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i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch
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gotta hold on with my legs here
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another video started on my back porch, guys
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i know, what a shocker, but
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i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited
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Lofe pajama pants
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are now available
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we just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses
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we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know
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everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
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- a band?
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yeah, like a rock band
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oh, i thought you meant like a band, like
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a thousand dollar glasses
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nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go
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do you know?
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no, I don't know this park
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I've been here like twice
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you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
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yeah (laughing)
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can you climb trees?
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you ask if I can climb trees?
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- hell nah!
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excuse me?
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- you can't climb that, bro?
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can you climb?
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- that's easy
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what do you mean it's easy?
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- that shit easy as fuck
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you can't climb this?
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now they're talking shit (laughing)
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making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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do it
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- ain't no way, bruh
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damn
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- that's a real monkey
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he's got more upper body strength than me
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okay, man, we get it
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we get it, you guys can climb
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congratulations
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- you got your sweater dirty
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yeah, I know
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you ever play the license plate game?
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uh-uh. what's that?
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like, South Dakota
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you just punch someone
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when you find the license plate
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- yeah
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of a different state
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North Dakota (punches) Boom
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- what the fuck?
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how you doin?
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just wondering what this was?
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- we're doing like a movie screening
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- oh really?
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- yeah, yeah, yeah
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- what does that mean?
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- well, we're screening a movie
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- we can't have anybody filming over here
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- oh, he's not filming
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- yes, he is
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- that's a banana
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(laughter)
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- I can call the security...
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no, no that's a banana
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...or you can go
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we were just asking
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I don't know why that was so funny
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we were having a civil conversation with him
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- this is the boss, so...
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you gotta listen to her
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you can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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yeah I can, she's the boss
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do you have any food I can buy off you first
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before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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can we just get some like water or something?
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- two minutes
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two minutes and we get water?
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no, no, no, no
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two minutes for you to leave
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before I call the park services
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does park service have guns?
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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he's gonna starve
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y'all wanna see him starve?
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I don't know them
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- what the fuck?
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I'm not with them
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he just threw us under the bus
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you know what, call the cops
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call them, call them on him
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call them on him
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he wants to turn his back on us
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we turn our back on him
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he looks like a Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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(singing)
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Nirvana?
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yeah, he look like one of them n*****
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(laughter)
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he looks good
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do I look good?
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you look great
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yo, the last time you kicked me
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bro, my leg got ()
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(laughing)
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why I let you do that
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oh God
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it actually hurt
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he didn't even flinch
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his actually hurt a little
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damn
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he's got some weight on me though
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see, see, bro, see?
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did that hurt?
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yes, bro
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just worried about you it gets unchy
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it gets what?
it gets unchy
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oh, my god!
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you kicked me in the ass, bro
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ok ok
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hey hey hey bro
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I can't believe Bill's still talking to them
like how much does he have to say?
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we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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