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Abbott And Costello- Who's On First

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    {Applause} How do you like my long club Lou?
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    Hey all those people going to be at the game today?
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    Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game!
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    Well, It should be!
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    Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team.
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    Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager.
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    Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team
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    so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll
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    be able to saw hello to those people.
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    Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people.
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    They give them funny names though, Lou.
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    Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names.
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    Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first,
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    What's on second, I don't know's on third,
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    You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name?
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    I should.
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    Well then tell me the guy's name.
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    I say Who's on first, What's on second,
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    I don't know's on third.
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    You the manager?
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    Yes
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    You know the guy's name?
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    I'm telling you their names!
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    Well, who's on first? Yes.
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    Well then go ahead and tell me. Who?
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    The guy on first. Who!
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    The guy playing first base.
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    Who!
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    The guy on first
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    Who! Who is on first base.
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    What are you asking me for?
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    I'm asking you!
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    I'm not asking you, I'm telling you
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    You ain't telling me nothing.
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    I'm asking you who's on first?
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    That's it! Well go ahead and tell me.
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    Who! The guy on first base.
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    That's his name! That's whose name?
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    Yes, well then tell me.
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    That's the man's name!
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    Whose name?
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    Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me.
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    Who is on first?
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    What are you asking me for?
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    I'm asking you who's on first.
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    That's it.
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    Well go ahead and tell me.
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    Who?
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    The guy on first.
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    That's it.
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    What's the guy's name on first?
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    No, what's on second?
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    I'm not asking you who's on second!
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    Who's on first?
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    That's what I'm asking you.
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    Who's on first?
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    Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players.
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    I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question.
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    What's the guy's name on first base?
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    What's the guy's name on second base?
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    I'm not asking you who's on second!
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    Who is on first?
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    I don't know.
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    He's on third.
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    Now we're not talking about him.
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    Look. You got a first baseman?
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    Yes.
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    Then tell me the fella's name playing first.
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    Who.
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    They guy playing first.
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    That's his name.
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    Wait. What's the guy's name on first base?
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    "What" is the guy's name on second base.
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    Who's playing second?
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    Who's playing first.
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    I don't know
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    He's on third base. What's the matter with you?
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    Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to?
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    Every dollar of it.
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    Yeah. (Frustrated noise)
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    Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya?
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    Yeah
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    Does he give you a receipt?
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    Yes.
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    How does he sign the receipt?
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    Who.
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    The guy that you give the money to.
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    That's how he signs it.
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    That's how who signs it?
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    Yes.
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    Well go ahead and tell me.
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    That's him.
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    That's who?
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    Yes.
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    When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt?
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    He does, Lou.
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    Well, how does he sign his name?
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    Who.
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    The guy you give the receipt!
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    The guy who signs it signs it "Who."
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    You. You dope.
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    Now take it easy
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    You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt.
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    No. Who signs it.
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    What are you asking me for?
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    I'm not asking you I'm telling you.
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    Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base?
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    Now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
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    Who signs his own receipt.
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    No. Who signs his.
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    I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
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    Who.
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    To you.
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    That's how it looks.
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    How does it look to you?
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    Who
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    To you?
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    WHO
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    To you?
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    WHO
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    Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
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    Now that's how it looks. WHO.
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    I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to?
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    WHO. After all, the man's entitled to it.
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    Who is?
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    Yes.
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    Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
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    Who's wife?
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    Yeah. Sure.
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    All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base.
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    What is on second base.
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    I'm not asking you who's on second.
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    Who's on first.
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    I don't know
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    He's on Th-
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    Third base. I know that.
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    You got and outfield?
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    Sure.
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    What's the Left Fielder's name?
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    Why.
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    I just thought I'd ask you.
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    Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
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    The left Fielder's name?
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    Why.
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    Hmm. BECAUSE
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    Nah. He's Center Field.
Title:
Abbott And Costello- Who's On First
Description:

Abbott and Costello's most famous skit "Who's on First?"
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Video Language:
English
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Duration:
06:10

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