-
I feel like the wind is
-
about to blow me off the porch.
-
Gotta hold on with my legs here
-
Another video started on my back porch
-
guys, I know, what a shocker, but
-
I just wanted to announce to you that the
-
long awaited Lofe pajama pants
-
are now available.
-
We just dropped these
-
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
-
I know a lot of you guys have
-
been asking for 'em
-
if you want a pair
-
go pick one up right now
-
they're only available at lofestore.com
-
Bro you look fresh as hell right now
-
the glasses the worst
-
we gotta become like a sunglasses,
-
like crew,
you know,
-
everybody wears
sunglasses, like a band
-
a band
-
like a rock
band
-
oh I thought you meant
like a band
-
like a
thousand dollar sunglasses
-
Nah, nah
-
I'm not gonna lie,
-
I have no idea where to go,
-
do you know?
-
No
-
I dont know this park
-
I've been here like twice
-
you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
-
Yeah
laughs
-
Can you climb trees?
-
hell nah
-
you ask if I can climb trees
-
excuse me
-
laughs
-
Can you climb trees?
-
You asked if I can climb trees
-
Thats easy
-
What do you mean it's easy?
-
That shit is easy as fuck
-
You can't climb this?
-
Now they're talking shit
-
(Laughing)
-
Making me wanna do it
-
I'll fucking break my neck
-
Do it
-
- Ain't no way, bruh
-
Damn
-
Thats a real monkey
-
He's got more upper body strength than me
-
Okay, man, we get it
-
We get it, you guys can climb
-
Congratulations
-
You got your sweater dirty
-
Yeah, I know
-
You ever play the license plate game
-
Uh-uh. What's that?
-
like, South Dakota
-
You just punch someone
-
when you find the license plate,
-
- Yeah
-
of a different state?
-
North Dakota. Boom!
-
- What the fuck?
-
How you doin?
-
Just wonderin what this was
-
Were doing like a movie screening
-
- Oh really?
-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
-
What does that mean
-
well we're screening
a movie
-
we cant have anybody
filming over here
-
- Oh, he's not filming
-
- Yes, he is
-
- That's a banana
-
laughs
-
- I can call the security,
-
No, no that's
a banana.
-
- or you can go.
-
I dunno why that was so funny
-
We were having a civil
conversation with him
-
this is the boss
-
so you gotta listen
to her
-
You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
-
yeah I can
shes the boss
-
Do you have any food
I can buy off
-
you first before we go, though?
-
I'm starving
-
Can we just get some like waster or something
-
two minutes
-
two minutes and we get water?
-
no no no
-
two minutes for you to leave
-
before I call the park services
-
does park service have guns?
-
big boy, he needs to eat right here
-
- Yeah, for real (inadible)
-
He's gonna starve
-
Y'all wanna see him starve?
-
I dont know them
-
- What the fuck?`
-
Im not with them
-
He just threw us under the bus
-
You know what, call the cops
-
Call them, call them on him
-
Call them on him
-
- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
-
He wants to turn his back on us
-
We turn our back on him
-
He looks like Nikki Sixx
-
kinda like a old school rocker
-
singing
-
Nirvana?
-
you he look like one of them n**gas
-
laughs
-
looks good
-
do I look good
-
You look great
-
Yo, the last time you kicked me
-
Bro, my leg damn near went numb
-
laughing really?
-
I don't know why I let you do that
-
Oh God
-
It actually hurt
-
He didn't even flinch
-
His actually hurts a little bit
-
Damn!
-
He's got some weight on me though
-
See, see, bro, see?
-
Did that hurt?
-
Yes, bro
-
Just worried about you, it gets unchy
-
It gets what?
-
It gets unchy
-
Oh, my god!
-
I feel like karate kid
damn
-
You kicked me in the ass, bro
-
Ok, ok
-
Okay chill, chill, ay bro
-
you got pointy bones bruh
-
I can't believe Bill's still
-
talking to 'em,
-
like how much does he have to say?
-
Alright, we're going to wait over here
-
I don't have time for this buffoonery
-
these rangers suck dick
-
Imagine there's an actual crime going down
-
they taking this long to get here
-
I did check that one
-
That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
-
you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
-
youre fucking insane
-
I can barely carry myself
-
I'm parting the seas like Moses did
-
Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
-
I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
-
Aye, look it's working, it's working
-
(laughing)
-
There's a cop right there,
-
go up the trail!
-
You ate one of these?
-
Well, eat it again
-
- You can eat them
-
I didn't see
-
- She's insane
-
Are they good for you?
-
- Yeah
-
What is it?
-
It's a mustard plant
-
Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
-
I'm not eating that
-
- It tastes good!
-
I don't trust wild flowers
-
What if I just jump back
-
and fall on my back
-
Oh hell no
-
(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
-
- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
-
- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
-
uh Ill give you-
10 dollarrs
-
No, for you to eat that
-
youd have to give me 10 racks
-
how much for you to eat that
-
For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
-
you wouldnt do it for 5 billion
-
Noo
-
ni**a Im swallowin
-
5 billion Im swallowing
that bitch like a meal bro
-
You know, some black pepper and salt
-
You're gonna get a disease and die
-
straight deep throat
-
(heavy breathing)
-
I just realized we're going up the hill
-
Why're we doing this
(laughs)
-
We all brought really good hiking shoes
-
too, as you can tell
-
I'm like gasping for air,
-
I've walked up like barely a block
-
Not all of us are conditioned like you
-
I got hiking for a living
-
Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
-
if you dont move your vehicle
you will get a citation
-
any cars with a citation will be getting towed
-
(laughs)
They're calling about our car
-
It was at this moment that he knew,
-
he fucked up
-
Wait what're they saying?
-
We cant park there?
-
Shit I heard towed
-
lets go back down!
-
I was gonna tell you to try one of these
-
Try one of these?`
-
- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
-
-no youre not
-
Ive eaten them many of times
-
Its right above some doo doo broo
-
You wanna do that?
(laughing)
-
It is. I didnt even see that
-
Some shit like-
-
You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
-
-sorry
-
The mustard plant
-
- Oh
You want one?
-
-no thank you
-
Im on mushrooms right now
-
You're on mushrooms?
-
-yessir
-
How's it going?
-
-flying high
-
He's on the magic shrooms
-
you cant be stopped there
-
the sign right in front of you guys
-
I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
-
-thats okay
ask the driver right there
-
I can't read
-
Oh hes blind too
-
- Yeah
-
you shouldnt be driving then
-
He tried to get Lasik and it failed
-
-no its okay
-
whatever if it well just
give you guys a ticket
-
No balls, you rip the ticket
-
I swear to god I will
-
You will?
-
swear to god
-
Why're you giving us a ticket though,
-
if we're already by the car?
-
We were just about to leave
-
its a no stopping zone sir
-
Well you're stopped here
-
Im stopped over there
-
Thats your truck right there, right?
-
They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
-
nah he just mad he got the sick back supreme
-
slick back CR7 cut
-
Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
-
I can't pay for a ticket
-
man get off your knees man
-
Bro, I can't afford a ticket
-
thats weird
-
I cant afford a ticket, sir
-
Sir
-
Sir
-
I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
-
I was acting like a tough guy but
-
Im really not!
-
I just dont want a ticket bro please
-
Please, please don't give me a ticket
-
I was acting like a tough guy but Im not
-
Im really a pussy
-
Please, don't give us a ticket sir
-
Sir
-
Please
ROMERO!
-
What do you want?
-
Sir, imma be homeless
-
if I have to pay this ticket
-
I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
-
Please
-
(fake crying)
-
Sir
-
Please sir
-
guys get out of the road
-
Ill move if you dont write the ticket
-
I can't pay for a ticket
-
No
-
Please don't
-
Sir
-
(fake crying)
-
I was acting like a tough guy,
-
but I'm really not
-
(fake crying)
-
Sir
-
Please
-
Please, sir
-
I'm on my knees, sir
-
Don't give us a ticket!
-
Please!
-
Please!
-
How much is it gonna be?
-
Ahh!
-
Fuck
-
Please!
-
its bigger than black and white
-
It's not expensive though, right?
-
uhh $63
-
God Damn!
-
63?
-
I can't afford $63!
-
That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
-
63 is crazy
-
63??
-
You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
-
Sir, I'm saving up for a
battle pass on Fortnite
-
Like I'm not gonna be
able to get it now
-
What do you expect me to do
now that I can't afford a battle pass?
-
-not buy it
-
That's not an option
-
Look at Melanie talking to the cops
-
She's trying to get us out of this.
-
Hey! Are you takin' his side?
-
Traitor!
-
I didnt see these signs
-
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
-
the dont make it clear
-
I mean I take it very seriously! I-
-
I really do
I seek to abide by uhh...
-
the rules
-
oh but thats not a good idea
-
it (the sign) was actually pointing the other way
-
ay ay preach it!
-
Look, y'all got a lot of people
mad over here cause of these signs``
-
You can't read the signs
-
its not about being mad its just about
-
I-I'm Furious!
-
I am enraged right now
-
I understand that
-
He has the audacity to give me a
$63 ticket
-
when i'm trying to buy a
Battle Pass on Fortnite.
-
Can you believe it?
-
I thinks its a $68 ticket...
-
You're making it worse
-
that sign was not facing this direction
-
I agree, should we start a petition?
-
look at that
-
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
-
The sign was pointed that way
-
Look how many people got tickets
-
they're all over here protesting
-
He got a ticket
-
He got a ticket
-
He got a ticket
-
Did they give you a ticket too?
- yeah
-
This is ridiculous
-
I am enraged right now!
-
I am absolutely...
-
AHHHHH
-
NO
-
HEY! COME BACK!
-
$63?
-
I don't really care though,
I was just trollin'
-
lofe can I take a picture please?
-
Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket
or what?
-
What? You got a ticket?
-
Yeah.
You gonna pay?
-
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet
on me right now man
-
Alright, no picture.
- Ah
-
No, I'm just kidding
-
Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Appreciate it
-
You started crying like aggressively,
bro I lost it
-
cough cough
-
Ah, all this screaming to protest
the ticket got me fuckin'...
-
clears throat
-
Oh my god
-
cough cough
-
I thought he was going to say $200
-
$200?
-
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
-
Oh, that's not that much
-
But then I just pretended like it was
-
I guess we're eating Pho.
-
How y'all doin'?
-
when you was running down
-
the gut that came out he turned around
-
he thought you was chasing him
-
For real?
-
I guess we're eating Pho.
(in slow motion)
-
What guy?
-
Right there
-
laughing
-
laughing
-
-almost heart attack
-
I thought somebody was gonna kill me
-
thought I was gonna run up his ass bro
-
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
-
has a concert tonight in LA
-
Basically, he reached out to me,
a while ago
-
I think it was a year ago
or something
-
Just on Instagram,
said he likes the videos
-
And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
-
I think he's really talented
-
You know, he's blowing up
big time
-
over these past few months
-
with his new song and uh,
-
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
-
I saw that he was gonna be in LA
-
and I asked him if we could
-
come out to his show,
and he said yeah.
-
So, he put us on the list and,
-
yeah, we're about to go in
-
You're going to see David or what?
-
Yeah, I love him
-
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
-
Yeah he's my homie,
He's good
-
You want Dan to take it?
-
Yeah
-
here Im shaking right now
-
Dan's shaking too,
I don't know why
-
Thank you!
-
- Yeah nice to meet you,
appreciate it
-
You're shaking more than her bro
-
Dan's hand is like this,
Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
-
um can we get a photo with you?
-
Yeah of course
-
Can I get one?
laughs
-
Yeah, yeah, yeah
-
Thank you guys,
I really appreciate it
-
I just don't get why the fuck
it's a big deal to bring a camera in
-
hey I know youre stressed out right now but
-
can I get a photo?
-
Yeah, yeah
-
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated
- Yeah
-
(both)
Thank you
-
Alright guys well,
I guess they wanna be little
-
bleep
-
about the camera so..
-
I guess we'll just get the
Iphone photos for you guys
-
That's really the only option here
-
david
how are you?
-
What's good?
Nice to meet you guys!
-
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
-
Nice to meet you bro
-
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
-
thanks for coming
-
Of course
- Of course
-
Im so proud of you and your success and
-
everything it great man
-
Dude, you too
-
I have to say, David freaking loves you
-
Every time I make him food,
-
he's like smacks lips
-
and he turns on your videos
and watches them
-
Im an ipad kid
for this guys
-
He's- He's-
-
He's been watching you forever
- Okay I run his YouTube channel
-
and like when I go to YouTube
-
like his algorithm is just you
- He watches you
-
Yeah, I watch you now because
of his algorithm
-
We're all iPad kids
watching you
-
You guys need to do a video together
cause this man's a troll
-
If you knew him in real life
-
he is literally the biggest troll
you've ever met
-
He really is
-
I could kinda tell you were a
little bit of a prankster
-
Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
-
Lets go! Proud buffoon!
I already know this one
-
- Now you're part of the crew,
you know
-
Hell yeah
- You're part of the crew now
-
Yo that's so fire!
-
We need to get a picture.
Here Brandon, take a picture
-
Got it.
Let's get the whole crew in there.
-
Hell yeah
-
Im looking forward to watching you
-
Hell yeah, dude
thanks for coming you guys
-
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah
- Of course, yeah
-
Yeah, that's so awesome.
-
David's acting all put together right now
but if you saw this man
-
You gotta get in the zone
I don't wanna disrupt your zone
-
No dude, it's all good
-
It's so nice to meet you guys
- Nice to meet you!
-
Sing it with me
-
singing
Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
-
Alright guys,
so if you haven't heard about it
-
you probably have,
cause it's been
-
basically national news every night
-
Taylor Swift is on tour
-
it's the Era's tour
-
Tonight she playing her
-
second sold out night,
here in Minneapolis.
-
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
-
So I had this idea,
-
I was basicall gonna dress up
-
as a Kanye fan,
-
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
-
I got Yeezy for President
-
Ye for President
-
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
-
If you don't know,
-
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
-
infamous beef with eachother
-
but you probably know about it.
-
I wanna say, just for the record,
I love Taylor Swift
-
I think she's great
-
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,
to be honest
-
Ya know, I love her music.
-
So, this is purely a joke.
-
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
-
nah but we wish we could
-
Were y'all on Kanye's side
on that whole situation, or what?
-
Bro what happened?
Oh, with that microphone and shit?
-
laughs
Yeah
-
can I get a picture?
-
You going to the
Taylor Swift concert?
-
Yeah, can I get a picture?
- No you can't
-
if you're going to Taylor Swift
you can't
-
what if I say Im not
-
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole
situation, you know?
-
laughs
Alright, alright.
-
come on let me take one more
-
in fron of the stadium look
-
I take goo pictures Im not even finna lie to yall
-
both
Thank you!
-
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
-
Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time
-
Hey, hey, that what he said?
-
Of all time!
-
He took that mic though,
He shouldn't have took the mic
-
aint they. back together?
-
kanye and beyonce?
-
b**** theyve never been together
-
Beyonce had the- She had the
best video of all time
-
Yeah, she did
-
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
-
Yeah, he did
-
Don't ever forget it
-
he did put her on
-
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
just like me
-
Like I just come in looking like this
and they just like me
-
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
- Yes it is!
-
Are we able to get some of
that Kanye merch?
-
Guess some what?
-
Some Kanye merch in there?
-
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
-
that's all the merchandise
- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
-
Kanye West? No not him.
- Like Yeezy?
-
No, not here.
-
You know he made that bitch famous right?
-
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
-
The only thing they sell is
Taylor Swift stuff.
-
You're on Taylor's side in
this situation though?
-
I'm on nobody's side,
I'm with whoever's here.
-
'Cause Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
-
You know that right?
-
I don't follow Beyonce either,
I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
-
Oh, what band do you like?
-
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
-
The Beatles? You respect real music,
I appreciate it.
-
Rock n' roll man.
-
Could I get a shot on the news?
-
Um, not necessarily.
-
Why?
-
Because that's, you're like here for
-
some political reason and
I am not here to cover a political story
-
Political? Political?
Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
-
You know about the whole situation, right?
-
I honestly don't so I'm just
gonna leave it alone.
-
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,
you know that right?
-
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
-
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.
-
So, you know...
You can talk to anybody else.
-
Well it's a big deal because the only
reason Taylor Swift is here
-
is 'cause of Kanye
-
Ok maybe, that's so.
I'm not trying to get involved.
-
Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
-
laughs
What?
-
Cause imma be honest,
-
I'm more on Kanye's side
in the whole situation.
-
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
-
a little, self centered.
-
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.
-
Well I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too, right?
-
If you what?
-
If you made Graduation
you'd be self centered too.
-
- No
Or College Drop out.
-
laughs
-
Like I'd like to see Taylor
pump out College Drop out
-
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so,
-
hey Im not sure people came here to
-
talk to uhh strangers
-
I just feel a weird vibe
-
So you're definitely not
on Kanye's side then.
-
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
-
No, but I'm team Kanye.
-
That's cool, that's great.
-
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
-
I'm telling you that.
-
It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but you now,
-
kinda disappointed in some of the
things he's done.
-
No but he's a genius though, right?
-
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
-
And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.
-
Excuse me?
- Yes, sorry.
-
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
-
You're disrespecting my like
of Taylor Swift
-
so how about we just end this conversation
-
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
-
Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little
-
more appropriate for $1500
-
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
-
Yeah...
-
That are available at Lofestore.com
-
What do you do for a living?
-
I'm on unemployment.
-
I wonder why
-
How about you go get some
-
normal clothes, and then you can
a normal job.
-
These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market though
-
That's great, good for you!
-
And they're available at lofestore.com
-
you're not welcome here
-
and you're harassing people which is illegal
-
so fuck off!
-
BOOOO!
-
This is illegal?
-
yes it is
harassing people is illegal
-
How am I harassing people?
-
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
-
- I think they're filming
Just so you know, if we ignore him
-
They have nothing to put on film, so...
-
get his 15 minutes of fame
-
can we take a picture ??
-
- No, no, no.
-
Oh.
-
Yeah, of course
-
I love- I love you, I love him!
I love him so much
-
laughs
-
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
-
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
-
I love Kanye
-
Kanye's the best.
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I love Kanye, bro.
Kanye is amazing.
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laughs
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I love Kanye!
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Team Kanye!
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Team Kanye, let's go!
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Thank you so much!
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Alright thank you, appreciate it
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Um excuse me,
you're harassing me right now
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Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
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in the news?
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I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, you know?
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like she said
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That's really not why I'm here
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I'm here to do a specific thing.
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What's the specific thing then?
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Cover this event.
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To some extent you're apart of the event.
But-
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Hey see, that's all we
needed to hear right?
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I'm a part of the event.
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Are you mad that our camera
could beat your camera?
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Not really, I have that camera myself.
-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
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or anything. Chill, I was just joking
you know? Obviously this camera's like
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a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Our camera's a light weight
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lady laughs
this guy
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-Yeah.
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Can you stop talking to me?
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I feel harassed right now.
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I dont think hes gonna be president
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You don't think he's
going to be president?
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-No.
You're delusional my friend, 2024.
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is that the year?
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Easy win.
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are you recording this right now?
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No
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He's taking thirty pictures per second
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alright best of luck with your uh
your endeavors
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You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
-yeah
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You believe in me?
-go strong
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Alright, thanks man.
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Excuse me, sir
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I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now
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That's your problem, I guess
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Do you think you could go talk to that uh
woman over there?
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She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
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I can't do nothing about it.
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What's going on with you?
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Why're you holding up your sign?
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Cause I'm on team Kanye.
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- Okay, well...
Are you not?
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You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?
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I don't know.
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Stop your filming,
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You can't talk to these guys,
don't talk to them.
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I don't think it was really that serious.
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team kanye
I dont really have strong feelings
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for that whole situation either way
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But you agree he made her famous, right?
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Like you never heard the song, Famous?
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Im honestly not the person to ask
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Im just here for the ride
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Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
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You got the merch on, so
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I love Taylor Swift
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Like what's so great about
her though, you know?
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Whats so great about kanye?
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She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
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Kanye's a genius.
- Yeah...
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He made some of the
best music of all time.
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Taylor Swift is just like
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she breaks up with someone,
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writes a song, like,
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how many people
can you break up with
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before you finally decide
it's time to go to therapy
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apparently a lot right and like
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its working for her right ?
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Thanks to Kanye
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I mean she's a therapist so-
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You're a therapist?
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So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
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probably not
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laughs
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You should try
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cause we don't need anymore
of her music, you know?
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You gotta fix her so she never
releases another song
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You know what's great
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about life in general
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you don't have to do anything
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you don't want to
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Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
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Do you like my- Do you like my
Foam Runners at least?
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Oh we got the
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big boys coming in now
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Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
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over this
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rock music playing
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hey I love your videos man
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Thanks!
laughs
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Appreciate it.
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my kids follow you
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you going to the show or no?
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Does it look like I'm going?
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I'm on Kanye's side
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on the whole situation, ya know?
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Well, I don't even know
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its a good even though
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you should come out
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I feel like they'd castrate me
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if I tried to walk in there, you know
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I turned all the Taylor Swift
fans on me already
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I actually like Taylor Swift, though
- Yeah.
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Like, I like her music
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Here you go.
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Hold that for the picture.
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thanks man
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Yeah, of course
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Did she force you to go, or what?
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No, I didn't even go.
- We're not going
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Oh, you're not going?
- We're just checking it out.
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That's what I like to hear
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I already went
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Oh you went?
- Yeah, in Chicago
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Why?
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Because my friends sugar
daddy got us tickets.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, you know that like,
Kanye made her famous, right?
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Who the fuck cares?
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I do.
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Kanye is owed his credit.
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I made yall a bracelet
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What does it say? "Fuck you"?
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she spelt it wrong though
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What a hero she is, man.
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Excuse me
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Excuse me
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STOP BUGGING US!
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- You guys cannot be over here
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No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet
but she spelt it wrong
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It spells "Fuck Kanye" though
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You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
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How is that even possible?
It's nine letters
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It's nine letters
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This is- It's not even close
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You put a 'Z' in there. What part of
"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
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Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
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are you guys deaf or hard of hearing?
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He's- he's deaf
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He's deaf
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-I'm asking you to move please.
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And that's very offensive
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-Please move.
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Youre offensive!
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unless you guys have a bracelet
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this is private property
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Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
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Well, no. Um, it's for media
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Do you want me to like,
update the bracelet for you
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so it's spelled right?
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no thats for you
peace and love
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You're on team Kanye, right?
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I know Kanye
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I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor
make Graduation, right?
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Like, there's no chance.
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whats graduation
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You've never heard of-
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I had a dream I could
buy my way to heaven
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oh by Kanye?
-yeah
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Like, you think Taylor could
make something like that?
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those are different genres right?
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All she does is get broken up
with and then write an album about it
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laughs
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Like, how many times can you do that?
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How many times can you do
that before you start to think
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"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"
you know?
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Im the problem its me right?
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Yeah.
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That's the only good song she has.
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you think kanye's gonna run?
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Yeah, he's gonna win too
-is he?
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Yeah, I'm voting for him
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he's an interesting guy
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He's a genius
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because he keeps it real right?
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Yeah, he keeps it real
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You know he said that McDonald's
is his favorite restaurant?
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I love mcdonalds
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I do too, that's what I'm sayin
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He speaks for the average American
person, you know?
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I'll get a happy mean right now if I could
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Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal
right now, you know what I'm sayin'?
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You wanna get a Happy Meal with me
right after work?
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burger or nuggets?
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Burger, all day
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You trying to get a Happy Meal
with me
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after you get off work or what?
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If you wanna be here around 2 am
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Oh, I'll be here
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I'll come back specifically for that
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Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
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That's how she spelled "fuck"
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And that's how she spelled "Kanye".
A Z Y
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I get it if you're one letter
off or something bro
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but this is absolutely horrendous
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this is private property you cant be filming
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you need to go
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He just told us we could stay
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He said "on the sidewalk",
not on here
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This is private property
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you guys are allowed to record theres no
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I mean this is a public space
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Can you make sure I
look good in this pose?
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we need to send this over to the police department
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Hold on, hold on
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Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
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you get off filming children huh?
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Nobody's filming children
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Make sure you put it on Youtube
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You get off on being a
bootleg ass security guard
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that doesn't have any power or what?
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OH I HAVE POWER!
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You want me to show you
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Oh you have power?
You have power?
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Yeah I do
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You gonna arrest me for leaving?
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I can do it if you keep trespassing
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I don't think you can arrest anyone
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Yeah I can
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You're not a cop
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I respect the hustle man
-
that was funny actually
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I appreciate it
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did someone piss in that guys cheerios
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this morning or something?
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'Cause he knows he can't
arrest anyone, right?
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-yeah
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He just said- He just said he can though
-nah
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isnt it illegal
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so the kanye sign I gotta ask
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is it from the award ceremony?
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Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
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You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
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laughs
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Other than this, how's your day goin'?
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My day was going great until
that guy escalated it
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there's no need
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He's like "You get off filming
small children, or what?"
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he's trying to make us look like
pedphiles
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Yeah, exactly
-
Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions
to take the gun away from that guy
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'cause I don't trust him
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we'll talk to him
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Alright.
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He seems like he's one thing
away from having a power trip
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and just like, lighting someone
up on the sidewalk
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yeah, we don't need that
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Yeah, we don't need that
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Is there anything else you
guys need at all?
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Or are you guys good?
- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
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Alright, well you guys have a great day!
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KANYE WEST SUCKS!
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Bro that actually pissed me off though
-
Like I don't usually get mad, especially
when we're doing the prank
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but like, he's tryin' to like
play that card
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like "you get off filming
small children, huh?"
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I know I might've been a
little harsh on him but bro
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that's like the one thing that
like, I don't fuck with
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is like, that type of shit, so I'm not
havin' him over here
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accusing us
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of basically being a pedophile.
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Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
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So if I gotta say some harsh
words back to him, so be it.
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And he's trying to act
like he's so powerful
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"Like oh you wanna
bet I can't arrest you?"
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please explain your platform to me
-
I'm just on team Kanye bro
-
You know, at like the awards ceremony
-
"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
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Yeah
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If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would
not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
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I don't believe that by any stretch
-
What do you mean?
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She's super talented
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I don't think so
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Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
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They're two different genres
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He was right to say what he said,
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but I don't think it's a
"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
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Im just sayin' like, how many times
are you going to get broken up with
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and write a song about it before you
acknowledge the fact that
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you might be the problem
-
laughs
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Until you stop getting paid for it
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This is an art industry
-
I get it
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And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree
that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
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Oh, absolutely not
-
Well-
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Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
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The beacon of light that I
follow, you know?
-
Like Kanye is like,
-
Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
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Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
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I hate Kool-Aid though.
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Kanye is a freaking rap god,
I will give you that.
-
I can pull his album up, and
I can guarantee you-
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You got some 'Ye in there?
-
I'm goin' straight Youtube.
I'm old-schooled man
-
But I guarantee you, one of the
first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
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Hold on. I got an Android so
my shit is slow as fuck.
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How are you guys doin'?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-
- Hi! How are you?
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Good
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Homecoming
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That's a great song too.
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I respect your opinion though
-
You kinda changed my perspective a little bit
ya know
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well I mean they are all artists
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It's talent and its all about making money
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Absolutley
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We literally love you
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Thank you I appreciate it
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I was like no way its LOFE
-
That guy was speaking some wisdom to me
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I heard, I heard
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Oh my gosh, can we get a picture?
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Yeah if you hold the sign you can
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I would love to
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laughing
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gotta get the swifties on Team Kanye
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so like you dont have tickets you just
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nah, nah
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I actually like Taylor Swift alot though too
-
-right
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I thought about going
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What's your favorite song
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Oh man
Enchanted probably.
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Oh my god
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Its a great song
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What's your channel on youtube?
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Oh Kanye West Lover 420
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playing kanye music