No.
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    -No? What do you mean, no?
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    -Who said that?
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    -Hold on, I gotta take this.
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    What's going on, Pear?
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    -This stupid game isn't working.
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    It's not giving me a Yahtzee.
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    -That's not Yahtzee.
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    -It's not?
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    -No, it's Scrabble.
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    -It's not Scrabble, Orange.
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    -It isn't chess, is it?
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    -Is it Connect Four?
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    -Connect Four? Really?
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    -It kind of looks like Connect Four.
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    -It's not Connect Four!
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    -It's got to be chutes and ladders.
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    -No.
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    -Ooh, I know, it's checkers.
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    -No, it's not.
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    -Jenga?
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    -No, it's not Jenga.
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    -Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger.
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    Hey, hey Ginger.
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    -Hey, dudes.
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    This, umm, isn't what it looks like.
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    [both scream]
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    -No more Mr. Knife Guy
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    Now he's real slick
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    He's got steel
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    -Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy.
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    -Yeah, tell that to Ginger.
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    -Is that who this was?
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    Man, poor little fellow was really juicy.
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    -Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul.
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    [laughs]
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    -What are you talking about?
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    The dude was here and now he's not.
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    That's awful!
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    -Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs]
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    -Dude, that is not funny.
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    -You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs]
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    -I know what this looks like,
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    but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.
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    -Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs]
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    -I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife.
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    Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half.
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    Do you know what that's like?
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    -Umm...
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    -This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat.
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    It was awful.
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    -Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs]
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    -What's so funny about that?
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    -I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs]
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    -Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.
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    -If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what?
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    -Barium.
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    -Very good.
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    No more easy ones, guys.
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    Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...
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    -Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs]
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    -Dull? Who said I'm dull?
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    -I did, just now.
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    -Not so loud man.
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    Do you know what happens to a dull knife?
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    -He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs]
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    -No, dude.
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    He gets a little visit from...
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    the Sharpener!
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    -Ooh, is he like the Equalizer?
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    -No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock...
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    and you know what he does?
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    -He sharpens little fools like you.
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    -Who said that?
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    -Wasn't me.
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    -Me either.
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    Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee.
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    -It wasn't me!
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    -What about him?
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    -No.
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    -Sharpener.
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    -Not again!
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    -What's wrong, little guy?
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    Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way?
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    -No!
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    -Whoa!
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    [Sharpener laughs, Knife screams]
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    That guy really know how to make a point.
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    [laughs]
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    Ooh, ow.
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    -Now that was a close shave. [cackles]
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    -Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez.
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    -Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.
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    -Hey, what's goin' on, Pear?
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    -I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.
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    Whoa, what the--
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    G-I-N-G--
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    Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga."
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    [warping music]
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    What's going on?
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    -See? I told you gingers have souls.
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    Suck it, Orange!
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    [Orange and Pear scream]
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    [No More Mr. Knife Guy playing]
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy
Video Language:
English
Cristal Foulop edited English subtitles for Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy Mar 13, 2015, 8:30 PM

English subtitles

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  • Revision 2 Edited
    Cristal Foulop Mar 13, 2015, 8:30 PM
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