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-A record number of Americans
are considering moving overseas.
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Here with a pitch for Americans
to move to Australia
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are Bridgette and Paula Powers,
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those Australian twins
who talk in unison on the news.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-[ Together ] G'day, Colin.
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It's so nice to be here
in New York City.
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-[ Laughs ] Yeah, so --
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so why should Americans move
to Australia?
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-Australia is
a gorgeous island nation,
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and we have more Hemsworth
than people.
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[ Laughing ]
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That's a joke.
Don't write that down.
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-I wasn't going to.
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So you two
are basically the same person?
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-No, we're totally different
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because her favorite food is
Vegemite,
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and I only date Black guys.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Wait, sorry.
Who likes Vegemite?
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-Her.
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-And who only dates
Black guys?
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-I do!
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-All right, well,
I've learned nothing.
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Can I ask, why do you talk
at the same time?
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-Well, we're very connected
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because we were born
at the exact same time.
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The doctor was like, "Uh-oh,
they're coming out together."
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And our mum was like,
"Get them out of me!"
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And the man at the vending
machine was like,
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"Hmm.
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I think I want Doritos.
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But Doritos give me gas...
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-...in my --
-[ Imitates fart ]
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-[ Imitates fart ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Okay. I guess now I just want
to kind of test this out.
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Say the first word
that comes to your mind.
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-Colostomy.
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-Okay. Three -- three dream
dinner-party guests.
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-Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado,
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Ginny Weasley.
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-So two "Harry Potter"
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characters and the woman
who sang "I'm Like a Bird."
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-Dream blunt rotation.
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That's a joke.
Don't write that down.
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-Pencil is nowhere
near the paper.
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm not writing
any of this down.
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Yeah. What's going on?
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-Look, Colin, the point is,
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American should
be stoked to move to Australia.
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They're so similar.
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They're even basically
spelled the same.
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A. O. R.
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Me-me. P.
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-Okay. You guys...
-Q. R.
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-You're just saying letters.
-L.
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-You're just saying letters.
-T. L.
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-You're not spelling anything.
I think that you need to go.
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-Wait, wait, Colin! Wait!
-What?
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-You haven't even met
our brother, Liam.
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-You have a brother?
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-[ Together] Wow!
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We love "SNL."
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You know, in Australia,
our "SNL"
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is called an "LNS."
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-That cannot be true.
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-Yes, it is.
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It stands for
"Late Night from Sydney."
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[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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So now...
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live from this toilet, it's...
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[ Growling ]
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-Really good, you guys.
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From your accents, I can't tell
which part of Australia
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Liam is from.
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The Australian triplets,
everyone!
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-Bye!
