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I feel like this wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew, you know,
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everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
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Yeah, like a rock band
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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you've been here twice,
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but you don't know it?
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Yeah (laughing)
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Can you climb trees?
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(Laughing)
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Can you climb?
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What do you mean it's easy?
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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Yeah, I know
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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(Laughing)
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's a banana.
– or you can go.
We just asking—
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil
conversation with him
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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Do you have any food I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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- What the fuck?
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like a Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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(singing)
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Nirvana?
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(laughter)
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg down there went numb
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(laughing)
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Hey, hey, hey, bro
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
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No, for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
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No
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this
(laughs)
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We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
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(laughs)
They're calling about our car
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It was at this moment that he knew,
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he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
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We cant park there?
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Try one of these?
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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
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Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
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The mustard plant
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- Oh
You want one?
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You're on mushrooms?
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How's it going?
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He's on the magic shrooms
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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You will?
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
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if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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Well you're stopped here
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please, sir
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!