Beefing With Taylor Swift Fans!

I feel like this wind is

about to blow me off the porch.

Gotta hold on with my legs here

Another video started on my back porch

guys, I know, what a shocker, but

I just wanted to announce to you that the

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We just dropped these

they got the Lofe logo on them right here

I know a lot of you guys have

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if you want a pair

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they're only available at lofestore.com

Bro you look fresh as hell right now

the glasses

we gotta become like a sunglasses,

like crew, you know,

everybody wears sunglasses, like a band

a band?

Yeah, like a rock band

oh I thought you

meant like a band like

a thousand dollar glasses

Nah, nah

I'm not gonna lie,

I have no idea where to go,

do you know?

you've been here twice,

but you don't know it?

Yeah (laughing)

Can you climb trees?

Hell no (Laughing)

Can you climb?

What do you mean it's easy?

You can't climb this?

Now they're talking shit

(Laughing)

Making me wanna do it

I'll fucking break my neck

Do it

- Ain't no way, bruh

Damn

He's got more upper body strength than me

Okay, man, we get it

We get it, you guys can climb

Congratulations

you got your sweater dirty

Yeah, I know

you ever play the

license plate

game?

Uh-uh. What's that?

like, South Dakota

You just punch someone

when you find the license plate,

- Yeah

of a different state?

North Dakota. Boom!

- What the fuck?

How you doin?

we're doing like a

movie screening

- Oh really?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah

what does that mean?

well we're screening

a movie

- Oh, he's not filming

- Yes, he is

- That's a banana

(Laughing)

- I can call the security,

No, no that's a banana.
– or you can go.
We just asking—

I dunno why that was so funny

We were having a civil
conversation with him

You can't switch up on us (inaudible)

Do you have any food

I can buy off

you first before we go, though?

I'm starving

big boy, he needs to eat right here

- Yeah, for real (inadible)

He's gonna starve

Y'all wanna see him starve?

- What the fuck?

He just threw us under the bus

You know what, call the cops

Call them, call them on him

Call them on him

- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is

He wants to turn his back on us

We turn our back on him

He looks like a Nikki Sixx

kinda like a old school rocker

(singing)

Nirvana?

(laughter)

You look great

Yo, the last time you kicked me

Bro, my leg down there went numb

(laughing)

I don't know why I let you do that

Oh God

It actually hurt

He didn't even flinch

His actually hurts a little bit

Damn!

He's got some weight on me though

See, see, bro, see?

Did that hurt?

Yes, bro

Just worried about you, it gets unchy

It gets what?

It gets unchy

Oh, my god!

You kicked me in the ass, bro

Ok, ok

Hey, hey, hey, bro

I can't believe Bill's still

talking to 'em,

like how much does he have to say?

Alright, we're going to wait over here

I don't have time for this buffoonery

Imagine there's an actual crime going down

they taking this long to get here

I did check that one

That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot

you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too

I'm parting the seas like Moses did

Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)

I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way

Aye, look it's working, it's working

(laughing)

There's a cop right there,

go up the trail!

You ate one of these?

Well, eat it again

- You can eat them

I didn't see

- She's insane

Are they good for you?

- Yeah

What is it?

It's a mustard plant

Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)

I'm not eating that

- It tastes good!

I don't trust wild flowers

Oh hell no

(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck

- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass

- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?

No, for you to eat that

For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much

No

You know, some black pepper and salt

You're gonna get a disease and die

(heavy breathing)

I just realized we're going up the hill

Why're we doing this
(laughs)

We all brought really good hiking shoes

too, as you can tell

I'm like gasping for air,

I've walked up like barely a block

Not all of us are conditioned like you

Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you

(laughs)
They're calling about our car

It was at this moment that he knew,

he fucked up

Wait what're they saying?

We cant park there?

Try one of these?

- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?

Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)

It is. I didnt even see that

You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?

The mustard plant

- Oh
You want one?

You're on mushrooms?

How's it going?

He's on the magic shrooms

I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind

I can't read

Oh hes blind too

- Yeah

He tried to get Lasik and it failed

No balls, you rip the ticket

You will?

Why're you giving us a ticket though,

if we're already by the car?

We were just about to leave

Well you're stopped here

Thats your truck right there, right?

They're allowed to stop here but we can't?

Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket

I can't pay for a ticket

Bro, I can't afford a ticket

I cant afford a ticket, sir

Sir

Sir

I spent my last two hundred on a hooker

Please, please don't give me a ticket

Please, don't give us a ticket sir

Sir

Please

What do you want?

Sir, imma be homeless

if I have to pay this ticket

I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please

Please

(fake crying)

Sir

Please sir

I can't pay for a ticket

No

Please

Sir

(fake crying)

I was acting like a tough guy,

but I'm really not

(fake crying)

Sir

Please, sir

Please, sir

I'm on my knees, sir

Don't give us a ticket!

Please!

Please!

Fuck!

It's not expensive though, right?

Please!

It's not expensive though, right?

uhh $63

God Damn!

I can't afford $63!

That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir

63??

You think I'm Jeff Bezos?

Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass

on Fortnite

What do you expect me to do

Now that I can't afford a battle pass?

Not buy it

That's not an option

Look at Melanie talking to the cops

She's trying to get us out of this.

Hey are you on their side?

Traitor!

They don't make it clear

I mean I take it very seriously

I really do

I seek to abide by the rules

Oh but that's not a good idea

Ay ay preach it!

You're getting a lot of people mad over here

With these signs

They can't read the signs

I'm Furious!

I'm enraged right now

He has the audacity to give me a ticket

when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass from Fortnite.

Can you believe it?

You're making it worse

I agree, should we start a petition?

Dude you're trying to discard the evidence

The sign was pointed that way

Look how many people got tickets

they're all over here protesting

He got a ticket

He got a ticket

He got a ticket

They get you too?

This is ridiculous

I am enraged right now!

I am absolutely...

AHHHHH

NO

COME BACK!

$63

Yea, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?

You got a ticket?

yea

You gonna pay?

Nah man

Alright

No picture, I'm just kidding

Thank you man, appreciate it

You started crying like aggressively

Bruh I lost it

cough cough

I was screaming to protest the ticket

got me

oh my god

I thought he was going to say $200

So he said $63 I was like,

That's not that much

I just pretended like it was

I guess we're eating Pho. Sweet

How y'all doing?

Alright so my boy David Kushner

has a concert tonight in LA

He reached out to me, like awhile ago

like a year ago or something

Just on Instagram,

he said he liked the videos

And I'm uh, a fan of his music

He's really talented

You know he's blowing up

over these past few months

with his new song

And I'm really proud of him

So, I saw that he was going to be in LA

and I asked if we could come out to

his show, and he said yes

So, he put us on the list

Now we're about to go in there

You're going in to see David or what?

Yea I love him

when I saw you followed him, I was like...

Yea he's my homie

You want Dan to take it?

Yea I'm shaking

My hands shaking too, don't know why

Hey nice to meet you, appreciate it

I'm shaking more than her bro

Hands going like this, got Parkinsons or something

Um can we get a photo with you?

Yea of course

Can I get one?

Yea yea

Thank you guys, really appreciate it

I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal

to bring a camera in

Hey I know you're stressing right now,

but can I get a photo

Yea yea

I'm not stressed, I'm just irritated

Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little

bleep

about the camera

So I guess we'll just get the iphone photos for you guys

That's really the only option here

David!

How are you

Nice to meet you guys!

Sorry about all that

Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you bruh

I'm a hugger I'm a hugger

Thanks for coming

Of course

I'm so proud of you and your success

Oh thanks, you too

I have to say, David freaking loves you

Every time I make him food,

he's like

and he turns on your videos.

I'm like an ipad kid for this guy.

Seriously, like when I go to YouTube

like his algorithm is just like, you

Yea I watch you now because of his algorithm

We're all ipad kids

You guys need to do a video together

Cause this mans a troll

If you knew him in real life,

he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet

He really is

I could kinda tell you were a bit of a prankster

Lets go! Total buffoon! I gotta put this on

Hell yea

Yo that's so fire!

We need to get a picture.

Let's get the whole crew in there.

I'm looking forward to watching you

Hell yea, thanks for coming.

I appreciate you for supporting.

Yea, that's so awesome.

He was acting all put together

like, but now that he saw this man

I don't wanna disrupt

No it's so nice to meet you guys

So nice to meet you!

Hello Hello!

Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it

probably have, because it's been

basically national news every night

Taylor Swift is on tour

it's the Era's tour

Tonight she playing her second sold out night

Here in Minneapolis .

At beautiful US Bank Stadium.

So I had this idea,

I was basicall gonna dress up

as a Kanye fan,

I got the whole Kanye gear on here.

I got Yeezy for President

Ye for President

I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.

If you don't know,

Taylor Swift and Kanye have that

infamous beef with eachother

but you probably know about it.

Just for the record, I love Taylor Swift

I think she's great

I would even consider myself a Swiftie

to be honest

Ya know I love her music.

So, this is purely a joke.

You guys going to Taylor Swift?

Nah but we wish we could

Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation?

What happened?

Oh with that microphone and shit?

Can I get a picture?

Yea, you going to Taylor Swift?

Yea can I get a picture?

Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift

If you're going, then you can't

Actually I'm not

I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation

Come on let me get one more.

In front of the stadium yea look!

I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all

Thank you!

Thank you so much, really appreciate it

Hey just remember,

Beyonce had the best video of all time.

Yea hey, that what he said?

Of all time!

He took that mic though

Ain't they back together?

Kanye and Beyonce?

Bitch they've never been together.

No no she had the best video of all time

Yea she did

Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous

Yea he did

Don't ever forget

He put her on

Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans

like, like me?

Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?

Yes it is!

Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?

Guess some what?

Some Kanye merch in there?

Yea that's what they're telling me,

that's where they're selling all the merchandise

No, like for Kanye

Kanye West?

Kanye West? No not him.

Like Yeezy?

You know he made that bitch famous right?

Well, I don't care who made who famous.

The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.

You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?

I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here.

'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.

You know that right?

I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either.

I'm more of a rock n roll guy

Oh what band do you like?

The first band I saw was the Beatles.

The Beatles. You respect real music,

I appreciate it.

Rock n roll man.

Hey could I get a shot on the news?

Uh, not necessarily.

Why?

Because that's, you're like here for

some political reason

and I am not here for a political story.

Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye.

You know about the whole situation right?

I honestly don't so I'm just

going to leave it alone.

I'm just saying he made that bitch famous.

You know that right?

Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man.

I'm not here to really talk about it,

I'm just here to cover this.

So, you know. You can talk to anybody else.

Well it's a big deal because

the only reason Taylor Swift is here

is because of Kanye

Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.

Can you tell me like,

what do you like about Taylor Swift?

What?

Cause imma be honest,

I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.

I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's

a little, self centered.

I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,

for what he did to Taylor Swift.

Oh I mean if you make Graduation,

you'd be self centered too right?

If you what?

If you made graduation you'd be self centered too.

Or college drop out.

Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out

Everybody's entitled to their own opinion

and likes so

Hey I'm not sure people came here

to uh, talk to strangers.

I just feel a weird vibe

So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.

No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.

No, but I'm team Kanye.

That's cool, that's great.

Taylor couldn't make Graduation

I'm telling you that.

It's like Taylor said,

she's a fan, but kinda disappointed

in the things he's done

No but he's a genius though, right?

He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?

And those are probably the most

hideous things I've ever seen.

Excuse me?

Yes, sorry.

You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?

You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift!

I paid $1500 for these.

Well honey you probably should've bought

some pants that are a little

more appropriate for $1500

You mean these beautiful pajama pants?

Yea...

That are available at Lofe.com

What do you do for a living?

Huh? I'm on unemployment.

I wonder why.

How about you go get some

real clothes, and then you can

get a real job.

These PJs are the best quality

PJs on the market thought.

That's great, good for you!

And they're available at lofestore.com

You're not welcome here

and you're harassing people which is illegal

so fuck off!

BOOO

This is illegal?

Yes it is

harassing people is illegal

How am I harassing people?

You're just mad that Beyonce had the

best video of all time.

Just so you know, if we ignore him

They have nothing to put on film.

Get his 15 minutes of fame.

Can we get a picture?

Yea of course

I love, I love you I love him!

I love him so much

Mags if you're seeing this, hi!

Wait show the sign show the sign!

I love Kanye

Kanye's the best.

I love Kanye he's amazing.

I love Kanye!

Team Kanye!

Let's go!

Thank you so much!

Alright thank you, appreciate it

Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now

You sure I can't just get one shot?

in the news?

I need to get my 15 minutes

of fame, ya know?

like she said

That's really not why I'm here

I'm here to do a specific thing.

Well what's the specific thing?

Cover this event.

To some extent you're part of the event.

Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right?

I'm a part of the event.

Are you mad that our cameras

could beat your cameras?

Not really, I have that camera myself.

Hey you don't need to flex on us or anything.

Hey chill I was just joking ya know?

Obviously this camera's like

a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?

Man, my cameras a light weight.

This guy.

Can you stop talking to me?

I feel harassed right now.

I don't think he's gonna be president.

You don't think he's going to be president?

No.

You're delusional my friend. 2024.

Is that the year?

Easy win.

Are you recording this right now?

No

He's taking thirty pictures per second

Alright best of luck with your uh

your endeavors

You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?

Yea

You believe in me?

Go strong.

Alright, thanks man.

Excuse me, sir

I feel like I'm in some hostile territory

right now

That's your problem I guess

Do you think you could go talk

to that uh woman over there?

She was being really mean to me.

Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.

I can't do nothing about it.

What's going on with you?

Why're you holding up your sign?

Cause I'm on team Kanye.

Are you not?

You think Taylor Swift would've been

able to make College Dropout?

I don't know.

Stop your filming,

don't talk to these guys.

I don't think it was really that serious.

You're team Kanye?

I don't really have strong feelings

for that whole situation either way

But you agree he made her famous, right?

Like you never heard the song, Famous?

I'm honestly not the person to ask.

I'm just here for the ride.

Who's the Taylor Swift fan here?

You got the merch on, so

I love Taylor Swift

Like what's so great about her though you know?

What's so great about Kanye?

She's so talented!

Kanye's a genius.

He made some of the best music of all time.

Taylor Swift is just like,

she breaks up with someone,

writes a song, like, how many

people can you break up with

before you finally realize it's time to go to therapy

Apparently a lot right and like

it's working for her right?

Thanks to Kanye

I mean she's a therapist so,

You're a therapist?

So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?

Probably not

You should try

cause we don't need any more

of her music, you know?

You gotta fix her so she never releases another song

You know what's great

about life in general

you don't have to do anything

you don't want to

Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?

You like my Foam Runners at least?

Aww we got the

big boys coming in now

Paul put some hardcore rock n roll

over this

Hey I love your videos man

Thanks!

My kids follow you

You going to the show or no?

Does it look like I'm going?

I'm on Kanye's side

on the whole situation, ya know?

I do not know

Should be a good event though

you should come out

I feel like they'd castrate me

if I walk in there, you know

I turned all the Taylor Swift fans on me

I actually like Taylor Swift though

Like I like her music

Here, hold that for the picture.