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Beefing With Taylor Swift Fans!

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    i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch
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    gotta hold on with my legs here
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    another video started on my back porch, guys
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    i know, what a shocker, but
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    i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited
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    Lofe pajama pants
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    are now available
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    we just dropped these
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    they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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    i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em
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    if you want a pair
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    go pick one up right now
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    they're only available at lofestore.com
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    bro you look fresh as hell right now
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    the glasses
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    we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know
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    everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
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    - a band?
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    yeah, like a rock band
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    oh, i thought you meant like a band, like
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    a thousand dollar glasses
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    nah, nah
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    I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go
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    do you know?
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    no, I don't know this park
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    I've been here like twice
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    you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
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    yeah (laughing)
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    can you climb trees?
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    - hell nah!
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    you ask if I can climb trees?
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    excuse me?
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    - you can't climb that, bro?
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    can you climb?
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    - that's easy
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    what do you mean it's easy?
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    - that shit easy as fuck
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    you can't climb this?
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    now they're talking shit (laughing)
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    making me wanna do it
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    I'll fucking break my neck
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    do it
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    - ain't no way, bruh
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    damn
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    - that's a real monkey
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    he's got more upper body strength than me
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    okay, man, we get it
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    we get it, you guys can climb
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    congratulations
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    - you got your sweater dirty
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    yeah, I know
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    you ever play the license plate game?
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    uh-uh. what's that?
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    like, South Dakota
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    you just punch someone
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    when you find the license plate
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    - yeah
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    of a different state
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    North Dakota (punches) Boom
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    - what the fuck?
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    how you doin?
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    just wondering what this was?
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    - we're doing like a movie screening
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    - oh really?
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    - yeah, yeah, yeah
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    - what does that mean?
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    - well, we're screening a movie
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    - we can't have anybody filming over here
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    - oh, he's not filming
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    - yes, he is
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    - that's a banana
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    (laughter)
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    - I can call the security...
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    no, no that's a banana
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    ...or you can go
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    we were just asking
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    I don't know why that was so funny
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    we were having a civil conversation with him
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    - this is the boss, so...
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    you gotta listen to her
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    you can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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    yeah I can, she's the boss
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    do you have any food I can buy off you first
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    before we go, though?
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    I'm starving
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    can we just get some like water or something?
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    - two minutes
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    two minutes and we get water?
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    no, no, no, no
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    two minutes for you to leave
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    before I call the park services
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    does park service have guns?
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    big boy, he needs to eat right here
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    he's gonna starve
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    y'all wanna see him starve?
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    I don't know them
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    - what the fuck?
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    I'm not with them
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    he just threw us under the bus
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    you know what, call the cops
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    call them, call them on him
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    call them on him
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    he wants to turn his back on us
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    we turn our back on him
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    he looks like a () six
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    kinda like a old school rocker
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    (singing)
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    Nirvana?
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    yeah, he look like one of them n*****
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    (laughter)
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    he looks good
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    do I look good?
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    you look great
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    yo, the last time you kicked me
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    bro, my leg got ()
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    (laughing)
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    why'd I let you do that
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    oh God
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    it actually hurt
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    he didn't even flinch
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    his actually hurt a little
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    damn
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    he's got some weight on me though
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    see, see, bro, see?
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    did that hurt?
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    yes, bro
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Beefing With Taylor Swift Fans!
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