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- [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen...
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(slam)
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(Bread laughs/coughs)
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- [Banana] We got 'em.
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- [Bread] Wwwhat?
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(Banana laughs)
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- [Bread] You've asked for it.
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It is here.
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- [Banana] Alright.
To give you a brief overview...
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there's a bomb.
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You have to complete the modules.
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You don't wanna get strikes.
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And that's about it.
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- [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up.
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- [Banana] Don't blow up.
- [Bread] Basically... yeah.
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Pivotal rule.
- [Banana] I gotta keep talking.
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Or...
- [Bread] Or...
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Or nobody explodes?
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- [Banana] "Keep Talking And
Nobody Explodes"
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- [Bread] Ah okay, my bad.
- [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking
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Or nobody explodes, like wait...
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I have a choice here. Hold on.
- [Bread] We- we would kill people.
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- [Banana] Yeah.
- [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever.
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And for visual pleasure,
cause I'm not closing this book again,
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just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4
right there.
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(Bread laughs)
- [Banana] Alright, we're ready.
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(Bread burps)
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- [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready.
- [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude.
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- [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb"
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- [Banana] The First Bomb?
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- [Bread] Are we ready?
- [Banana] Is there like levels?
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How does this work?
I've never opened the game.
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- [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere.
Let's just hope it doesn't end here too."
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Five minutes. Three modules.
Three strikes.
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- [Banana] Okay.
- [Bread] We have no best time.
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We'll just speedrun this sh*t?
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- [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna-
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We're gonna finish it
with a minute and ten seconds left.
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- [Bread] Okay!
- [Banana] Yeah.
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- [Bread] How many strikes?
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- [Banana] All of them.
(Both laugh)
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- [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes
only. You are not allowed to look at
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the Bomb Defusal Manual."
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- [Banana] Yep.
- [Bread] The computer's
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pretty perfectly normal
- [Banana] Yeah no.
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He- he can't see anything right now.
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What?
- [Bread] I'm in a dark room and
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it's 16:05.
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Okay, I can highlight stuff
but everything's black.
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(light on)
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(Bread gasps)
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- [Bread] The light turned on.
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(bomb beeping starts)
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It's going down.
Okay. Counting down
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- [Banana] There's a bomb?
- [Bread Yep.
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- [Banana] Alright. What are you looking
at right now? Do you see a timer?
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- [Bread] I'm seeing a timer.
There is also four symbols in the middle.
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The bottom left is like a smiley face
with a tongue.
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Uhh, there's like-
- [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape
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or is it like a normal square?
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- [Bread] It's a square.
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- [Banana] Jesus Christ.
Okay. There's symbols?
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- [Bread] Yes.
- [Banana] "On the subject of keypads,
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Only one combo below-" okay.
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Read off the-
is it- is it like-
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like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2.
- [Bread] Yeah.
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2 by 2.
- [Banana] Alright.
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What's- what's one of the symbols?
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- [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face
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- [Banana] Wait wait.
- [Bread] with the tongue out.
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- [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out.
Okay.
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- [Bread] Top right is a letter b
with a line through the like-
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the lowercase letter b with a line
through it.
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- [Banana] Okay so like an
upside down g.
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- [Bread] Nnnnnno.
- [Banana] Looks like a six.
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- [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah.
- [Banana] Okay.
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We got a six.
- [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an
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X with an I in it
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like the letter I.
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- [Banana] X with the letter I in it.
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- [Bread] And then...
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- [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X
with the letter I in it.
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- [Bread] It's like a fancy X
with the letter I in it
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or like an I with two... like parentheses
on either side.
