Beefing With Taylor Swift Fans!

I feel like this wind is

about to blow me off the porch

gotta hold on with my legs here

Another video started on my back porch

guys, i know, what a shocker, but

I just wanted to announce to you that the

long awaited Lofe pajama pants

are now available

We just dropped these

they got the Lofe logo on them right here

I know a lot of you guys have

been asking for 'em

if you want a pair

go pick one up right now

they're only available at lofestore.com

Bro you look fresh as hell right now

the glasses

we gotta become like a sunglasses,

like crew, you know,

everybody wears sunglasses, like a band

- A band?

Yeah, like a rock band

Nah, nah

I'm not gonna lie,

I have no idea where to go,

do you know?

you've been here twice,

but you don't know it?

Yeah (laughing)

Can you climb trees?

(Laughing)

Can you climb?

What do you mean it's easy?

You can't climb this?

Now they're talking shit

(Laughing)

Making me wanna do it

I'll fucking break my neck

Do it

- Ain't no way, bruh

Damn

He's got more upper body strength than me

Okay, man, we get it

We get it, you guys can climb

Congratulations

Yeah, I know

Uh-uh. What's that?

like, South Dakota

You just punch someone

when you find the license plate,

- Yeah

of a different state?

North Dakota. Boom!

- What the fuck?

How you doin?

- Oh really?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah

- Oh, he's not filming

- Yes, he is

- That's a banana

(Laughing)

- I can call the security,

No, no that's a banana

or you can go, we were just asking

I don't know why that was so funny

We were having a civil

conversation with him

You can't switch up on us (inaudible)

Do you have any food I can buy off

you first before we go, though?

I'm starving

big boy, he needs to eat right here

- Yeah, for real (inadible)

He's gonna starve

Y'all wanna see him starve?

- What the fuck?

He just threw us under the bus

I'm not with them

You know what, call the cops

Call them, call them on him

Call them on him

- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is

He wants to turn his back on us

We turn our back on him

He looks like a Nikki Sixx

kinda like a old school rocker

(singing)

Nirvana?

(laughter)

You look great

Yo, the last time you kicked me

Bro, my leg (inaudible) went numb

(laughing)

I don't know why I let you do that

Oh God

It actually hurt

He didn't even flinch

His actually hurts a little bit

Damn!

He's got some weight on me though

See, see, bro, see?

Did that hurt?

Yes, bro

Just worried about you, it gets unchy

It gets what?

It gets unchy

Oh, my god!

You kicked me in the ass, bro

Ok, ok

Hey, hey, hey, bro

I can't believe Bill's still

talking to 'em,

like how much does he have to say?

Alright, we're going to wait over here

I don't have time for this buffoonery

Imagine there's an actual crime going down

they taking this long to get here

I did check that one

That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot

you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too

I'm parting the seas like Moses did

Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)

I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way

Aye, look it's working, it's working

(laughing)

There's a cop right there,

go up the trail!

You ate one of these?

Well, eat it again

- You can eat them

I didn't see

- She's insane

Are they good for you?

- Yeah

What is it?

It's a mustard plant

Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)

I'm not eating that

- It tastes good!

I don't trust wild flowers

Oh hell no

(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck

- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass

- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?

No, for you to eat that

For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much

No

You know, some black pepper and salt

You're gonna get a disease and die

(heavy breathing)

I just realized we're going up the hill

Why're we doing this
(laughs)

We all brought really good hiking shoes

too, as you can tell

I'm like gasping for air,

I've walked up like barely a block

Not all of us are conditioned like you

Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you

(laughs)
They're calling about our car

It was at this moment that he knew,

he fucked up

Wait what're they saying?

We cant park there?

Try one of these?

- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?

Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)

It is. I didnt even see that

You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?

The mustard plant

- Oh
You want one?

You're on mushrooms?

How's it going?

He's on the magic shrooms

I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind

I can't read

Oh hes blind too

- Yeah

He tried to get Lasik and it failed

No balls, you rip the ticket

You will?

Why're you giving us a ticket though,

if we're already by the car?

We were just about to leave

Well you're stopped here

Thats your truck right there, right?

They're allowed to stop here but we can't?

Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket

I can't pay for a ticket

Bro, I can't afford a ticket

I cant afford a ticket, sir

Sir

Sir

I spent my last two hundred on a hooker

Please, please don't give me a ticket

Please, don't give us a ticket sir

Sir

Please

What do you want?

Sir, imma be homeless

if I have to pay this ticket

I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please

Please

(fake crying)

Sir

Please sir

I can't pay for a ticket

Please

Sir

I was acting like a tough guy,

but I'm really not

(fake crying)

Sir

Please, sir

Please, sir

I'm on my knees, sir