Beefing With Taylor Swift Fans!

I feel like this wind is

about to blow me off the porch.

Gotta hold on with my legs here

Another video started on my back porch

guys, I know, what a shocker, but

I just wanted to announce to you that the

long awaited Lofe pajama pants

are now available.

We just dropped these

they got the Lofe logo on them right here

I know a lot of you guys have

been asking for 'em

if you want a pair

go pick one up right now

they're only available at lofestore.com

Bro you look fresh as hell right now

the glasses

we gotta become like a sunglasses,

like crew,
you know,

everybody wears
sunglasses, like a band

Yeah, like a rock band

Nah, nah

I'm not gonna lie,

I have no idea where to go,

do you know?

you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?

Yeah
laughs

Can you climb trees?

laughs

Can you climb?

What do you mean it's easy?

You can't climb this?

Now they're talking shit

(Laughing)

Making me wanna do it

I'll fucking break my neck

Do it

- Ain't no way, bruh

Damn

He's got more upper body strength than me

Okay, man, we get it

We get it, you guys can climb

Congratulations

Yeah, I know

Uh-uh. What's that?

like, South Dakota

You just punch someone

when you find the license plate,

- Yeah

of a different state?

North Dakota. Boom!

- What the fuck?

How you doin?

- Oh really?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah

- Oh, he's not filming

- Yes, he is

- That's a banana

laughs

- I can call the security,

No, no that's
a banana.

- or you can go.

I dunno why that was so funny

We were having a civil
conversation with him

You can't switch up on us (inaudible)

Do you have any food
I can buy off

you first before we go, though?

I'm starving

big boy, he needs to eat right here

- Yeah, for real (inadible)

He's gonna starve

Y'all wanna see him starve?

- What the fuck?

He just threw us under the bus

You know what, call the cops

Call them, call them on him

Call them on him

- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is

He wants to turn his back on us

We turn our back on him

He looks like a Nikki Sixx

kinda like a old school rocker

singing

Nirvana?

laughs

You look great

Yo, the last time you kicked me

Bro, my leg down there went numb

(laughing)

I don't know why I let you do that

Oh God

It actually hurt

He didn't even flinch

His actually hurts a little bit

Damn!

He's got some weight on me though

See, see, bro, see?

Did that hurt?

Yes, bro

Just worried about you, it gets unchy

It gets what?

It gets unchy

Oh, my god!

You kicked me in the ass, bro

Ok, ok

Hey, hey, hey, bro

I can't believe Bill's still

talking to 'em,

like how much does he have to say?

Alright, we're going to wait over here

I don't have time for this buffoonery

Imagine there's an actual crime going down

they taking this long to get here

I did check that one

That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot

you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too

I'm parting the seas like Moses did

Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)

I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way

Aye, look it's working, it's working

(laughing)

There's a cop right there,

go up the trail!

You ate one of these?

Well, eat it again

- You can eat them

I didn't see

- She's insane

Are they good for you?

- Yeah

What is it?

It's a mustard plant

Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)

I'm not eating that

- It tastes good!

I don't trust wild flowers

Oh hell no

(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck

- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass

- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?

No, for you to eat that

For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much

No

You know, some black pepper and salt

You're gonna get a disease and die

(heavy breathing)

I just realized we're going up the hill

Why're we doing this
(laughs)

We all brought really good hiking shoes

too, as you can tell

I'm like gasping for air,

I've walked up like barely a block

Not all of us are conditioned like you

Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you

(laughs)
They're calling about our car

It was at this moment that he knew,

he fucked up

Wait what're they saying?

We cant park there?

Try one of these?

- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?

Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)

It is. I didnt even see that

You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?

The mustard plant

- Oh
You want one?

You're on mushrooms?

How's it going?

He's on the magic shrooms

I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind

I can't read

Oh hes blind too

- Yeah

He tried to get Lasik and it failed

No balls, you rip the ticket

You will?

Why're you giving us a ticket though,

if we're already by the car?

We were just about to leave

Well you're stopped here

Thats your truck right there, right?

They're allowed to stop here but we can't?

Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket

I can't pay for a ticket

Bro, I can't afford a ticket

I cant afford a ticket, sir

Sir

Sir

I spent my last two hundred on a hooker

Please, please don't give me a ticket

Please, don't give us a ticket sir

Sir

Please

What do you want?

Sir, imma be homeless

if I have to pay this ticket

I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please

Please

(fake crying)

Sir

Please sir

I can't pay for a ticket

No

Please

Sir

(fake crying)

I was acting like a tough guy,

but I'm really not

(fake crying)

Sir

Please, sir

Please, sir

I'm on my knees, sir

Don't give us a ticket!

Please!

Please!

Fuck!

Please!

It's not expensive though, right?

uhh $63

God Damn!

I can't afford $63!

That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir

63??

You think I'm Jeff Bezos?

Sir, I'm saving up for a
battle pass on Fortnite

Like I'm not gonna be
able to get it now

What do you expect me to do
now that I can't afford a battle pass?

That's not an option

Look at Melanie talking to the cops

She's trying to get us out of this.

Hey! Are you takin' his side?

Traitor!

Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'

Exactly! They don't make it clear

Ay ay preach it!

Look, y'all got a lot of people
mad over here cause of these signs

You can't read the signs

I-I'm Furious!

I am enraged right now

I understand that

He has the audacity to give me a
$63 ticket

when i'm trying to buy a
Battle Pass on Fortnite.

Can you believe it?

You're making it worse

I agree, should we start a petition?

Dude you're trying to discard the evidence

The sign was pointed that way

Look how many people got tickets

they're all over here protesting

He got a ticket

He got a ticket

He got a ticket

Did they give you a ticket too?

This is ridiculous

I am enraged right now!

I am absolutely...

AHHHHH

NO

HEY! COME BACK!

$63?

I don't really care though,
I was just trollin'

Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket
or what?

What? You got a ticket?

Yeah.
You gonna pay?

$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet
on me right now man

Alright, no picture.
- Ah

No, I'm just kidding

Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Appreciate it

You started crying like aggressively,
bro I lost it

cough cough

Ah, all this screaming to protest
the ticket got me fuckin'...

clears throat

Oh my god

cough cough

I thought he was going to say $200

$200?

Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,

Oh, that's not that much

But then I just pretended like it was

I guess we're eating Pho.

How y'all doin'?

For real?

I guess we're eating Pho.
(in slow motion)

What guy?

Right there

laughing

laughing

Alright, so my boy David Kushner

has a concert tonight in LA

Basically, he reached out to me,
a while ago

Like, I think it was like a year ago
or something

Just on Instagram,
said he likes the videos

And I'm uh, a fan of his music too

I think he's really talented

You know, he's blowing up
big time

over these past few months

with his new song and uh,

yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,

I saw that he was going to be in LA
and I asked him if we could

come out to his show,
and he said yeah.

So, he put us on the list and,

yeah, we're about to go in now

You're going in to see David or what?

Yeah, I love him

when I saw you followed him, I was like...

Yeah he's my homie,
He's good

You want Dan to take it?

Yeah

My hands shaking too,
I don't know why

Thank you!

- Yeah nice to meet you,
appreciate it

You're shaking more than her bro

Dan's hand is like this,
Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something

Yeah of course

Can I get one?
laughs

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Thank you guys,
I really appreciate it

I just don't get why the fuck
it's a big deal to bring a camera in

Yeah, yeah

I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated
- Yeah

(both)
Thank you

Alright guys well,
I guess they wanna be little

bleep

about the camera so..

I guess we'll just get the
Iphone photos for you guys

That's really the only option here

What's good?
Nice to meet you guys!

Oh! Sorry 'bout that

Nice to meet you bro

I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger

Of course
- Of course

Dude, you too

I have to say, David freaking loves you

Every time I make him food,

he's like smacks lips

and he turns on your videos
and watches them

He's- He's-

He's been watching you forever
- Seriously

and like when I go to YouTube

like his algorithm is just you
- He watches you

Yeah, I watch you now because
of his algorithm

We're all iPad kids
watching you

You guys need to do a video together
cause this man's a troll

If you knew him in real life,

he's literally the biggest troll
you'll ever meet

(everyone)
He really is

I could kinda tell you were a
little bit of a prankster

Lets go! Proud buffoon!
I already know this one

- Now you're apart of the crew,
you know

Hell yeah
- You're apart of the crew now

Yo that's so fire!

We need to get a picture
with everybody

Got it.
Let's get the whole crew in there.

Hell yeah, dude
thanks for coming you guys

I appreciate you for supporting, yeah
- Of course, yeah

Yeah, that's so awesome.

David's acting all put together right now
but if you saw this man

I'm gonna get goin'
I don't wanna disrupt

No dude, it's all good

It's so nice to meet you guys
- Nice to meet you!

Sing it with me

singing
Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?

Alright guys,
so if you haven't heard about it

you probably have,
cause it's been

basically national news every night

Taylor Swift is on tour

it's the Era's tour

Tonight she playing her

second sold out night,
here in Minneapolis.

At beautiful US Bank Stadium.

So I had this idea,

I was basicall gonna dress up

as a Kanye fan,

I got the whole Kanye gear on here.

I got Yeezy for President

Ye for President

I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.

If you don't know,

Taylor Swift and Kanye have that

infamous beef with eachother

but you probably know about it.

I wanna say, just for the record,
I love Taylor Swift

I think she's great

I would even consider myself a Swiftie,
to be honest

Ya know, I love her music.

So, this is purely a joke.

Y'all going to Taylor Swift?

Were y'all on Kanye's side
on that whole situation, or what?

Bro what happened?
Oh, with that microphone and shit?

laughs
Yeah

You going to the
Taylor Swift concert?

Yeah, can I get a picture?
- No you can't

if you're going to Taylor Swift
you can't

I'm on Kanye's side in the whole
situation, you know?

laughs
Alright, alright.

both
Thank you!

Thank you so much, I appreciate it

Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time

Hey, hey, that what he said?

Of all time!

He took that mic though,
He shouldn't have took the mic

Beyonce had the- She had the
best video of all time

Yeah, she did

Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous

Yeah, he did

Don't ever forget it

Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
just like me

Like I just come in looking like this
and they just like me

Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
- Yes it is!

Are we able to get some of
that Kanye merch?

Guess some what?

Some Kanye merch in there?

Yeah, that's what they're telling me,

that's all the merchandise
- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?

Kanye West? No not him.
- Like Yeezy?

No, not here.

You know he made that bitch famous right?

Well, I don't care who made who famous.

The only thing they sell is
Taylor Swift stuff.

You're on Taylor's side in
this situation though?

I'm on nobody's side,
I'm with whoever's here.

'Cause Beyonce had the
best video of all time.

You know that right?

I don't follow Beyonce either,
I'm a rock n' roll guy, so

Oh, what band do you like?

My first band I saw was the Beatles.

The Beatles? You respect real music,
I appreciate it.

Rock n' roll man.

Could I get a shot on the news?

Um, not necessarily.

Why?

Because that's, you're like here for

some political reason and
I am not here to cover a political story

Political? Political?
Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.

You know about the whole situation, right?

I honestly don't so I'm just
gonna leave it alone.

I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,
you know that right?

Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.

I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.

So, you know...
You can talk to anybody else.

Well it's a big deal because the only
reason Taylor Swift is here

is 'cause of Kanye

Ok maybe, that's so.
I'm not trying to get involved.

Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?

laughs
What?

Cause imma be honest,

I'm more on Kanye's side
in the whole situation.

I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's

a little, self centered.

I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.

Well I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too, right?

If you what?

If you made Graduation
you'd be self centered too.

- No
Or College Drop out.

laughs

Like I'd like to see Taylor
pump out College Drop out

Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so,

So you're definitely not
on Kanye's side then.

No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.

No, but I'm team Kanye.

That's cool, that's great.

Taylor couldn't make Graduation

I'm telling you that.

It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but you now,

kinda disappointed in some of the
things he's done.

No but he's a genius though, right?

He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?

And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.

Excuse me?
- Yes, sorry.

You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?

You're disrespecting my like
of Taylor Swift

so how about we just end this conversation

I paid 1,500 bucks for these.

Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little

more appropriate for $1500

You mean these beautiful pajama pants?

Yeah...

That are available at Lofestore.com

I'm on unemployment.

How about you go get some

normal clothes, and then you can
a normal job.

These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market though

That's great, good for you!

And they're available at lofestore.com

BOOOO!

This is illegal?

How am I harassing people?

You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.

- I think they're filming
Just so you know, if we ignore him

They have nothing to put on film, so...

- No, no, no.

Oh.

Yeah, of course

I love- I love you, I love him!
I love him so much

laughs

Mags if you're seeing this, hi!

Wait show the sign, show the sign!

I love Kanye

Kanye's the best.

I love Kanye, bro.
Kanye is amazing.

laughs

I love Kanye!

Team Kanye!

Team Kanye, let's go!

Thank you so much!

Alright thank you, appreciate it

Um excuse me,
you're harassing me right now

Are you sure I can't just get one shot?

in the news?

I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, you know?

like she said

That's really not why I'm here

I'm here to do a specific thing.

What's the specific thing then?

Cover this event.

To some extent you're apart of the event.
But-

Hey see, that's all we
needed to hear right?

I'm a part of the event.

Are you mad that our camera
could beat your camera?

Not really, I have that camera myself.
-Hey, you don't need to flex on us

or anything. Chill, I was just joking
you know? Obviously this camera's like

a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Our camera's a light weight

-Yeah.

Can you stop talking to me?

I feel harassed right now.

You don't think he's
going to be president?

-No.
You're delusional my friend, 2024.

Easy win.

No

He's taking thirty pictures per second

You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?

You believe in me?

Alright, thanks man.

Excuse me, sir

I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now

That's your problem, I guess

Do you think you could go talk to that uh
woman over there?

She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.

I can't do nothing about it.

What's going on with you?

Why're you holding up your sign?

Cause I'm on team Kanye.

- Okay, well...
Are you not?

You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?

I don't know.

Stop your filming,

You can't talk to these guys,
don't talk to them.

I don't think it was really that serious.

But you agree he made her famous, right?

Like you never heard the song, Famous?

Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?

You got the merch on, so

Like what's so great about
her though, you know?

She's so talented, I love her lyrics!

Kanye's a genius.
- Yeah...

He made some of the
best music of all time.

Taylor Swift is just like

she breaks up with someone,

writes a song, like,

how many people
can you break up with

before you finally decide
it's time to go to therapy

Thanks to Kanye

You're a therapist?

So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?

laughs

You should try

cause we don't need anymore
of her music, you know?

You gotta fix her so she never
releases another song

You know what's great

about life in general

you don't have to do anything

you don't want to

Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?

Do you like my- Do you like my
Foam Runners at least?

Oh we got the

big boys coming in now

Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll

over this

rock music playing

Thanks!
laughs

Appreciate it.

Does it look like I'm going?

I'm on Kanye's side

on the whole situation, ya know?

Well, I don't even know

I feel like they'd castrate me

if I tried to walk in there, you know

I turned all the Taylor Swift
fans on me already

I actually like Taylor Swift, though
- Yeah.

Like, I like her music

Here you go.

Hold that for the picture.

Yeah, of course

Did she force you to go, or what?

No, I didn't even go.
- We're not going

Oh, you're not going?
- We're just checking it out.

That's what I like to hear

Oh you went?
- Yeah, in Chicago

Why?

Because my friends sugar
daddy got us tickets.

Really?
- Yeah.

Well, you know that like,
Kanye made her famous, right?

Who the fuck cares?

I do.

Kanye is owed his credit.

What does it say? "Fuck you"?

What a hero she is, man.

Excuse me

Excuse me

- You guys cannot be over here

No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet
but she spelt it wrong

You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.

How is that even possible?
It's nine letters

It's nine letters

This is- It's not even close

You put a 'Z' in there. What part of
"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?

Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.

He's- he's deaf

He's deaf

-I'm asking you to move please.

And that's very offensive

-Please move.

Oh, no. I have a bracelet.

Well, no. Um, it's for media

Do you want me to like,
update the bracelet for you

so it's spelled right?

You're on team Kanye, right?

I know Kanye

I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor
make Graduation, right?

Like, there's no chance.

You've never heard of-

I had a dream I could
buy my way to heaven

Like, you think Taylor could
make something like that?

All she does is get broken up
with and then write an album about it

laughs

Like, how many times can you do that?

How many times can you do
that before you start to think

"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"
you know?

Yeah.

That's the only good song she has.

Yeah, he's gonna win too

Yeah, I'm voting for him

He's a genius

Yeah, he keeps it real

You know he said that McDonald's
is his favorite restaurant?

I do too, that's what I'm sayin

He speaks for the average American
person, you know?

Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal
right now, you know what I'm sayin'?

You wanna get a Happy Meal with me
right after work?

Burger, all day

You trying to get a Happy Meal
with me after you get off work or what?

Oh, I'll be here

I'll come back specifically for that

Okay, this is atrocious spelling though

That's how she spelled "fuck"

And that's how she spelled "Kanye".
A Z Y

I get it if you're one letter
off or something bro

but this is absolutely horrendous

He just told us we could stay

He said "on the sidewalk",
not on here

This is private property

Can you make sure I
look good in this pose?

Hold on, hold on

Get the sign in it, get the sign in it

Nobody's filming children

Make sure you put it on Youtube

You get off on being a
bootleg ass security guard

that doesn't have any power or what?

Oh you have power?
You have power?

You gonna arrest me for leaving?

I don't think you can arrest anyone

You're not a cop

I appreciate it

'Cause he knows he can't
arrest anyone, right?

He just said- He just said he can though

Illegal.

Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?

You're team Kanye, right? I can tell

laughs

Other than this, how's your day goin'?

My day was going great until
that guy escalated it

He's like "You get off filming
small children, or what?"

Yeah, exactly

Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions
to take the gun away from that guy

'cause I don't trust him

Alright.

He seems like he's one thing
away from having a power trip

and just like, lighting someone
up on the sidewalk

Yeah, we don't need that

Is there anything else you
guys need at all?

Or are you guys good?
- Um.. Nah, I'm good.

Alright, well you guys have a great day!

Bro that actually pissed me off though

Like I don't usually get mad, especially
when we're doing the prank

but like, he's tryin' to like
play that card

like "you get off filming
small children, huh?"

I know I might've been a
little harsh on him but bro

that's like the one thing that
like, I don't fuck with

is like, that type of shit, so I'm not
havin' him over here

accusing us

of basically being a pedophile.

Bro I'm not fuckin' having that

So if I gotta say some harsh
words back to him, so be it.

And he's trying to act
like he's so powerful

"Like oh you wanna
bet I can't arrest you?"

I'm just on team Kanye bro

You know, at like the awards ceremony

"Beyonce had the best video of all time"

Yeah

If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would
not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now

I don't believe that by any stretch

What do you mean?

She's super talented

I don't think so

Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation

They're two different genres

He was right to say what he said,

but I don't think it's a
"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing

Im just sayin' like, how many times
are you going to get broken up with

and write a song about it before you
acknowledge the fact that

you might be the problem

laughs

Until you stop getting paid for it

This is an art industry

I get it

And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree
that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?

Oh, absolutely not

Well-

Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like

The beacon of light that I
follow, you know?

Like Kanye is like,

Anything Kanye says, I agree with.

Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.

I hate Kool-Aid though.

Kanye is a freaking rap god,
I will give you that.

I can pull this up, and
I can guarantee you-

You got some 'Ye in there?

I'm goin' straight Youtube.
I'm old-schooled man

But I guarantee you, one of the
first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.

Hold on. I got an Android so
my shit is slow as fuck.

How are you guys doin'?
-Oh, I'm sorry.

- Hi! How are you?

Good