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What if they Elected an Irish Pope?

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    I just don't think...
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    How's it going?
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    Hey
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    Who are you voting for?
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    What?
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    I can't tell you that
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    Cardinal Vincenzo
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    Vincenzo?
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    What?
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    He said he'd give me his gelato
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    for the rest of the conclave
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    You can't vote for him
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    Why not?
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    He's trying to bring back fish on Fridays
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    he loves fish
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    What?
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    Yeah
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    I hate fish
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    I know
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    and he's trying to extend Lent
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    by 3 days
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    He can't do that, can he?
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    I don't know
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    I'm going for Kowalsski
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    Ah he's a bit progressive
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    He's not progressive
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    He's trying to bring in those speedy prayers
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    oh what are they?
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    They're 5-second prayers
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    That's too short
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    He's trying to attract the Tik Tok generation
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    He's trying to put soft cushions
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    on the church pews
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    But the hard wooden benches we get rid of them
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    we're no better than the Protestants
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    I'm going to go for Cardinal Schroeder
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    Schroider?
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    Yeah
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    He wants to buy Manchester United
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    The football team?
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    All the other sovereigns are doing it
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    it's good for brand image
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    Hold on a second this is the same guy
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    who wants to un-excommunicate
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    Henry VIII
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    Yeah he's a maniac
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    He wants to restart that argument
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    with Galileo
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    i mean urgh
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    it was settled
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    it's done
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    Yeah
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    There's three of us right?
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    Okay
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    If we come together
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    Our vote is way more powerful
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    What are you saying?
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    Well...
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    There's never been
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    an Irish Pope
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    One of us?
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    Yeah i don't see why not
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    i already have a few ideas we could run on
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    Okay, like what?
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    Increasing the alcohol percentage
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    of the alter wine
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    Oh
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    Sunday morning mass
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    Starts at 11a.m
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    not 8:30
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    Nah that's way too early
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    it's a weekend day
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    come on
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    Yeah I'm wrecked
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    The communion wafer?
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    Uh-huh
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    Sure
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    it could be bread
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    Yeah
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    or
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    it could be
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    potato
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    You mean...?
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    Crisps?
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    Exactly
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    cheese and onion flavor
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    lads
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    they'll be queuing around the block
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    (hallelujah)
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    The only thing better than seeing an Irish Pope
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    would be seeing Foil Arms and Hog at Vicar Street
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    tonight, tomorrow night, the next night
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    or the 22nd and 23rd of May
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    not on Sunday
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    No God no
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    No no no no
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    but we are in Castlebar
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    and then we're heading over to Australia and New Zealand in June
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    Doomdah
Title:
What if they Elected an Irish Pope?
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Video Language:
English
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Duration:
02:18

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